"Why…just why baa-chan?" Questioned Naruto his face currently putting a tomato to shame worrying anyone currently in the room if whether or not his head would explode.
"Look gaki I know you must be surprised but you have to realize that I wouldn't be asking you two of this if I didn't feel you were to best to handle this type of mission." Stated the Godaime Hokage in an authoritative tone, one could only have from years of experience as a Kage, that held no room for argument.
"But why us…specifically both of us, Naruto knows Kage Bushin he should be more than enough to handle this mission on his own. Stated a red haired carbon copy of the whiskered blond, minus said markings and a couple shades darker than his blonde counterpart, ignoring the shout of "you know it too asshole".
"Look Naruto, Nexus I'll be straight with you two, this training is something that is vital for most kunoichi to know, while most may not choose to enter this profession it still proves to invaluable for them to at least have the basics of seduction training and even though most if not all the shinobi nations, great, small, and in between have come to form an alliance through the defeat of Uchiha Madara things are still a bit tense and if it comes down to it I'd like to have the next generation properly prepared for whatever may happen down the line; which is why I need both of you for this mission."
Taking a breath Tsunade pulled the medical files for both Naruto and Nexus and a bottle of sake setting the items on the table, taking a swig of the latter. "Naruto, Nexus you are both Uzumaki, while Nexus is full blooded while you are only half-"
"Then let Nexus have the mission of that makes him better qualified!" Shouted the blonde shinobi pulling at whatever he could to get him out of this mission; completely oblivious, by choice, of the death glare being leveled on him by the flustered redhead.
"Neither of you are getting out of this mission, now if you'll shut up for five minutes I can explain why." Clearing her throat the Godaime Hokage gathered herself, took another drink of sake, and flipped open their files to marked points as she continued. "While Nexus is a full blooded Uzumaki and Naruto is only half you both show signs of the clans famed stamina and longevity, Nexus's being more potent due to being full blooded, making you perfect for this mission. Naruto on the other hand is a Namikaze, and back when that clan was still around rumors of their endurance were spread like wild fire, and you house the Kyuubi No Yoko, drastically increasing your charka reserves and stamina further, along with the fact you both can perform Kage Bushin en mass makes you invaluable for this mission."
Taking a moment to allow this information to sink in Tsunade flipped from the mediacal records to their profile evaluations.
"Now for the reason I need both of you for this mission. Naruto, while wild and reckless, you have proven time and again that you are one of the best shinobi produced this generation you, strength and determination only matched by the compassion and loyalty you hold for this village and those within her walls, which is why I've found you to be the perfect subject for interrogation. Only when those precious to you are endangered would you even consider mentioning the color of the villages' roof tops let alone vital information.
Nexus, as Naruto's cousin, the same traits that have made him into the great shinobi his is can also be seen within you. The only difference being that while Naruto protects these walls from within, you protect them from without; you have become one of the best most trusted hunter-nin that has ever join the ranks. Nicknamed Hells Hound not only because of your unique ability but because of you flawless track record, of never losing a single target I need you to in this mission to help teach these girls how to not only track down a target but to also elude those chasing after them."
Shutting their files the buxom Hokage stood staring down the Uzumakis with the high ranking seriousness and authority of their superior, of their ruler gaining their full attention and spoke.
"This is why you both must take this mission, objections will not be tolerated, I did not make this decision lightly you two are the most capable this village has to offer, do I make myself clear?"
With a twin response of Hai Hokage-sama the platinum blonde returned to her seat behind smiling softly.
"But..." Frowning at the crimson haired Uzumaki's objection choosing not to voice it till she heard what he had to say. "wouldn't some one more…experienced in this department be better suited?" He asked Naruto nodding in agreement, both a bit red with embarrassment.
Having expected this to come up sooner or later Tsunade took a breath and opened her mouth to reply.
"Don't worry we'll make sure you know everything about pleasing a woman before letting you loose on the girls."
When the door opened and in walked Mitarashi, Anko teasingly answering for her, a bit more blatant that the blonde hokage preferred, patting them on the back.
