Mario and Bowser: MKPD
Chapter One
AN: Sup fools. welcome to my new series which has the greatest video game dudes EVAH! I thought this up and thought this was fuckin awesome so I wrote it. like with my other stuff you should review this when your done readin, but thats just prosedur you know. besides I knows Im an fuckin master at written so you dont need to keep tellin me that.
AN: still gonna keep written about Dildo so chilax about that. hes just too fuckin awesome to stop written about.
The Mushroom KIngdom. it looks all happy and stuff but thats a pile of shit. this place has all the problems any other big city has eccept that all its gangbangers look like fluffy animals and not-alive things.
ahuge gangbangin under world lives under the super nice day world of the Mushroom Kingdom, and every day it reachs out to sqeeze the lif out of harm less law goers. but they have a enemy.
THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM POLICE DEPARTMENT BITCHES111
the MKPD makes sure that these scum hide under thier beds and cry like fuckin babys instead of hurtin good fluffy animals and not-alive things in the city. and right now thats ecactly what thier doin.
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The yellow turtle watched in the shadows as a big fat mushsrom guy walked over the street. he couldnt tell if this retard was gonna be his next customer (SPOILER HES A DRUG DEALER). turns out it was.
the fattard shroom guy stood near by and waited.
"He-hello?" he said quitely.
"What you want bitch." Said the turtle guy.
"Area you a Blingshell?" Said the fat mushroom.
blingshell fixed his shades cuz they were goin down is nose. then he smiled.
May be." He said secrety. "why do you want me pal?"
"Asome one tolda me that you coulda help me... geta a life?" Said the mushroom in a nervous way.
Blingshell nodded all doochilly.
"I can help you get a life. just step in my office." he said waving at the alley.
"but thatsa alley." said themushroom all confused."
"Best kind of office pal. Best kind."
so the fattard got in to the alley while blingshell looked outside to see if any cops were watchin outside. then he walked over to the mushroom and pulled a green life mushroom out of a pocket.
"is this what your lookin for son?" He said sneakly.
"Thatsa it!" cried the mushroom out loud. he tried to grab it but the turtle stepped back.
"Whoe, whoe boy! cant let you have this fo free. this is premo stuff this shit. cant let you hold this wif out payin, might steal it. you under stand.
"Howa much?" said the mushroom desperitly.
"Ten coins. a mutha fuckin bargain right?" said Blingshell. but he was startin to get edgy. his gangbanger senses were tingleing and this mushroom was makin him nerous. but he didnt know why.
"deal!" said the mushroom and handed over the coins.
"Nother sadisfied customer." said blingshell happyly and gave it over.
but instead of leavin the mushroom just stood there. he was turnin the lifeshroom over and over then he licked his thumb and rubbed it. Blingshell watched scared as the green and white paint rubbed off a bit to show purple under it.
"do youa have amore of these?" said the mushroom suddenly all serousely. but when he looked up he saw blingshell running in to the ally. he chased after him but suddenly the turtle started to wall jump up and up and got to the roofs when the mushroom caught up. then he looked up and smiled cooly.
"Here we go." he said under his breath. then he took off his mushroom cap hat and then Mario started to wall jump to.
gettin to the roof tops mario saw the dealer runnin across roof tops and chased after him.
"Freezea dirtbag! He shouted after him.
Blingshell turned around amd saw how close he was gettin and pulled out his bullet gun. he fired it a lot and all the mini bullet bills went straight to mario. but mario jumped on the first one and so he flew over the rest with out missin a beat. but it gave the turtle enough time to take off he shell and kick it at him with high speed.
Mario ran back as the shell chased him but then he jumped and landed it. then he did a round house kick and sent the shell flying back to the dealer who jumped in to an other alley to escape. but when mario jumped down he found it was full of pipes. the turtle had escaped.
"Damn it!" shouted mario and punched the alley wall so hard that it cracked.
if only he had one of his items. like the brown leaf or his fire flower then he wouldve grabbed the dealer and get a lead on his case. but now... now he was on sqaure one again.
BACK AT THE STATION
mario walked to the desk when a voice called him from down the hall.
"Detective Mario! Chief needs you." said a cop.
"Shita." Muttered Mario under his breathe.
"How is the case detective." Said the chief later.
"Nota good. Blingshell managed to givea me the slip but i putted a wanted level out on him." Said Mario cooly.
"and mean while posonshrooms are still bein sold on the streets" Said Chief toadstool angerly.
"Yes." Said Mario serously. "but ita looks like they makea them look like other shrooms inastead."
chief toadstool gave him a sarcstic look.
"so now we have to round up all the shrooms now? Detective we dont have the animal pwer to do that."
"Buta now we know how thier gettin ina the city." said Mario stickin to his guns. "Justa give me amore time chief."
The chief stopped outside he office.
"I dont think you should stay on this case Mario. maybe its time to give it to an other detective." He said serously.
"Fuck that." Said Mario angerly. "I'ma the best detective ina the department. and i knowa the sewers system way bettera then any one else."
"But in you're condition." Said the chief.
Mario hit the wall.
"thatsa why I should be ona the case chief! I know shrooms." He said angerly.
"But not alone." Said the chief.
"What do youa mean?" said mario.
"I'm giving you a partner Mario. and thats final."
"I dont needa partner." Said mario.
"Tough shit. AND he just as interested in breakin this ring as you are." Said Toadstool. Then he opened the door in to his office.
"Meet your new partner Detectives." He said to both of them. Mario looked at the other guy and o mouthed in shock.
It was Bowser!
AN: and thats it for now bitches! Why is bowser a detective. whats the ring they are talkin about. whats Marios "condition". All that and more is comin in the next chapters.
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