It was a late night at the Dirty Robber. Everybody had tomrrow off, because it was thanksgiving. Luckily, there was nobody there except for the team. Frost, Tommy and Korsak were at the bar with Jane and Maura. It appeared that Maura had had a bit much to drink, because she was slurring her words, and making absolutely no sense at all. "Korsaaaaakkk...Looook at the pretty birrrddies!" Vince raiseed an eyebrow at her, but said nothing.
"Well, I think I'm done for the night," said Tommy as he finished his beer.
"Me, too," replied Frost
"Make sure she gets home safe, all right, Maura?" reminded Korsak. All he got in response was a look, with Jane falling over her shoulder, which kind of took away the meaning. After the men left, it was only them in the entire restaurant. The bartender was back in the kitchen. "Jane, how can you be drunk? You only had three beers." reasoned Maura. "Goooooooddddd beeeeeerrrrrr..." Slurred Jane as she laughed, leaning on the counter. "Waaaaaant sommmee?" Jane waved her empty bottle in her face. "Maaaaauuuraaa...I need to tell you something...hey, Maura...look at me..." Maura, who had been fascinated by the wide assortment of tiles in the restaurant tilted her head so she was facing Jane. Regularly, Jane was rough when she drank, and sometimes got into fights. That's why she would never leave her alone at a bar or anywhere where they served beer. "Weeeeellllll...I'll shooow youuuuuu..." The smile on Jane's face lit up the room, even though had drunk enough, apparently, to get her in this state. Maura smiled back. Jane took Maura by the shoulders, and even though she knew Jane would never hurt her, she had been shaken violently way too many times to not tense up at that motion. "Heeeyyyyy...doonn't beeee afraiiiiid..." She pulled Maura closely, slowly, until their faces were mere inches apart. Jane squinted her eyes, and finally said, "you have beauuutifulllll eyesss, Mauraaaa..." Maura smiled at Jane's drunkenness, even though it was different than it usually was. Jane moved her face closer to Maura's, and their lips met. Maura just was stunned, but still made no movement or motion to move away, since Jane in this state was a bit rough, and tended to fall a lot. Jane wrapped her arms around Maura, still kissing her. "I love you" "ouuuu" continued Jane, and smiled, pulling back. "I am soo in looove with yoouu..." Maura smiled back. "You're drunk, Jane." "I knoooowww..."
"Ninety percent of people who make romantic decisions when they're drunk regret them the next day or soon after." Maura remarked sadly.
"I woonnn''t..." slurred Jane. Maura had been too stunned to feel anything during the kiss. It had frozen her in place. "You don't know that, Jane, you're so drunk you won't remember this." Maura remarked, playing along. Jane hopped off the stool, and held her hands out. "Commme..." Maura got off her stool as well, and stood still. Jane took both Maura's hands in hers, pulled her gently toward her, then dropped them. "But you willlll..." Jane took her face in her hands, and kissed Maura passionately. This time, she felt it. Her knees went weak, but Jane wrapped her arms around Maura to keep her standing, at which point Maura's entire body went weak. She wrapped her arms loosely around Jane's slender figure, drinking in as much of the moment as she could. She held her close with the strength she had left. Jane came up for air first, and Maura inhaled and held her breath. "But you will," whispered Jane as she kissed her once more. If Maura had been thinking straight, she would have noticed that Jane didn't slur, and she was strong enough to hold up one hundred twenty five pounds of Maura. "I love you so much, Maura, and are so beautiful"
"I'm only saying...this because you won't remember it. I love you, too. So much." she smiled against Jane's lips, loving the moment, loving the way Jane's strong arms wrapped around her small body. She wished it would never end.
A shot rang out from the kitchen, Maura's body tensed and she stood up, and Jane's arms dropped.
A/N: So, I will be continuing this, assuming there are over ten people who comment. I like the idea, but personally think it's terrible. If you can convince me otherwise, you'll be getting another chapter within the next week!