Mario Kart A-Z

by Thegeniusyoshi

Funny Mario Kart related things from A to Z. Please help me come up with things for different letters! And also, no things that COULD happen, but things that are already IN Mario Kart. And no character suggestions either.

1. A

A is for Acceleration:

Its a big day at Choco Mountain. Not only are they giving away free Choco Mountain chocolate, but there is also a race! But there is a problem.

Luigi: "How do I accelerate?"

(Awkward silence.)

Luigi: "Please tell me how to accelerate."

(Awkward silence.)

Luigi: "HOW DO I ACCELERATE?"

(Waluigi comes over and puts some tape on the words above a gas pedal.)

Waluigi: "Just look here."

(Waluigi points at a gas pedal.)

Luigi: "Gee, thanks!"

(Waluigi walks back to his kart.)

The words above the pedal read:

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Acceleration.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

(Note: The Xs are tape.)

Lakitu: "3, 2, 1, GO!"

Luigi floors he pedal, and in less than a second, he's off the mountain.

The tape peels off, and now the words read:

Experimental Ultra Light-speed Acceleration.

DO NOT PRESS UNTIL FURTHER EXPERIMENTATION!

Luigi: "Oh no."

The kart keeps going. In 2 seconds, its halfway around the world. In 4 seconds, its been around the world.

Lakitu: "Lap 2!"

Luigi goes around the world again.

Lakitu: "Final lap!"

Luigi goes around the world once more.

Lakitu: "LUIGI WINS!"

(Luigi's kart runs out of gas.)

Luigi: "What happened?"

Mario: "What do you mean 'What happened?'! You won the race!"

Waluigi: "WHAT!"

Luigi: "Thanks Waluigi!"