Hey everyone! I thought this would be a fun idea, they will be short, just like real FML's. and I will only post when I have time or I get a good idea.
I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR Fmylife(dot)com (:
Carlisle:
Today, my adoptive son and daughter were having sex so rough that they broke a hole through the wall of my mansion and then proceeded to fuck in our backyard. Not to mention, I had colleagues over for brunch at that very moment. FML
Poor Carlisle...
Please Review, I'd love to know what you think. and if You have any ideas, lemme know!
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