DEATH NOTE
"-sigh- Who brought me back from the dead Raito!" exclaimed L as he appeared out of nowhere.
"And now you're blaming me again. What is it this time? 20%? 2%? you know you can't be accusing everyone for no reason L" screamed Light.
"Guys! On to the story! Oh and Light, you look dashing tonight! And wait... weren't you dead too?!"said Misa as she came in.
"hehehe..."
So this is Ryuk here. Yeah I brought them back yeah yeah. No I'm not a softie or anything. It was just so fun having Light on earth! See, all I had to do is drop this, the death note, here on earth and let anyone pick it up. Coincidentally, Light here found it... which resulted in a mass killing of people..
"Hey I killed bad people! I wanted to make this world a better place!" screamed Light.
"Raito... please do let Ryuk talk" said L.
"L! You know they changed my name in the manga long ago to Light right?! Call me Light, God, or Kira!" Light yelled.
"So you are Kira!!!" L was proud of himself.
GUYS! Anyways. As I was saying. Light here killed many people. Soon many people seemed to.. look up to him! How crazy is that?? Silly mortals, believing in something so unreal. They started to call him "Kira" and "God." People didn't seem to understand that one little mistake could lead to their death.
"Yes I am GOD!" Light screamed.
"Oh shut up" said Mello while eating chocolate.
"When did you get here Mello???" said L.
As a result, many of the investigators die. I though Kira only killed the bad guys. I guess not. He basically plotted Rem's murder of L (yep. Rem wrote L's name in the death note for Misa's sake)
"Awe! Poor Rem-y! How is she???" asked Misa.
"uhhh Misa... They didn't bring her back..." said Light.
Yeah.. as I was saying. In the end, Near takes over after L's death. Mello and Matt helped with Kira's capture although they end up dying for the cause. Near makes some huge plan to capture Kira which resulted in being Light.
"Of course it was me! Now duhhhh" said Light.
"Raito..."
"It's LIGHT, L!!!"
"OK LIGHT. We knew it was you all along! But we cant capture someone without any proof!" says L.
"Whatever whatever... I still lived..."
AHEM. No you did not Light, ANYWAY, Light here was backed into a corner. One of the investigators shot him but he was not dead yet. See, Light and I had made a promise from the beginning. I would be the one to write his name in the death note in the end. As Light was screaming to me for help, I reminded him of our promise. I wrote down his name in the Death Note...
"LALALALALA IM NOT LISTENING!!!!"
"Light listen to Ryuk!" said Misa.
"Blah. If this is all we're gonna talk about I'm out!"
game sounds "you're not going anywhere Light" said Matt.
"I heard my name here..." said Near as he came in.
"Little late there BUD" said Mello.
"OH WHAT IS HE DOING HERE???" said Near.
GUYS STOP. DONT START THIS AGAIN. AHEM. As I was saying. Light dies in the end going to basically nowhere. So, tell me Light, how did it feel being dead?
"I WAS DEAD?!!! but.. I was nowhere.. I don't remember!"