Two Dumb For Bubble Gum
Jacks P.O.V
It was almost time for practice to start, and me and the gang were talking about… well… nothing.
"Are you sure you don't have a crush on me Kim?" I teased
"Are you sure you don't have a death wish Jack? Because if you don't shut your baby face, it will be granted" Kim threatened in a baby voice
...LINE BREAK...
"Hey jerry you got some candy" million asked
"Yeah, why" said jerry
"I want some"
"Oh well here."
He went over to his bag and took out a pack of gum.
"That's not candy that's gum, gum is not candy"
"Yes it is"
"No its not"
"Yes it is, its sweet with sugar and I put it in my chewing hole" said jerry, looking proud with his choice of words.
"No it's not it's basically just a piece of rubber, mixed with food coloring and flavor. In other terms, artificial flavored rubber" milltion argued
"SHUT UP AND GIVE ME SOME GUM, please jerry" Kim yelled somewhat nicely.
I think?
"On one condition kimmers"
"What and DON'T call me kimmers" Kim argued
She's cute when she's mad. Yes I said Kimberly Ann Crawford is a goddess
Basicly
I love Kim Crawford….happy
" tell jack how you feel"
"what!" kim was now glaring at jerry
"do it"
"no'
"you do it or ill do it for you"
"Swear ill get my artificial flavored rubber"
"Swear"
"No matter how I say it,or what i say"
"No matter how you say it, or what you say"
"And youll give me the gum" kim pushed on with there war.
"YES!" jerry said now irritated
"…..FINE, I just wanted a stupid piece of gum."
"I'm lessoning."
"I'm happy today, because I beat Donna- freackin-Tobins butt in in volleyball today."
Everyone was silent. That's not what I was looking for but maybe next time.
"Ill take that."
Kim said taking the pack of gum.
"That's not fair!"
"Yes it is, you said tell him how I feel, not what my hart feels emotionally." Kim's joy in what she accomplished in her actions clear in her expretion.
"That's stupid you cheated me"
"Well your too dumb for bubble gum. So thim bubble gum is mine."
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