Collection of all types of shit. Hit me up with ideas. They will be more satire than anything.
1 - Giannis Antetokounmpo smokes at The Loud House
The Grim Reapear stared at the tv with empty eyes.
"Yo, pass the joint." Death called out. Luna and Sam passed the joint to death, as he struggled to take a hit. He was taking it like a bitch.
"Yo, get this. My boy Jesus Christ said you all going to hell or some shit." Death said, kicking his scythe off the couch with his foot.
"Fuck that." Luna said, smoking out of a bowl. The fun was over when Luna's father, Lynn Sr. came out.
"Luna! Are you smoking weed with the grim reaper!?"
"Not just him, I also got that basketball player. He in the kitchen getting snacks." Luna said, hugging her girlfriend, causing Death to cringe a bit. Death threw a beer in his cloak and spat out an empty can.
"I found the chip" Giannis Antetokounmpo said, throwing a bag of chips at the grim reaper.
"This place is killing my fucking high." the Grim Reaper screamed, punching the coffee table.
"I fucking know, right?" Giannis said.
the Grim Reaper got off the couch and walked outside to his pussy ass Volkswagen Beetle. Giannis shortly followed as Death attempted to fit him in the car.
"You fucking towering dickwad" Death insulted the basketball player for being tall. Giannis was sad. He felt like killing himself.
Death shoved him in the car and drove off, drunkenly slamming into a police car.
- 6 hours later -
Death and Giannis woke up in a jail cell.
"Oh shit, we in jail now." Death said.
"I have game negative 4 hours ago" Giannis screamed with his heavy greek accent.
"Shut the fuck up!" A prisoner said.
"I'll fucking rape you" Another one said.
"Hey go fuck yourself pal!"
"You look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
"Shut the fuck up you look like Peter Griffin. Where's Chris?"
"All of you shut the fuck up mothafuckas i'll kill you all" the Grim Reaper screamed, slamming his cell.
"Hey! Wheres my damn scythe!" He screamed. There was orange clothes over his robe.
"Oh shit, we are the American fucked" Giannis said.
I don't give a fuck if this is horrible, clearly I don't. Its meant to be some funny satire thing that I wrote while bored and high. Give me something to actually write about. Lol.