Direct: Lights camera, action! We are going to don a skit see? It's going to be a HamTastic skit to. Now, this skit is called, " Role Playing". Here we go!
(Behind the scenes- Introduction)
Bijou: O, I'm so excited, what bout you Pashmina?
Pashmina: Very!
Penelope: Ookyoo!
(In the Boy's Dressing Room)
Hamtaro: I can't wait, our first act on stage!
Boss: Actually, our first skit!
Panda: Hurry up guys, Maxwell, here's your costume.
*Panda hands Maxwell the costume*
Maxwell: Thanks Panda.
(Director knocks on door)
Director: Hurry up Ham-hams! I don't got all day.
Hamtaro: Sheesh, we're comin!
(On stage)
Bijou: Do you like my sparkling ribbons Sandy?
Sandy: Yah, it's like, totally cool!
Director: Alright girls, quiet on the set!
Assistant: Take, 1!
Everyone:...
Director: You guys are supposed to be ready!
Hamtaro: Oh yah, sorry.
Ok, Elderham, you ring the door bell. Hamtaro, Oxnard, you know what to do.
Oxnard: Wha-what???(He says all shaky) O-of c-course I I d-do.
Assistant: Take, 2!
DING DONG!
Oxnard: Wo-who's there?
Hamtaro: Bob.
Oxnard: Bo-bob, OH NO MY SUNFLOWER SEED!!! Where can it be...Hif hif.
Director: Oxnard!!!
Assistant: Take, 3!
DING DONG!
Oxnard: Who's there?*sniff*
Hamtaro: Hamtaro.
Director: Cut cut!
Assistant: Take, 4!
....___________..... (Oxnard looks around waiting)
Director: Where's the door bell! Why won't the door bell ring!
(Director goes behind curtains to check with Elderham.)
Elderham: Zuu zuu zu zu...
Director: (Says furiously) WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
Elderham: Zu zu- Who what? Oh, sorry...
Assistant: Take 5!
DING DONG!
Oxnard picks his nose. Oh, what was my line again?
Director: That's it, I can't work with these Hamsters!!!
Hamtaro: No wait, we can do better, honest!
(Director gets in the car and leaves.)
Bijou: Oh no...I really wanted to do that scene with Hamtaro...
Hamtaro: Don't worry Bijou! Maxwell can be the director!
Maxwell: Well...I could make up a few good skits...okay then I'll do it!
Everyone: Yah!!!
Narrator: So now all the Ham-hams get to keep the skits, but will the real director ever come back? And why is this show called "Role Playing"? Why not Ham Bloopers? I don't know...I just don't know
(Behind the scenes- Introduction)
Bijou: O, I'm so excited, what bout you Pashmina?
Pashmina: Very!
Penelope: Ookyoo!
(In the Boy's Dressing Room)
Hamtaro: I can't wait, our first act on stage!
Boss: Actually, our first skit!
Panda: Hurry up guys, Maxwell, here's your costume.
*Panda hands Maxwell the costume*
Maxwell: Thanks Panda.
(Director knocks on door)
Director: Hurry up Ham-hams! I don't got all day.
Hamtaro: Sheesh, we're comin!
(On stage)
Bijou: Do you like my sparkling ribbons Sandy?
Sandy: Yah, it's like, totally cool!
Director: Alright girls, quiet on the set!
Assistant: Take, 1!
Everyone:...
Director: You guys are supposed to be ready!
Hamtaro: Oh yah, sorry.
Ok, Elderham, you ring the door bell. Hamtaro, Oxnard, you know what to do.
Oxnard: Wha-what???(He says all shaky) O-of c-course I I d-do.
Assistant: Take, 2!
DING DONG!
Oxnard: Wo-who's there?
Hamtaro: Bob.
Oxnard: Bo-bob, OH NO MY SUNFLOWER SEED!!! Where can it be...Hif hif.
Director: Oxnard!!!
Assistant: Take, 3!
DING DONG!
Oxnard: Who's there?*sniff*
Hamtaro: Hamtaro.
Director: Cut cut!
Assistant: Take, 4!
....___________..... (Oxnard looks around waiting)
Director: Where's the door bell! Why won't the door bell ring!
(Director goes behind curtains to check with Elderham.)
Elderham: Zuu zuu zu zu...
Director: (Says furiously) WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
Elderham: Zu zu- Who what? Oh, sorry...
Assistant: Take 5!
DING DONG!
Oxnard picks his nose. Oh, what was my line again?
Director: That's it, I can't work with these Hamsters!!!
Hamtaro: No wait, we can do better, honest!
(Director gets in the car and leaves.)
Bijou: Oh no...I really wanted to do that scene with Hamtaro...
Hamtaro: Don't worry Bijou! Maxwell can be the director!
Maxwell: Well...I could make up a few good skits...okay then I'll do it!
Everyone: Yah!!!
Narrator: So now all the Ham-hams get to keep the skits, but will the real director ever come back? And why is this show called "Role Playing"? Why not Ham Bloopers? I don't know...I just don't know