Okay this was SOOOO random! Okay Louie At School He was like OMG I saw the end bit of Naruto and Gaara looks SOO COOL UPSIDE DOWN! And I was like WOW that's some SERIOUS FANFICTION INSPIRATION! And and Ya.
Note: to my friends In the fic we all have a doppelganger
(OMFG I LOVE THESE THINGS!)
The Upside down Naruto Contest
"Hello and welcome to--"
"NO ME! ME ONLY IT WAS MY IDEA!" Louie screamed out randomly killing the original announcer. "HI MOM! Okay my name is Louie (picture of Louie appears with fireworks in the background) That's Keith (Camera shows Keith)"
"What am I doing Here?"
"That's Aya (Camera views Aya…eating CHOCOLATE! MUHAHAHHAHAH)"
"WOAH, WHERE AM I !"
"That's Russel (Camera points to Russel)"
:WOAH, Dude we're on TV!"
"That's Sarah (Camera points to Sarah)"
"Why's that camera guy looking at me?"
"And last but most definitely not least… JAMAICA!"
"….uh…HI?"
"Hey which ones Jamaica?" The Camera dude suddenly got confused between Winonah and Jamaica.
"THAT ONE!" AYA screamed, suddenly having a HUUGE adrenaline rush.
"NOO! EVERYONE PIN HER DOWN BEFORE SHE GOES REALLY OUT OF WHACK!" Sarah Screamed.
"AHAHAHAH YOU CAN NEVAH CATCH ME! AAAAAHAHAHHAH!" Aya screamed in this unusually crazy and deranged tune.
"GET HER!" Keith yelled and son he and Sarah were of on a chase to catch Aya.
"….So……are we seriously on national television, Louie?" Russel asked
"Yah we are and when David comes back with the Naruto Characters we told him to kidnap we can finally be TELEVISION HOSTS!" Louie screamed in an OVERLY excited voice.
"GOT YAH!" both Keith and Sarah Screamed.
"Whoa, who'd you guys get Aya so quickly?" Louie asked.
"Keith got her to spaz and she ran out of adrenaline power and the I got her to spaz so she ran out of Normal power." Sarah explained.
"Basically…Yah." Keith said.
"…..whoa….what happened to me?" Aya asked coming back to her…..under average self (which is when she is like a regular person…not an over active extremely hyper freak)
"…" Nobody answered for they feared the adrenaline that Aya could suddenly have once again.
"HEY YOU GUYS I GOT THEM! AFTER 4.5 HOURS OF HARD LABOUR AND PAINFUL BEATINGS FROM GAARA, AND SASUKE I FINALLY GOT THEM!" David called to the group of six.
"That's great Dave! Now why don't you go rest?" Russel asked.
"Ya Dave! HEY JAMAICA TAKE DAVE TO THE NURSES OFFICE!"
"No way Keith I know you're trying to send me away."
'Grrr I'm going to kill you' D(doppelganger) . Jamaica said.
"Hey Dave what's in this bag?" Sarah asked poking the bag with a very pointy stick.
"YIIIIIIIIIIIIKES!" A muffled voice screamed it strangely sounded like…
"OMG I THINK I HEARD ROCK LEE!" Louie and the rest of the six screamed.
"Yah…umm...well the characters that were too strong are in that bag and the ones that came w/o argument are in the trailer"
"Your old enough to drive?" Asked Sarah.
"No." David answered plainly.
"So Who exactly DID you get?" Louie asked.
"Umm…well…let's see…Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Shino, Neji, Kankuro, Choji, Shikamaru, and….Lee."
"So…Its boys only?" Asked a bone chilling voice that sent shivers down the sevens backs.
"Well?" The 7 turned around and were facing HYUGA NEJI!
"AIEEEE!" Screamed Aya, Sarah and Jamaica all suddenly hugging random guys who turned out to be Inuzuka Kiba, Akimichi Choji and Subaku no Kankuro (I don't know his last name so wtf right?).
"….." Each girl blushed and turned at least 5 shades of red and then…"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" they all screamed slapping the boys as hard as possible.
Russel, Keith, Louie and Dave laughing as hard as they possibly could. And suddenly WHAM! The girls slapped them as well.
"I still don't see what WE did." Kiba cried rubbing his sore cheek which Aya had slapped (and for the boys that I HAVE slapped you know how he feels)
"Oww…MY CHIPS! NOO! WHERE ARE MY CHIPS!" Choji cried looking for his precious chips can see the hand print Sarah had left on his cheek.
"Hly (-hi-) That was soo painful" Kankuro whined thanks to the souvenir that Jamaica left him…a HUGE handprint that was glow-in-the-dark too -.
"You pervs deserved it." Jamaica said standing away from Kankuro and close to…..UCHIHA SASUKE!
"Why are you so close to me?" Sasuke asked.
"Huh?…OMG SASUKE!" Jamaica screamed.
"What? Nani? ANOTHER GIRL WHO LIKES SASUKE-TEME!" Naruto asked and glanced at Aya and Sarah. "So I bet YOU two think he's hot." Naruto pouted.
"No…he's just...not me...I don't date traitorous jerks." Aya said.
"I couldn't care less, girl." Sasuke said
"Hmph...Not to mention RUDE! Huh, Your jerk." Aya said turning away from him.
"And You?" Gaara asked turning to Sarah
'So the boy finally talks' D. Aya thought.
"Well…no…I mean he's cool and all…strong but…I think he should go for Sakura...I mean if you think about Sakura will always love him and she is loyal." Sarah said.
'I WILL NOT EVER LIKE SOMEONE LIKE UCHIHA SASUKE!" D. Sarah said.
"Strange. You two girls are the only ones who haven't been moved affected or flirted with Uchiha." Neji said.
