Yeah i am still writing 'not what you wanted' but i am bored and my muse for that story is away right now, soo...

Hehe parody thing for LotR! Written in MSN style, (which i do not own, nor ever will own, along with the LotR stuff) The idea is from my group convo with friends, yeah, anyway

I apologize for anything you may find insulting about this story, (though i don't know why you would, i mean, you're not the characters in the story)

Rating: Dunno if I should raise it, because I don't know how bad my mind is gonna get, it's being unleashed.

The counsel of Elrond-MSN

Legolas Thranduilion, Boromir of Gondor, Gimli son of Gloin, Frodo Baggins, Elrond Peredhil, Strider, Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf the Grey, signed into the group convo 'The counsel of Elrond'

Pippin Took, Merry Brandybuck, Samwise signed into the group convo, 'Secretly hiding at counsel of Elrond'

Elrond Peredhil said: "Friends from distant lands, we are gathered here to decide the fate of Middle Earth"

Legolas Thranduilion, Boromir of Gondor, Gimli son of Gloin, Frodo Baggins, Strider, Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf the Grey are writing

Legolas Thranduilion said: "Hey look I can change my font to symbols"

Gimli son of Gloin is writing

Gimli son of Gloin said: "Well that proves how wise elves are"

Legolas Thranduilion, Elrond Peredhil are writing

Legolas Thranduilion said: "Hey, Elves are wise, wiser than dwarves"

Elrond Peredhil said: "I knew inviting that dwarf was a mistake"

Legolas Thranduilion is writing

Legolas Thranduilion said: "You think?"

Gandalf the Grey said: "Can we get back on topic now?"

Elrond Peredhil said: "Yes"

"The ring must be destroyed"

Boromir of Gondor said: "Aren't I supposed to talk about Gondor and honor now?"

Strider said: "Boromir as much as I love Gondor, with all its perks and things, we do not need to hear about your love of it, we need to get this over with so that Ada *coughs* Lord Elrond can allow us to eat"

Legolas Thranduilion said: "Agreed"

Bilbo Baggins said: "Dunadan speaks the truth"

Gimli son of Gloin said: "Get on with it then Elrond"

Elrond Peredhil said: "That's Lord Elrond, Gimli, Lord Elrond; I didn't create my own realm just so I could live in a fancy house"

Gandalf the Grey, Strider are writing

Gandalf the Grey said: "Elrond! For Valar's sake just continue"

Strider said: "I now see where Dan and Ro get that from, I thought they were just doing it too annoy me, boy was I wrong"

Dan, Ro were added to the group convo

Dan said: "Hey Estel! We are Elves remember? We know everything! We shall get you back for that!"

Ro said: "Dan is seconded"

Strider said: "As much as I love you brothers, this was a secret meeting"

Dan: "Which we have been invited into, Adar accepted our request to join the group"

Ro: "*cough* Burn *cough*"

Elrond Peredhil: "Did you three get injured or poisoned lately?"

Ro, Dan, Strider are writing

Ro: "No! Why?"

Dan: "Not that I know of"

Strider: "No, that was Frodo remember?"

Frodo Baggins just sent a wink, play wink

"I will kill you Long-shanks"

Ro: "Hey I like that! Where'd you get it?"

Frodo: "Internet!"

Ro: "Oh!"

Elrond: "So why are you and Ro coughing, Estel?"

Strider: "No reason"

Elrond: "Uh-huh"

Gandalf: "Back on topic!"

Elrond: "Right! The ring must be destroyed; one of you must do this"

Dan, Ro left the convo

Strider: "Excuse me for a moment"

Strider's status is now busy

Strider joined Ro and Dan in a separate convo

Strider: "Haha! Told you I was better than you! Told you! And you coulda said bye"

Ro: "Eh"

Dan: "Eh"

Strider: "You guys are no fun; I'm going back to the other convo"

Strider left the convo

Strider's status is now Available

Legolas: "Umm Estel…? Arwen might not like that so much, tis misleading"

Strider: "What? Oh…! Err! Nothing I can do about that, the others are worse"

Elrond: "*sigh* This is getting us nowhere"

Frodo: "If I agree to destroy the ring can we go eat?"

Elrond: "Yes"

Frodo: "Then I will take the ring, though I will most likely get injured, lost, upset and lose my mind along the way, I will take it"

Gandalf: "I shall help you bear this burden Frodo Baggins"

Legolas: "You have my bow"

Estel: "Hey I was meant to go first"

Legolas: "You snooze you lose"

Gimli: "You have my axe"

Estel: "Oh, now that was just uncalled for Gimli"

Gimli: "Sorry Lad"

Boromir: "You carry the fate of us all little one"

Estel: "Hey that wasn't even agreeing to go"

Sam leaves group 'Secretly hiding at counsel of Elrond'

Sam: "Mr. Frodo is not going anywhere without me"

Merry leaves group 'Secretly hiding at counsel of Elrond'

Merry: "Nor me"

Pippin leaves group 'Secretly hiding at counsel of Elrond'

Pippin: "Hey how come I'm last? I'm going too"

Merry: "Sorry Pip"

Estel: "Seriously, now I'm last?"

Elrond: "You going or not Estel?"

Estel: "*sigh* I'll go"

Elrond: "Good! Nine walkers, you shall be the Fellowship of the Ring"

Pippin: "That's brilliant and all Elrond, but I do not know where we are going nor what we are doing, but I do know that I am hungry, I also know that Frodo agreed to go if we could eat, well why are we not eating?"

Gimli: "The lad has a good case"

Elrond: "You may go"

Legolas, Gandalf, Estel, Frodo, Sam, Gimli, Boromir, Pippin, Merry, Elrond, Bilbo left the convo.

A/N: Hey if you think all the one liners where odd to read, imagine typing them, all the repetition. Strider is now called Estel, Legolas Thranduilion is now Legolas, Gandalf the Grey is now Gandalf, and i think you guessed the rest. I am not putting the ... said: thing in next time k? It's just so err to write

I shall prob update this later on tonight or tomorr...oh wait i am having friends over tomorrow, well possibly when they leave, okay Gracey-Monkey-Mash is out and cold