"Yes as Anko so blatantly put it, we will be instructing both you and the girls in the ways of handling the opposite sex, though why she's here when I specifically instructed her to retrieve the others baffles me." Tsunade stated placing her sake away before she took notice of it.
"I'm here cause I completed my job Hokage-sama, I wanted to make sure I was back in time to see the looks on the gaki's faces when you told them the mission." Answered the violet haired woman as Shizune, Kurenai, Hinata, Sakura, Ino, TenTen, Tayuya, and Temari walked inside causing the male duo to visible stiffen and mentally freak out at the thought of who they were soon to be working with.
Ignoring the pair who were currently trying to become one with the corner Tsunade went on and explained the details of the mission to them, allowing them ample time to complain and freak out, just as she did with Naruto and Nexus before explaining her reasoning behind the mission.
"Though I will understand if you choose not to accept this mission-" Pausing the Hokage settled a death glare upon the two males in the room effectively silencing any potential protest from them. "I feel that it's necessary for you to know that those who accept and see this through to the end will be compensated for an S-rank mission."
Allowing the girls to discuss their decision amongst themselves, everyone in the room was surprised that Hinata, who was practically comatose during the entire mission briefing, was the first to accept, under the claims "if it was for the good of the village she'd be willing to take part" which would have been more convincing if she wasn't looking at Naruto the entire time. Not the type to be shown up Tayuya also agreed to participate stating that if the mouse could do it so could she.
Eventually everyone soon came to agree as well and the Godaime dismissed them to gather their belongings in preparation for an extended trip departing five tomorrow.
Everyone going their separate ways, each with varying thoughts on the upcoming mission, they packed and most found themselves having restless night while few slept peacefully.
The trip the following day had been relatively peaceful, Tsunade greeted them at the front gate announcing that she'd be taking part in the mission as well, when questioned about who would be running the village she stated that she convinced, (forced), Jiraiya to serve as the temporary Hokage in her steed.
Knowing that the village was left in, relatively, good care the group departed to their destination, a tourist village a few hours away from the Hidden Leaf village on foot, the only issue being halfway through the trip when Ino questioned whether or not she knew Naruto's...size, due to the fact the she'd been in charge of his physicals a few times when he visited the hospital.
Said blonde and pinkette's faces were brighter than anyone deemed possible as the young kunoichi attempted to explain that while she'd given Naruto physicals in the past she'd never had any reason to check him there and left it at that; leaving the group to travel in a rather uncomfortable silence for the rest of the trip, everyone failing to notice a certain red faced Hyūgawith her Byakugan ablaze.
Arriving at their destination the group settled into their lodgings, the Hokage's personal vacation home and explored the area for a bit before returning later that night for the beginning of their lessons.
Everyone was gathered around the couch in the living room, save for Naruto and Nexus Anko Shizune, Kurenai and Tsunade, talking amongst themselves about whatever came to mind, but the mind topic seemed to be wondering about the location of the male Uzumaki's their instructors.
Soon enough said instructors walked in from another room in the house, Tsunade dragging in two covered objects setting them in front of the girls.
"Alright ladies who's ready to learn about seduction?" Questioned Anko in a tone that made it sound like a performance was about to start.
"Umm…what about Naruto and Nexus…don't they need to be here before we can do anything" Asked Ino, the rest of the girls nodding in agreement.
"Ahh, that's a good question Ino and you're right Naruto and Nexus do need to be here for us to start the lesson; but you see they still had some doubts about wanting to participate, and despite what I said they refused to understand…so some drastic measures had to be taken.
With a terrifyingly sweet smile the Godaime Hokage lifted the sheets off the object revealing a sight that would forever be burning into the group's memory.
And that's chapter one I hope you enjoyed it, next chapter you get to find out just what was under the sheets (not that you probably don't know already I really didn't try to hide it that well after all). But I will explain how they got in the predicament in the first place. I'm really in a writing mood today so I might get the next chapter out faster than usual think, tell me what you think if you have any questions feel free to post them.