Werewolf in the Girls' Dorm
If you've read one fic, then you know the tradition of the disclaimer.
The disclaimer actually dates back to the 17th century, but I'm sure you could just find that in your History textbooks.
I hope none of you believed that.
I really don't know when the disclaimer was first used...
But, I do know that I own none of the characters from Harry Potter.
This is in print, so none of you can go off to JKR and tell her I didn't say it.
Because I did.
So ha.
This fic was inspired by the very funny manga Love Hina. Which I also don't own.
Chapter 1- The Hot Tub Pervert
Remus Lupin sighed. He was all alone, hungry, and trapped in a rainstorm without an umbrella. His best friend was on the run from Azkaban, and Remus had no one else to turn to.
Glancing to his left, he noticed a large mansion.
'Funny... that wasn't there before...
'Oh well. It looks deserted. I guess I could spend the night there.'
And so, Remus ran to the mansion.
When he reached the door, he found it unlocked. He went inside and decided to explore a bit to find a place to dry his soaked robes.
As he went through the first floor of the mansion, he discovered that the gas, water, and electricity still worked.
'The owners must have just moved out... I guess they've given up trying to sell this place. It looked a little worn down on the outside.'
Just when Remus was about to give up and try to find the basement (or go on the second floor), he found a hot tub.
'That's weird... the water is still warm.'
All logical thought processes stopped when Remus had the shivering fit of his life.
So, taking off his clothes, he hopped into the very large hot tub and relaxed for the first time since leaving Hogwarts two years ago.
Then, he heard a noise.
Opening his eyes, he discovered that he was not alone in the hot tub.
He happened to be in it with a light-haired someone.
A female someone.
A pretty, naked, female someone.
And she was getting closer to him.
Remus became nervous. He had never been in a hot tub naked with a woman who was also naked.
"You must be that new girl we're expecting. Welcome to Kanwa House! I'm Cecile Jober."
'Why does she think I'm a girl?!?'
"Wow. You must get really stressed at that school. You've got quite a few gray hairs." She smiled. "Don't worry, though. You'll be able to relax over the summer. Isn't the hot tub great?"
When Remus said nothing, she frowned. "You don't say much, do you?" She turned around. "Where are my glasses?"
'Oh, that's why she couldn't see I'm a man... I'd better slip away right about now.'
Cecile found her glasses and got out the same time Remus did. "Hey, you don't have to l---"
She just noticed that the "girl" was a man.
She blushed and drew in a breath. "PERVERT IN THE HOT TUB!!"
She grabbed her towel and started hitting him with it as he ran out the door, his towel in his hand.
'Oh great. My obituary is going to read "Death by Towel Whapping." I can already see the headline.'
Then, he ran into something soft. It was slightly fuzzy.
When he looked up, it was a girl with brown hair wrapped in a towel.
The girl smirked. "My, my, aren't we a fast one?"
The girl next to her, who had black hair with blue stripes shook her head. "You're weird, Jessica."
"Jessica! Kat! That's the pervert!"
The two girls finally noticed that Remus was very naked, very wet, and very flushed. They also noticed he was a little excited.
"Excuse me!" Remus yelled, pushing past them as they screamed.
"Get him!" Cecile shouted, and Remus heard three people chasing after him.
Just his luck, he ran into a fourth girl. She ended up seeing his excited friend, blushed, and screamed.
He got up, only to see a fifth girl with a broomstick.
'Why do I keep running into girls?!?'
When Cecile, Jessica, and Kat caught up with Remus, they found Rose crying and mutter nonsense. They also found an unconscious Remus at the feet of Carrie, who was leaning on her broom.
"He flashed his... his... thing at me!" Rose sobbed.
"I saw it and punished him," Carrie said.
Okay, I'm going to have to leave it as a cliff hanger for now. Homework calls. And so does dinner...
Eh, I'll probably push my homework off another hour and work on the second chapter later.
Or, I'll actually work on it and finish the second chapter tomorrow...
Darn English teachers. Always have to give such hard assignments due in one day...
I guess I should be glad my History teacher pushed the essay to Monday. Bless her for wanting an essay free weekend...
And, I'll stop rambling.
