Hey, I'm writing a new story about Legacy of Kain. Some of the things might not be right, since I only played Legacy of Kain-defiance, not soul reaver or blood omen, so I might not know that much about all of this…

So here is what I'm saying fuck you to:

Sunlight

Stakes

Garlic

Silver

Another thing, the only thing that I'm not saying fuck you to is a shotgun blow to the head, that will kill any mother fucker, but in this time, there is no shotgun… :(

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It was summer in Nosgoth, so the sun was shining brightly and it was far hotter than most people could handle, it looked like evening sun, but it was only 11:00 am in the morning

The leader of all Vampires, Kain was in his castle, looking out onto the pillars, it used to be Mobues's castle, his and all his Vampire hunters.

But Kain took it from him after the heart of darkness was ripped from his chest by Raziel, his own son, but it also proved to have it's advantages, since Mobues's staff had no control over Kain without his heart.

Kain had to admit he was surprised that Raziel would offer to come into his sword, which was now the soul reaver and the strongest sword in existence, it even killed the wheel of time, the hideous tentacle beast who even fooled Mobues to believe he would bring a good life after death.

Kain was also lonely, it has been 4 years after the incident with the wheel of time, and now no one dared to cross him or even make him mad, all was scared of him, of the power he possessed or more importantly, the sword he possessed.

He was pleased at first that no one would cross him, but now he didn't like it, it was boring, his sword couldn't be put to good use, there was nothing to kill, and if there was anyone left out there who didn't like Kain, well they were in hiding.

Turel was dead, after Raziel killed him, Turel was only one of Kains 6 sons, but Turel chose to become a beast so he had to die, and all of his other sons were either dead or gone.

"I can't believe how boring it can be to have ultimate power." Kain said as he looked at the pillars of Nosgoth, that miraculously became whole again after Kain defeated the wheel of time.

He was still looking out of his window when one of his servants came crashing through the door. "Lord Kain, I have a very important message!" The servant yelled and Kain turned around, not really being interested, the 'important' message was probably the same as last time, the Queen Vampire of some Foreign land were probably coming to visit him.

"What is it Kyle?" Kain asked, he had gotten so bored that he even remembered all his servants names personally, which he could usually never do.

"My lord, Raziel has returned!" Kyle yelled out of breath and Kains eyes widened greatly. "Impossible…" Kain said as he looked at Kyle shocked.

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Yes, you're probably wondering how Raziel can be back, since he is in the sword, right?

And you're probably wondering whether it's the real Raziel? (evil laugh.) Well you'll just have to wait and see…

He hhe