"I didn't make him up. I really didn't.
He's called the Doctor. He lives in a big Blue Box. It's got a library and a swimming pool.
He's a bit mad. I mean he ate fish finger custard. That's not normal is it?
And he really doesn't like apples.
But he said he'll come back for me.
He said I had to wait five minutes.
And I believe him.
I think he's just late.
He's probably crashed into someone else's garden. I bet he's sat at their table eating cabbage rice pudding right now.
He'll come back for me.
He's the Doctor, Rory, he's called the Doctor. He's the nicest person I've ever met. He's my best friend and he's going to come back. And I don't care what you say – I didn't make him up!"