L was on a blind date. How he had failed to stop Raito from forcing him on one, he had no idea, but here he was, at a fancy restaurant, wearing a tux that Misa had made him put on. "Ryuzaki, why is it that you never seem to get any woman?" Raito had asked him.

"I am simply too busy with my work as L, Raito kun."

"That's not true Ryuzaki, and you know it. is it because you're gay?"

"My sexual orientation is none of Raito kun's business." Then, to make things worse, Misa just had to come prancing into the room.

"Hi Raito! What are you and Ryuzaki talking about?!"

"Ryuzaki can't get a date with any guys and I was giving him some advise."

"Oh, Misa knows how to help with that!" and that's how L had ended up in this situation. Raito told him that he had reserved a table in the corner for their date. L walked over to it and sat down. He waited for several minutes for his date to arrive. L wonder what kind of person Raito could have possibly set him up with. Knowing Raito, it would probably be some Hollister employee or something.

Surprisingly, L found that he was wrong when a black haired guy wearing glasses and a t-shirt sat down across from him. "Are you Hedeki Ryuga?" the guy asked in english. Raito probably thought it would be funny to use that name. From how the guy talked and looked, he was probably American.

"Yes, I am. You must be my date."

"Yeah, I'm you're date. My names John."

"Nice to meet you John. I like you're shirt."

"Thanks." They flirted with each other and made small talk for awhile until their food came. Things had been going pretty well.

"Here's the chicken and the cake you ordered." said the waiter.

"Thank you." L replied. John's eye started to twitch when he saw the cake.

"You ordered cake for dinner?!" John said, horrified.

"I cannot function without sugar. If I didn't have any, I would go through withdrawal."

"But cake is evil!"

"What?! How can cake be evil if it's so yummy?"

"It's too sugary and Betty Crocker bakes it!"

"There's no such thing as being too sugary." John just rolled his eyes and ate his food. After a while, they pretended that the cake argument had never happened and started flirting again. John Told L something about how he saved the world from something and L told John that he worked for a police agency. They actually got along pretty well. John had interesting things to talk about and L was really intelligent. They were also both cute, which helped things a lot. Eventually, the waiter came back and handed them dessert menus. John gave the menu back to the waiter. L took five seconds to read the menu and then ordered one of everything. John got annoyed again.

"Why do you have to eat so many sweets?"

"I already told you, if I don't I go through withdrawal."

"What do you mean you go through withdrawal?! What withdrawal symptoms could you possibly get from cake?!"

"You do not want to know."

"Ok, fine. If it's that bad I guess I don't. But I still think that cake is-" John was cut off by L's lips. John was shocked at first, but then he slowly melted into it. L slowly slid his tongue into John's mouth. It seemed like he was exploring John's mouth with his tongue. Eventually though, they had to part.

"Still think that cake is horrible?" said L, smiling.