Chapter One- The mysterious note

A/N: I Don't own Crash, and don't really know who does now, so here ya go. Also, I'm not really gonna describe the characters too much cuz if you're a Crash fan you probably know what they look like.

"Ripper Roo, where are you?" Tiny scratched his furry orange head, looking around the clearing. "ROOOOO! Tiny's scared! Tiny doesn't wanna be in the scary jungle alone!" He yelled. Tiny missed his nice warm room at Cortex Castle, but the big-headed scientist had kicked Tiny and Ripper Roo out after an unfortunate accident with exploding bras.

Suddenly the blue kangaroo fell out of a nearby tree, and lay dazed on the ground. "Roo! Tiny was so scared you got eaten by a polar bear!" Tiny ran over to help his friend, whose mouth was filled with Wumpa fruit.

"Mmph!" said Ripper Roo. He spit out about sixteen pieces of fruit.

"Roo found food! Awesome! Tiny's starving!" Tiny picked up one of the Wumpa fruits and took a bite. He violently spit it onto the ground. "Yuck! Tiny hates fruit. Why can't Tiny have some meat?" Tiny growled.

Suddenly his small blue friend started to look pretty tasty. "Too bad Tiny has to eat Ripper Roo to survive!" Tiny gained a hungry look in his eyes and grabbed Roo.

Ripper Roo attempted to say "We've only been out here for an hour!" but instead a fit of insane laughter tore through his lips. Tiny started to smile and then found himself laughing uncontrollably as well. When his sides started to hurt, he took in a breath of fresh air. The air he breathed in was filled with a delicious meaty aroma.

"Mmmm! Tiny smells meat!" Tiny let Ripper Roo go and ran through the jungle in search of the meat smell. Finally he found a plate with a mouthwatering T-Bone steak on it.

Tiny and Ripper Roo finished the delicious steak, and saw that there was a note attached to the plate. Tiny picked it up and looked at it. "Ummm…It says…Tiny can't read." He shrugged. Ripper Roo shook his head hopelessly. The two of them were a pathetic pair. Tiny could talk but not read, and Ripper Roo could read but not talk. Roo took the note and read it anyway. It said, R U an outkast? Do U just wan 2 beelong? Com 2 the Outkast Klubb! Wee R In the kave bye the big streem.

Ripper Roo jumped up and down excitedly, and gestured for Tiny to follow him. Tiny had no idea what was going on, but he followed his friend to the cave. A crude sign by the entrance read, Thiss whey 2 the Klubb! "Hee hee! That sign says funny things!" Tiny giggled. Ripper Roo didn't even want to know what Tiny thought it said.

The two followed a narrow, winding passageway until they came to a large room with drawings and graffiti all over the walls. A huge banner made of leaves was hung above them that said WELKUM 2 MYE KLUBB!!!

"Hellooo?" Tiny called.

"Oh my! Are they here already?" Somebody walked into the room. "You two could have been a little less on time, you know. I didn't get a chance to change my underwear. All well, maybe next week! So, I assume we're all acquainted? Good! Then we can get down to business."

"WTF!?" Tiny exclaimed when he realized who their host was…

A/N: I'm trying to make the chapters kinda short, and I'll try to complete the story really fast so my upcoming senior year won't get in the way. I appreciate reviews, since this is my first fanfiction. If you seriously feel the need to flame me, though I don't see any reason why you'd want to, go ahead! I've always thought flames were so much fun to make fun of! Just don't make me feel too suicidal, m'kay?