Random. Very. My first Fruits Basket fanfic! Even though I've loved Fruits Basket for ages! I was busy with another anime... and still am... anyway. Random randomness with the Mabudachi Trio. Enjoy!
Ayaa: Gure-san! I get to be in a story with you!
Shigure: Oh, how wonderful!
Hatori: ...
Mit-chan: Enjoy! Please review!
Script Trouble
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Cheese?"
"N- what's cheese got to do with this?"
"I don't know. Cheese is nice. I like cheese."
"Get on with the script, Ayame."
"Tori-san? Okay. Please?"
"No."
"But it looks so fun!"
"It isn't."
"But how come you won't take your eyes off it?"
"Because…"
"Please?"
"Oh, give me a break! I just said no!"
"Okay!"
"What?"
"A break! Look, look! I saw a Kit Kat commercial! It said, "Have a break!""
"Oh…"
"Here! Half a Kit Kat!"
"I don't want it."
"But you love Kit Kat!"
"N-… where are we?"
"Tori-san! We're here, at the Kit Kat scene!"
"Oh. Okay."
"Ready, Tori-san?"
"No. I don't like Kit Kat."
"I know you don't, but are we ready to continue with the script?"
"Ayame? I've already said my line."
"But what you just said isn't in the script…"
"Ayame. We are here. I just read that line. Your turn."
"Oh… Okay."
"Will you leave me alone now?"
"Tori-san! We're supposed to be doing the script!"
"Ayame! That was the script!"
"But you told me to go away!"
"It says that in the script!"
"Tori-san! Don't make stuff up!"
"I'm not!"
"But my script doesn't have you telling me to go away!"
"Look, let's compare scripts, and then you'll see…"
"…"
"…"
"See! I told you Tori-san! You have a different script!"
"But it was the same… only this page…"
"HEY! HAS ANYONE SEEN A PAGE FROM MY NEWEST SCRIPT? IT'S CALLED 'GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE NOW!'!!"
"I think Gure-san has the other page to your script, Tori-san."
"I think so too, Ayame."
"GURE-SAN! I THINK TORI-SAN HAS THE PAGE!"
"Ah! Here you are, my friends! Yes, thank you Haa-san!"
"Welcome. Can I have the page from our script? Ayame's shows his lines, but not mine, and these are the only copies. If you've lost the page, Shigure…"
"Oh… about that…"
Whisper, whisper, whisper
"You what?"
"Yup! I gave it to my editor! Then she ripped it up!"
"Shigure…"
"Oh dear, Gure-san! Tori-san worked so hard on that script! Now we shall have to postpone our wonderful play!"
"No. Ayame? Where did you put the other copies? I know there was a copy of the whole play. Where was it? These were only for our personal use, so it doesn't matter too much. But the other copy was important. The computer that had it saved up crashed. It was the only copy of it. Tell me now, or I'm never drinking you tea again. And it wasn't a play, it was a script for a play in a movie worth ¥1,000,000,000."
"Oh, by the way, Gure-san? What happened to that envelope you gave your editor? The one that wasn't really what she wanted?"
"Oh, you mean the pink envelope you gave me, Ayaa?"
"Yup."
"Oh. She ripped that up, too!"
"Oh. Um, Tori-san? Do you think maybe you could get another copy?"
"Ahh. Ayame, Shigure? Go get it back, piece it together, whatever. Just get it back, or else. You owe me ¥1,000,000,000."
"Ah."
"Go. Find it before the director finds out. Go, Shigure, Ayame."
"…"
"ALL RIGHT!"
Hope you enjoyed! I know, so random! Oh well! Please review!
Ayaa: I'm sorry, Tori-san!
Hatori: ...
Shigure: -whistle-
Mit-chan: Thank you for reading! Please review!