~ Yoshi Girl Snape
If you've read one fic, then you know the tradition of the disclaimer.
The disclaimer actually dates back to the 17th century, but I'm sure you could just find that in your History textbooks.
I hope none of you believed that.
I really don't know when the disclaimer was first used...
But, I do know that I own none of the characters from Harry Potter.
This is in print, so none of you can go off to JKR and tell her I didn't say it.
Because I did.
So ha.
This fic was inspired by the very funny manga Love Hina. Which I also don't own.
Chapter 1- The Hot Tub Pervert
Remus Lupin sighed. He was all alone, hungry, and trapped in a rainstorm without an umbrella. His best friend was on the run from Azkaban, and Remus had no one else to turn to.
Glancing to his left, he noticed a large mansion.
'Funny... that wasn't there before...
'Oh well. It looks deserted. I guess I could spend the night there.'
And so, Remus ran to the mansion.
When he reached the door, he found it unlocked. He went inside and decided to explore a bit to find a place to dry his soaked robes.
As he went through the first floor of the mansion, he discovered that the gas, water, and electricity still worked.
'The owners must have just moved out... I guess they've given up trying to sell this place. It looked a little worn down on the outside.'
Just when Remus was about to give up and try to find the basement (or go on the second floor), he found a hot tub.
'That's weird... the water is still warm.'
All logical thought processes stopped when Remus had the shivering fit of his life.
So, taking off his clothes, he hopped into the very large hot tub and relaxed for the first time since leaving Hogwarts two years ago.
Then, he heard a noise.
Opening his eyes, he discovered that he was not alone in the hot tub.
He happened to be in it with a light-haired someone.
A female someone.
A pretty, naked, female someone.
And she was getting closer to him.
Remus became nervous. He had never been in a hot tub naked with a woman who was also naked.
"You must be that new girl we're expecting. Welcome to Kanwa House! I'm Cecile Jober."
'Why does she think I'm a girl?!?'
"Wow. You must get really stressed at that school. You've got quite a few gray hairs." She smiled. "Don't worry, though. You'll be able to relax over the summer. Isn't the hot tub great?"
When Remus said nothing, she frowned. "You don't say much, do you?" She turned around. "Where are my glasses?"
'Oh, that's why she couldn't see I'm a man... I'd better slip away right about now.'
Cecile found her glasses and got out the same time Remus did. "Hey, you don't have to l---"
She just noticed that the "girl" was a man.
She blushed and drew in a breath. "PERVERT IN THE HOT TUB!!"
She grabbed her towel and started hitting him with it as he ran out the door, his towel in his hand.
'Oh great. My obituary is going to read "Death by Towel Whapping." I can already see the headline.'
Then, he ran into something soft. It was slightly fuzzy.
When he looked up, it was a girl with brown hair wrapped in a towel.
The girl smirked. "My, my, aren't we a fast one?"
The girl next to her, who had black hair with blue stripes shook her head. "You're weird, Jessica."
"Jessica! Kat! That's the pervert!"
The two girls finally noticed that Remus was very naked, very wet, and very flushed. They also noticed he was a little excited.
"Excuse me!" Remus yelled, pushing past them as they screamed.
"Get him!" Cecile shouted, and Remus heard three people chasing after him.
Just his luck, he ran into a fourth girl. She ended up seeing his excited friend, blushed, and screamed.
He got up, only to see a fifth girl with a broomstick.
'Why do I keep running into girls?!?'
When Cecile, Jessica, and Kat caught up with Remus, they found Rose crying and mutter nonsense. They also found an unconscious Remus at the feet of Carrie, who was leaning on her broom.
"He flashed his... his... thing at me!" Rose sobbed.
"I saw it and punished him," Carrie said.
Okay, I'm going to have to leave it as a cliff hanger for now. Homework calls. And so does dinner...
Eh, I'll probably push my homework off another hour and work on the second chapter later.
Or, I'll actually work on it and finish the second chapter tomorrow...
Darn English teachers. Always have to give such hard assignments due in one day...
I guess I should be glad my History teacher pushed the essay to Monday. Bless her for wanting an essay free weekend...
And, I'll stop rambling.
~ Yoshi Girl Snape