I'm mentally kicking my own ass for having started another story when I've got three in progress, but I was feeling so excited to start on this. I'm blending together two of my most favorite things in the world-Alice in Wonderland & pro wrestling. So I hope all of you readers will enjoy this. R & R please. =) Please note that I own none of the Superstars and Divas used in this story. The only thing I do own is Alex.


"Oh man. I wish Vince would hurry up with whoever he's in there talking to. I'm ready to get this meeting over and done with," AJ said, sighing and laying her head against the wall behind her.

She had been told to come in for a meeting with Vince about being put in a storyline with John Cena, where the two would end up feuding with Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler. But honestly, and she could never bring herself to admit it to either Vince or Stephanie or even any of her friends, she just had days where she wished she could just say that she wanted nothing else to do with the push that she was getting. Everything that she had to do on-screen, whether it was having to be with one guy after another or having to turn her back on two of her best friends in the world, was putting a damper on the energetic spirit she was known for having. However, according to Vince, since the WWE Universe seemed to be loving the 'crazy chick' that she had become known for being, she was in high demand to be kept in the spotlight, which AJ thought was unfair when there were other Divas that'd either make better love interests than her or be better for this role.

Looking down at her phone and scrolling through her pictures, she came across a picture that never failed to help cheer her up: it was a picture of the first time she and Kaitlyn had met CM Punk off-screen, thanks to her newest friend, Alex Hardy. That day, the four had spent a lot of time talking about stuff that only geeks could carry on for hours and hours about. She couldn't help but laugh as she thought about all of the debating that Alex and Punk kept doing and, breathing a sigh, she wished she could actually show the side of her that got her so over with fans to begin with and let that side of her carry her up in the WWE, not turning into a bigger whore than most prostitutes. She wondered why it was she couldn't be allowed to at least be herself, but she never really felt bold enough to ask, so meekly, she always accepted what was pushed on her to have happen.

When she first joined the WWE and worked matches on FCW, she always had dreams about when she would get called up to be a part of the main roster, so when she got the call to be on the all-Divas season of NXT, she was so excited that she'd get to compete in matches that'd be broadcasted all over the world for people to see. Even though she didn't win her respective season, what she had accomplished was helping introduce a new kind of Diva for people to see, which was the geeky type that still had fangirl moments when meeting other roster members she had only gotten to see on TV. But, as soon as all of the romantic storylines began, as each branch ended, another would start and she was silently hoping they could either speed through each one or creative would just lose interest and end it prematurely, but this wasn't the case. And here she was getting ready for her talk about kayfabe boyfriend number 5, which was the polar opposite of how she had felt her career was going to be evolving.

After checking the time on her phone, she had noticed that she had been waiting outside of Vince's office for 25 minutes. Groaning around a yawn that had slipped out, she leaned her head back on the wall and started to doze off in hopes of killing time until it was time for her meeting. She hadn't even been sleeping for a good 15 minutes when she heard a familiar voice grumbling.

"God dammit! I can't believe this! Of all days to break, my fucking watch has to break on today of all days."

Jerking her head forward, only to feel a slight bit of pain which was alleviated by rolling her head around a few times, she saw that it was one of her close friends heading her way. Opening her mouth to say 'Hi' to Punk, her jaw dropped immediately upon seeing that something was oddly off with Punk-he was wearing a black and red striped short-sleeved turtleneck shirt, a pair of black skinny jeans with red suspenders hanging down, a pair of black boots, and to top it off, he had a pair of black bunny ears and a small black bunny tail. Seeing Punk like this made AJ immediately start to laugh as she tried calling out to him.

"Punk, hey Punk. Come over here for a sec. I wanna talk to you about something," AJ said, in between giggles.

Turning to look at AJ, Punk said "I don't really have the time to stop and talk to random people and bystanders. I'm late for an important meeting."

"Oh come on Punky. You at least have time to talk to one of your best friends, don't you?" AJ asked.

"No! Now I'd better be high-tailing it out of here before I get even later than I already know I am. Now goodbye!" Punk said, before running off.

"Punk wait!" AJ called after him. At this point, she was torn between staying in her seat and waiting for her meeting to start or chasing after Punk and asking him about where he was off to in such a hurry. So, curiosity winning over her, she got up from her seat and decided to take off after Punk while she could still see him. She kept shouting after Punk trying to get him to stop, but he didn't seem to hear her.

The hall the two were running suddenly came to an end as Punk ran through the door at and closed the door behind him before AJ could slip in after him. Before AJ could think twice about slowing down and stopping she crashed into the door, which caused a string of cuss words to fly out of her mouth.

"Damnit that hurt like a bitch!" AJ shouted, rubbing her forehead and her chest, where she crashed into the door.

After getting herself together, she walked into the room that Punk walked into only to find that there was nothing in there aside from a table.

"Now that's just weird. Where could Punk have gone?" AJ mused out loud.

"If I can have your attention please," a voice called up to AJ.

Looking around to try to find out where the voice had come from, AJ didn't see anyone else in there with her until she heard the voice again, saying "Down here." Bending down to look around she came across an odd doorknob-the thing that made it odd was the fact that it sounded like and had the face of Michael Cole.

"Michael Cole? What are you doing looking like a doorknob?" AJ asked, cocking her head to the side.

"Trying to get your attention. Now I'll bet you're wondering where it is that the person you were after went to, am I right?" Cole asked.

"Yeah. Did you see where he went? Because there is no possible way that he can be in this room," AJ said.

"He went through the door of course," Cole said, laughing.

"Well, that's a lot of help considering that I'm way too big to fit through you," AJ said.

"Just look up on the table and you'll find a box and a bottle," Cole said.

Doing as he said, AJ stood to look on the table and found the items he was talking about. Her curiosity won over her and she went to open the box to find that it was full of cookies that were all frosted with the same thing written on them, 'Eat Me'. Taking a cookie, she ate it in three bites and immediately started to feel funny. Before she knew it, she had started to grow until her head had hit the ceiling of the room.

"Whoa! I'm even taller than Khali is now! But I'm way too big to even get out of the door I came in through!" AJ said.

"Try the bottle now that you've had a cookie," Cole shouted up to her.

"The bottle?" AJ asked. Looking down at the table, she picked up the bottle that was next to the box of cookies and, looking at the tag that said 'Drink Me' and opening the top to the bottle, she took a drink and found that the drink tasted sweet, like a Mountain Dew Voltage. Soon after she had swallowed it, she felt herself start to shrink until she was at a high enough level to open the door. Walking over to the door, Cole took a look at her and said "Now you're the perfect size to fit through me. Just twist my nose and you can pass through." Doing as he said, AJ reached out and twisting the doorknob, she opened the door, only to be greeted with a sight that had her in wonder.

Taking a look at what laid before her, AJ said "I don't think I'm in Connecticut anymore," in wonder.

Get ready to AJ on her journey in this story. =)