Cartoons » Penguins of Madagascar » There's No Chocolate!
Author: Ecto-1
Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Reviews: 1 - Published: 06-26-17 - Updated: 06-26-17 id:12547384
My plot bunnies (who I thought were in summer hibernation) decided to give me this little crack fic. I do not own Penguins of Madagascar, please do not sue me. All I can give you is Monopoly money. Also, I decided to use the clean version of this joke as well as the parts where Julien spells (also part of the joke). Enjoy
The penguins were having an ice cream party and decided to invite all of the animals in the zoo to have some. As the party went on, the chocolate ice cream didn't last long. So, Julien decided he would have some ice cream. As he looked at the different cartons, he asked Private, "Can you make me a chocolate ice cream cone?"
"I'm sorry, Julien. We're out of chocolate. Do you want to pick another flavor?" Gesturing with his flipper, Private pointed at the other flavors on the cold table. Julien looked thoughtful for a minute as he glanced around.
"Hmm, ok. How about a chocolate milk shake?"
Shaking his head, Private answered, "Julien, I said we're out of chocolate. Please pick another flavor!"
Private's small outburst wasn't ignored by the other penguins. Rico was about to go over and slug some sense into the stinking bossy lemur when Skipper held him back. "Stand down, Rico. I think Private has this one. Let's just see what happens."
Rico grunted and sat back down, eyes glued firmly to the scene in front of him. Just when everyone thought Julien would get that Private was out of chocolate ice cream, "Ok, how about a chocolate sundae?"
Sighing, Private leaned over the counter a bit (he was standing on a step-stool) so he was almost face to face with the lemur king and said, "Ok, Julien. Can you spell 'Van' as in Vanilla?"
Everyone who was in earshot was confused. Why was Private giving Julien a spelling lesson? Waving his hand about, Julien answered, "That is to be too easy, my small little penguin. That is V-A-N."
Private, smiling sarcastically, "Very good, Julien. Now spell 'Straw' as in Strawberry."
"That is also too easy. S-T-R-A-W"
Julien clapped his hands together, thinking he was doing a great job. Now, the other penguins (who were in close proximity to their habitat) were getting interested in what Private was doing.
Private, on the other hand, was going to get his point across, "Now, spell 'Freak' as in Chocolate."
Looking very confused, Julien thought for a moment before saying, "There is no Freak in Chocolate."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you! There is no freaking chocolate!"
Howls of laughter erupted from the animals as the penguins walked over and patted Private on the back. Meanwhile, Julien was still trying to figure out why he couldn't get any chocolate ice cream..
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