Elements

By: CrazedLunatic

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or anything affiliated with it.

"OH MY GOD!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, FINN?" Kurt shrieked, pulling away from Blaine with record speed and pulling his pants up.

Blaine stared at their doorway, mouth hanging open and hazel eyes wide. Pants. Pull up your pants. Right.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?"

"Oh God, he's going to kill me." Blaine hissed, quickly buttoning his pants. Was this what it was like before one died? He wasn't seeing his life flash before his eyes. Instead, he just saw the Jolly Green Giant in his doorway glaring daggers at him. He was pretty sure Burt would have looked less homicidal than Finn.

"What are we doing? It is our house and we can do whatever we want! Why did you just come in?" Kurt exclaimed. What was it with people going in and out? Wes, David, and Finn were all three horrible about just wandering in. This is why they needed a better hiding place for their key. But nooo.

"No! What were you two doing?!" Finn repeated, looking pale. "Does Burt know about this?"

"Does my father know I was trying to have sex? No! Do you broadcast your sex life to Carole?"

"Does he know you're not a virgin?" Finn questioned, completely ignoring Kurt's question.

"Of course he knows that we have sex. He's not an idiot. Blaine and I have dated for four years!"

"And he's okay with that?"

"Can you shut the door?" Kurt growled as he heard another apartment door open.

Finn did as told, not looking away from both Kurt and a still shirtless Blaine. "That was really sex?"

"It was an attempt." Blaine mumbled, and shrank back into the couch when Finn gave him a very scary look.

"You two shouldn't be—he's my little brother—."

"I'm twenty-one, Finn." Kurt scoffed. "And I've had sex since I was—."

"Let's not go there, Kurt." Blaine elbowed. Maybe, though, he shouldn't talk. He was tiny. Maybe Finn would forget he was there. He had never seen this side of Finn before. It was unsettling.

"But you… and you… you two don't have sex." Finn sputtered, looking dumbfounded.

"What do you think you just saw?" Kurt asked.

"You two use protection and stuff, right?" Finn asked slowly, eyeing both of them.

"Finn, you are not my father."

"Yeah, Burt would kill Blaine for doing that to you!"

"Dad knows we have sex." Kurt said irritably. "I just told you that."

"I thought you meant that he assumed… You mean he knows you do that?"

"He has known since I was—."

"If you tell him how long we've been having sex he will murder me. Do you want to be single?" Blaine hissed.

"That's preposterous. Finn, I've been having sex since I was eighteen."

"You've been having sex since before Rachel and I started having sex? Not cool!"

"Sorry that you decided to date someone who is a prude, but yes. I have been having sex with Blaine since I was eighteen." Kurt said, well aware Blaine was trying to literally shrink into the couch. "Blaine, stop. He's not going to do anything."

"How could you do that, dude?" Finn asked Blaine.

"Uhm… well… I'm a guy with needs too… You know…"

"Don't you try to intimidate him." Kurt snapped at Finn. "It wasn't a big deal to you that Puck has sex."

"Puck isn't my little brother and Puck also isn't having sex with one of my close friends." Finn shot back. "And really, though. Protection? 'Cause you know, AIDS can kill."

Blaine couldn't help it. He let out a loud laugh, slapping his hand over his mouth. He really should have helped it, though, because he was pretty sure Finn was plotting his untimely death judging by the looks Blaine was getting.

"What's so funny about that, dude? Do you two want to die?"

"I cannot believe I am legally related to this person." Kurt shook his head. "Finn, you don't get AIDS from gay sex. You have to have sex with someone who already has the disease. By having sex with someone who has AIDS. We are both AIDS and STD free, thank you very much. Care to find another way to insult both of us in our own homes?"

"Are you sure he's been tested? Some dudes will lie, Kurt." Finn said very seriously, looking Blaine up and down.

"Would you like to see his medical records?" Kurt scoffed.

"Did you see them? I'm trying to look out for you." Finn's expression was still serious. "Blaine, you better not be fooling around with other people 'cause me, Puck, Mike, and Artie can kick some serious ass when we want."

Kurt heaved a big sigh, straightening his crooked shirt. "Are you done yet, Finn?"

"Was your… really… in his…?" Finn asked.

"Was his penis in my ass?" Kurt repeated. "We can use big boy words, Finn. It's sex."

"But I didn't know gay people actually did it. I thought you just jerked off in front of each other… Doesn't that hurt?"

"Well, not generally." Blaine shrugged. "Unless, you know, we want it too—which we don't." he added quickly, seeing Finn's horrified facial expression. "We don't do stuff like that!"

Kurt opened his mouth but Blaine elbowed him, hard.

"Just plain old boring gay sex… Finn, don't kill me!"

Alright, this is a collection of drabbles. The title I have chosen for this is, obviously, Elements. My reasoning is that elements are part of a whole. As in, these are parts of the story. Just parts that haven't shown up in them yet.

Unless stated at the beginning of a drabble in an author's note, these all take place at some point in the WBUCT/LTC verse. I've written them over the last two years so actual years or times, small facts like that, may not line up because plots have changed as the stories have evolved. (For instance, in some Melody is aged 4 when in canon she'd really be 7, stuff like that.)

Warning: There will be spoilers in some of these drabbles including, but not limited to, their children, outcomes of certain plotlines mentioned in passing in LTC or future stories, etc. If you do not want overall story plotlines spoiled, I'd suggest you not read this until all four stories for this verse are posted. I will post a warning for each chapter containing Klaine babies, though, because I realize some people want that to be a surprise. This will be indicated by a (B) following the chapter title.

I'll be posting these in no particular order. These are all posted on my Tumblr but people have asked me to post them on here and I finally am! Hopefully you'll enjoy them. I have 96 posted on my blog, I believe, and I'll slowly be adding them in. I hope you enjoyed this one and I'll try to have the next one out tomorrow!