Disclaimer – Don't own Naruto or McDonald's fries or Domino's pizza or…
Naruto Randomness (some are not)…
Ino: Chouji is that my panties you have on your head?
Chouji: It's my headband! Why?
Ino: Because I found yours.
Chouji: Crap…
Sakura and Sasuke are fighting Itachi
Sakura thinks: Wow I never thought Itachi actually looks as cute as Sasuke!
Saskura: Hey Itachi! Um, you're cute! If you want you can use this circle on my back as a kunai target!
Itachi: Shut up... Mangekyou Sharingan
Sakura falls onto the ground in pain
Sasuke: Please teach me brother...
Itachi: Sasuke do you think it's easy to maintain the Mangekyou?
Sasuke: I think Sakura is easy!
Naruto: I bet you want to know my name right?
Neji: No I don't
Naruto: I'll tell you anyways, I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I'm gonna be the next hokage! Hokage! Hokage! Hokage… Ramen! Ramen! Ramen!
During their fight…
Neji: What is this immense chakra? You should be dead already!
Naruto: You don't know me very well! Do you remember what I told you?
-Flashback-
Naruto: Ramen! Ramen! Ra----
Naruto: Not that part!
-Flashback-
Naruto: Hokage! Hokage! Hokage!
Naruto: Eh, close enough
Random voice: Neo, you're the one….
Shino: WTF are you talking about? I'm telling you, you got the wrong guy!
Naruto: Rasengan!
Sakura: Whoah! How do you do that Naruto?
Naruto: Pure talent I guess.
Jiraya: Idiot! I taught you that!
Kakashi: Sasuke, you know why your body is buried in the ground right?
Sasuke: No
Kakashi: It's because you think your superiority is greater than Naruto and Sakura
Sasuke: So?
Kakashi: Want me to teach you how to obtain the Mangekyou sharingan?
Sasuke: Yes!
Kakashi: Tough luck kid.
Kakashi: Now watch very carefully you three…
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke: Yes sensei!
Kakashi does some hand signs
Kakashi: cat's cradle!
Deidra and Ino: I wonder if there's someone who looks like me?
Both look at each other
Deidra: I'm you! Only I'm a guy…
Ino: And I'm you! Only I'm a girl…
Deidra and Ino: Are we related?!
Zetzu light side: I'm going to heaven…
Zetzu dark side: And I'm going to hell…
Zetzu light side: But we have to be separated in order to do that…
Zetzu dark side: Maybe we just go to some kind of phase where you're in heaven and hell?
Zetzu light side: I think it's called purgatory…
Zetzu dark side: I think it's called Barry's Bar…
Orochimaru: Naruto, come join us…
Naruto: Never!
Orochimaru: Don't make me kill you Naruto.
Naruto: Why should I?! You killed Sasuke!
Orochimaru takes off mask to reveal Sasuke
Sasuke: No Naruto, I'm Sasuke.
Naruto: No… It's impossible!
Sasuke: Look at the face, it's obviously me, Sasuke
Naruto: No... no… NoOoOoOoO!!!!
Genma: If you buy one of our free gi—
Asuma: Smoke
Genma: We will gurantee a gr---
Asuma: Smoke
Genma: And shipping is fr—
Asuma: Are you smoking yet?!
Sakon: Ready you guys?
Ukon: Triple
Jirobou: T
Tayuya: K
Kidomaru: A!
All: Time To Totally Kick Ass!
Sakura: Lee! Quick!
Lee: Flower Blossom Nut Crunch!
Kabuto: Ow, damn that hurts…
Lol guess where I got the last one from, anyways, if you have any ideas you want me to post up please PM me and while you're at it. Review! (no flames)