Chapter 1: A New Beginning
"No, really! What the F is wrong with you! You 'all zippin' through the door like nothing happened! Oh my gawd, you have issues!" Cloud yelled at Sephiroth. "You're just a puppet... you have no heart... and cannot feel any pain.
"Don't be pulling any of that !# s!"Cloud was slowly reaching for his sword as his limit break peaked.
"What is your problem? I just came down to see how my Cloudy-boy was doing." Sephiroth said hotly to Cloud. Cloud's face distorted slightly.
"You're my problem! Stop following me everywhere... also stop calling me "Cloudy-boy" its irritating damnit!" Anyone could see Cloud was ticked off.
Sephiroth giggled lightly at that statement. "My boy... you must love me if you're acting like that." Cloud's cheeks turn a pale pink. "Yeah right! You're stupid. Just another mean, green fighting machine!"
Cloud tries to mask his embarrassment. Sephiroth shakes his head and tskes under his breath. "You shouldn't lie Cloudy-boy."
"I... I'm not lying! Don't look at me like that! ...Ah..." Cloud turns a deeper rouge. Sephiroth pats Cloud's head lightly.
"Bye Cloud! I'll be seeing you!" Sephiroth winks slightly. Trying not to be oblivious, he shivers lightly. A moment passes and Tifa enters. "Hey Cloud, what' sup? You look a bit flushed." She says. Cloud shakes his head. Then his eyes bulge. "I think I'm going to puke... gluck..." Bile explodes my Cloud's lips going along the floor. Landing among Tifa's bare toes.
She stood stunned for a moment then she said softly "Cloud, I'm going to kill you. You're dead meat!" Tifa pivots on her heel out of the room ignoring the sick Cloud.