'That girl with the glasses is pretty cute.' Choji thought.
'He's kinda fat but he's pretty cute." Sarah thought.
'That girl who slapped me…she's like Temari.' thought Kankuro.
"Wow…What happened?" Russel asked rubbing his cheek where the girls slapped him.
"Seems your girlfriend has no feeling towards Sasuke haahahah!" Naruto Laughed
"WHAAAAAT?" Russel, Aya, And Sarah fell over from the shock.
"NO! I AM NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!" Aya screamed.
"ME NEITHER!" Sarah screamed.
"EWW! THEY"RE JUST MY FRIENDS!" Russel Shouted.
"..Dude that wrong." Keith and Louie said. They both recovered right on time just to see Neji say the thing about Russel.
The three blushed. But what Aya, Sarah and Jamaica didn't know was that three boys were watching them…Kiba, Shino and Kankuro. Each Boy had a different thought running through their heads.
Aya was still blushing when she looked around and spotted…something…something unconscious something the seemed dead and was under a bag.
"What is that?" Aya asked reaching over to the bag that covered what seemed like a body.
Everyone stood behind her. Waiting, watching. Everyone including the great Hyuga and Uchiha quivered. They all stared at Aya's hand then, the body then, her hand again. Everyone was tense it seemed that time stopped when they were looking at Aya's Hand and the body. Suddenly the body sprang up.
"AHHHHHH!" Everyone screamed. And the Ninja boys tackled the zombie-like creature removed the bag an revealed…Rock Lee?
"LEE! YOU IDIOT!" Neji yelled.
"Fuzzy Eyebrows! Why the hel did you do that? Naruto yelled
But once again Lee was unconscious. "…I think you guys killed him.." Sarah said turning toward the ninja boys but still eying Lee. "Yah...I think so too. He looks…lifeless" Keith said watching incase the body would do that again.
The group spent about 10 minutes watching Lee but he didn't seem to regain consciousness. "Okay he's dead. Nooow let's move on shall we?" Russel asked Disrupting the concentration on Lee.
"Sure. But first why are we here?" Sasuke asked eying Jamaica VEEERY suspiciously. Meanwhile poor Innocent Keith was grabbed by Kankuro.
"Hey listen up Brat, that girl who slapped me--" Kankuro got cut off by Keith
"Who Jamaica? She's obsessed with me...but now I think she's over me and on Sasuke now! …..YYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!" Keith only enjoyed his moment of victory for about 3 seconds.
"YES! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PINT SIZED (- hi -)HOLE! YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A GIRL LIKE THAT JUST FALLS INTO YOUR ARMS! (which she literally did) BUT THEY ALL GO FOR SASUKE!"
Keith unfortunately had to got through some hard times. But he found he and Kankuro had many connections o yes very many connections. Like He and Kankuro both Liked or do like Jamaica. Both he and Kankuro are weird and very random. Both he and Kankuro are somewhat weak and have basically no control what-so-ever over their younger siblings. But the biggest connection Keith found was Kankuro's Fist to his face.
"Soo…That guy…wants to have an interview with all of us?" Gaara asked looking at Louie….CRAZILY!
"Yes" Russel said cooly as if nobody was going to die (which they wont). But Louie was paranoid about the fact that Gaara was staring at him…menacingly! And to make matter worse Kiba covered his mouth and pulled him to a random corner.
"AIEEEEEEEEEE!" Louie screamed like a girl at the weirdest girly voice ever.
"shut up man I just wanna ask you some questions." Kiba said
"Okay but why are we whispering?" Louie asked
"Cause….she might here us…" Kiba started blushing like mad!
"Oh…Who's she?" Louie asked obviously he didn't know who Kiba was talking about.
"Her" Kiba pointed off to a corner near Sarah Where Aya and Naruto were sitting.
Louie squinted to see who Kiba was pointing to. "…Naruto?…But isn't Naruto a boy?"
"Eh?…..NO! Black hair! Blue Vest! Blue Jeans, Pink Shirt! Eww…Dude...I'm not gay."
"Yah whatever…so what do you want to know about Aya?"
"What does she like? Who does she like? Does she like dogs?"
"She likes chocolate and blue stuff and drawing especially anime…she doesn't like anyone...apparently everyone's a loser gay or isn't good enough…yes she loves dogs especially puppies...and yah…anything else?" Now Louie should have NOT Said that but…to bad, he did and so Kiba kept on asking him question.
At this point Russel was wondering where his friends were besides Aya and Sarah who going to find the girls of Naruto And Dave who was lying down tired from the pain he endured while trying to capture Gaara Sasuke and Neji.
Then suddenly Russel was pulled in by a heavy round object…..
"WOAH MAN who are yo---Choji! Your that guy who can expand yourself! COOL!"
"Yah...umm...well can tell me anything about that girl?" Choji asked munching his chips quietly
"Who?"
"That girl! The one with glasses! And ripped jeans?"
"….Oh! Sarah! Yah why do you want to know about her?" Russel asked but it took about 3 seconds for him to figure it out. :OH! Do you like her?"
Choji nodded now eating his chips slowly. Russel started thinking of ways he could get Sarah with Choji.
"well my friend you came to the right man I happen to be a very close friend of Sarah and let me tell you…she loves to laugh…so here's how to ask her out on a date…" And thus Russel continued filling Choji's head with ideas about how to date Sarah.
Will the boys get the girls they want? Will Keith survive Kankuro's grasp? Will Louie succeed in telling Kiba all about Aya? Will Choji ask Sarah out? Does Sarah even LIKE Choji? Found out in chapter 2!
O Yah and BTW sorry my other story hasn't been updated been making up stuff about 'Enter the Kyukoji Triplets'.