Damn do I regret writing this...
"Hello losers welcome to Cooking with Bass. Today we shall make a pie!" Bass bounced up and down excitedly and took out a pan. "I really don't know how to make one but hey! Its all of our first times eh?"
"Shouldn't you already know how to make things before you cook them?" Megaman who seemed to be Bass's assestintent asked him. "SHUT UP!"
"Anyways lets get started. We have a big bowl and some eggs. Let crack em!" Bass said happily and smashed the eggs. "Uh oh."
"Hey let me get some new eggs from the fridge ok?" Megaman sighed and walked to the fridge. "HEY IDIOT! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS THE EGGS!" Bass screamed and threw Megaman aside as he ran to the fridge.
"Can't you be nice once?!" Megaman threw himself on top of his rival.
We shall be back after these stupid messages that don't even have to be here but I'm being paid to do this so whatever!
"Hello gurls! Today I have a product that will sooth out your hair like mine!" Zero held up a hair straightener product. He was also brushing his hair. "M-My preceis..." X Randomly touched Zero's hair. "DON'T TOUCH IT!"
"Hey that's my line!" Shadow randomly came out of nowhere and yelled at the blonde. "Shut up this isn't your gig anyways ding dong. Get out!" Zero chased Shadow away with his Z-saber. Beautiful hair- 15.99. See more details for free shipping.
ANYWAYS!
Bass and Megaman stared at the camera. "Hello. We are back with two eggs." They were covered in feathers and egg yoke.
As they cracked two eggs in the bowl, Protoman came. "Hey Bass I'm here!" Megaman turned around to see his brother at the entrance way. "You hired another assistant?!"
"What did you think? You can't even crack two eggs!" Bass slapped the robot hero. "I'm just going to go now..." Protoman ran away.
"ANYWAYS now we need exactly 2 cups of flour!" Bass got out a big cup of flour and poured it in the bowl. "That looks like too much.." "Shut up! That looks like enough to me..."
"Some cinnamon and nutmeg please!" Bass snapped his fingers and Megaman got the stuff in a flash. "Here we go!"
"Whoa dude that was fast! Where did you get all that stuff?" Bass gave his enemy a pat on the back. "Uh... The store?" Megaman giggled. "...Never mind lets put those things in!"
They then added a bunch of other random ingredients. "Yay! Now more after this message..."
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"Hello peeps! I'm Cutman! Have you've ever been bullied?" Cutman asked Axl. "Uh no si-" "Poor boy!" Cutman interrupted. "I have something to toughen you up!" He gave Axl and huge bloat up shrit.
"Whoa thanks Cutman! Now I look ten times bigger!" Axl squeled in excitement until he noteced his feet were lifting off the ground. "Uh oh... Cutman help!"
"The bloat shirt! Only 10.95 pleas- HEY GET BACK HERE! YOU NEED TO PAY ME!" Cutman chased after the floating Axl and Roll entered the scene. "Guys stop goffing around!"
Ok then now I really regret writing this...
"Now we just need to put this bad boy in the oven!" Bass laughed with joy. As they put it in the oven, they stopped. "hey Bass? How long do we cook this for?" Megaman asked with concern. "Uh just like... 54 minutes?" Bass guessed. "Ok!"
After that they gave the over cooked pie to the judges. "Zero, Dr. Light, and iris. Please taste my pie!" Bass gave them each a slice.
As they tasted they have different reactions.
"Oh my... interest- cough cough ing..." Iris lied.
"Replods can't taste..." Zero shrugged.
And Dr. Light turned into .
"SAY YOU LIKE IT OR DIE!" Bass pointed a gun at them. They all agreed it was good even though Dr. Light went to the hospttale it was all good.
DA END
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Sup dudes. Sorry for the quick fic but I didn't have a good idea for this anyways. So yeah. Anyways hope you like and stuff and review please! I would be less likely to kill you if you do! (JK)