Wonderland Blooper Reel!

by Thief In The Abyss

The director turned in his seat to face the camera fully. "It's like working with kids, we're lucky to get anything done." He proceeds to take off his sunglasses and wipe them on his jacket and spoke, "But they treat each other like family." He puts them back on his face and and folds his arms over his chest, and in a flat tone, he adds, "Most of the time anyway."

1. Chapter 1

I'm sorry (no I'm not)

Based on the Manga

I don't own the characters and all rights go to Quinrose

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Alice in the Country of Hearts BLOOPERS

Chapter 1: Welcome to Wonderland

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See Alice sleeping in the garden. Lorina approaches her.

"Alice? Alice!"

Girl sits up, stretches with a yawn but stops abruptly.

Lorina gives a questionable look.

Alice looks at her arm and screams while bolting off set.

"THAT WAS A FREAKING WASP!"

CUT!

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Alice places hand on her chin pondering her dream, "Something about a game… and some cryptic message about rules…"

Lorina smiles, "You think this is a game?"

Alice stares at her.

Lorina proceeds to scoot closer to Alice with a smile.

"You think this is a game? Huh punk?"

CUT!

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-Inner Monolgue-

Alice sighs, "My sister is so elegant."

"Those frilly clothes would look ridiculous on me, but they really suit her."

"She brings all the boys to the yard."

CUT!

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Alice places hand to chest, "…Cards?"

"I-I guess…sure let's play…Cards."

Gets a daze look on her face, "Because that's one of the rules."

Lorina gives her a dubious glance, "What was that, Alice?"

Alice snaps out of daze, "…Huh?"

Lorina frowns, "Talk shit get hit."

CUT!

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Peter walks up to Alice, "Good grief, you're hopeless."

Proceeds to pick her up and toss her over shoulder.

Alice squirms, "What the heck?!"

Peter gives a sadistic smile, "Please don't scream, we wouldn't want the neighbors to hear."

CUT!

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Peter jumps into hole, "Regardless. If there's a hole we know, then down it we'll go!"

Alice screams, "I DON'T WANNA DIE YET!"

Peter faces her, "What? You don't want to get there yet? Oh my, you must really enjoy falling."

Alice gives a panicked look, "Oh of course! IT'S EVERY GIRL'S DREAM TO FALL TO THEIR DEATH, NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT IN THE SLIGHTEST!"

CUT!

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Alice wakes up on the roof of Clock Tower Plaza.

Sits up and looks around and gasps dramatically.

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto!"

Proceeds to swoon

CUT!

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Peter takes a swig of the medicine.

Grabs Alice's face and forces her to drink.

Peter continues to kiss her.

Alice grabs his shoulders and pulls him down to her.

Both falling over in a fake make out session.

CUT!

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