The BIGGEST Sparky Fanboy's been busy writing about Randall Boggs! However, I've had this silly idea in my head for a little bit, so I thought I'd get onto posting it and show off some silly randomness between the boy and his cute fairy doggy! Let's get the story underway cuz' I've got more Randall stuff to work on!
~Mailbox Mischief~
"Sparky, you really shouldn't stick your head out the window when you drive." commented Timmy, petting Sparky on his furry head and running his fingers through his magical mutt's thick orange hair, as Sparky growls in pleasure. "We've crashed into more mailboxes then we can count."
"I can't help it, Timmy, I love going on car rides with you!" happily barked Sparky, his star tail wagging as he jumps around Timmy, a happy beaming grin on his cute face. "I do love it when you drive though, it means we can be even more wild when it comes to joyriding!"
Living with Sparky for centuries really made him one happy immortal ten year old. The boy and his fairy doggy lived a very peaceful and nutty lifestyle, the two of them housed in a crazy yet fun house of nuttiness, with Timmy and Sparky spending most of their time having fun and spending as much as possible together, though they do make time for stuff like showering, eating, and sleeping.
"It's crazy how nobody finds it strange there's an immortal boy and a talking magical dog living here." remarked Timmy, rolling his eyes as he grew amused by Sparky's sheer adorableness. His hometown was so full of idiots, good for them though, especially when it comes to their use of magic.
"We live in with a bunch of dummies and both of us are smarter than just about everyone here." grinned Sparky, letting out a happy bark as he tackles Timmy to the floor, licking his face, with the child laughing underneath his favorite fairy mutt.
Laughing, Timmy wrapped his arms tightly around Sparky, picking him up and hugging him tightly, with Sparky wagging his star tail fast with love, snuggling against Timmy, with both boys pulling away from each other, with Sparky nuzzling his cheek with his big blue doggy nose.
Even when it came to taking care of their house, Sparky even made housework fun. The fairy doggy always gave him plenty of warm hugs and slobbery doggy licks, with Timmy spending tons of time rubbing his soft furry belly and scratching him behind his floppy orange ears, making the cute fairy mutt start whining and howling cutely each time he's loved on, usually resulting in Sparky loving the crud outta him.
"Come on, Timmy, let's hurry and get the mailbox put up cuz' I want another grilled cheese sandwich!" happily barked Sparky, jumping around all hyper, as he runs through the little doggy door outside.
Chuckling, Timmy followed suit, opening the door and stepping out into their lawn, toys and games scattered about, with the land decorated very crazily, with dog bones and squeaky toys serving as some of the decorations in the yard. Sparky's more adorable than any doggy around, he's the cutest fairy doggy ever, and Timmy just keeps loving him even more and more.
They spotted the box outside. After Sparky ended up crushing their last mailbox under their van, they ordered a new, much more durable and magical mailbox from the online fairy shop, plus also having it custom made with their own crazy yet fun designs put onto it. Grabbing a boxcutter, Timmy opens the box and removes the tape and plastic air bags protecting the item.
"Let's get this wrapped up fast, not only do I have to get you another grilled cheese sandwich, plus, I wanna kick back and watch some cartoons with my favorite fairy doggy snuggled up to me!" smiled Timmy, hugging Sparky from behind, as the happy fairy doggy barks with joy while wagging his cute star tail in joy.
"I couldn't agree more, Timmy, so I'd say let's dig." barked Sparky with joy, wagging his star tail faster as he stuck his cute doggy tongue out, as he whines cutely while kicking his back leg cutely. "I don't think we need a shovel, do we?" remarked Timmy, smirking as he looks at his grinning magical mutt in his arms.
"Dogs dig up stuff, but I'm a magic dog, so I can dig faster!" barks Sparky as he wiggles his way out of Timmy's embrace, with the child grabbing a little bit of paint, along with a paintbrush.
Wagging his star tail, Sparky poofs himself and Timmy into pirate attire, with the boy laughing as he paints an 'x' down on the grass, along with painting a circle around the spot, it was like they're digging for treasure, but in reality, they're digging to put in their new mailbox. Lifting his eyepatch up, Timmy tosses the paintbrush aside, before extending his hands out for Sparky to hug him.
Barking happily, Sparky instead tackles Timmy onto the grass, with the two boys rolling around in each other's arms, snuggled together. Sparky licks Timmy's face relentlessly, and drenches him in a sea of his doggy slobber, assaulting him with his slobbery licks and doggy kisses, with Timmy laughing happily as he hugs the overly affectionately magical pup tightly, just as Sparky howls happily.
"You really love me a lot, huh?" giggled Sparky, licking Timmy's cheek as he covers him in more doggy slobber. "
"Yuck! Sparky, you always drown me in your dog drool!" laughed Timmy, removing his pirate hat as he poured close to an ocean full of dog drool from the hat. "You even got my hat full of drool."
"Don't worry, Timmy, you can have mine!" happily barked Sparky, handing Timmy his hat, before leaping off the child and sniffing the marked spot. "Now I'll take care of this!"
Sparky quickly dug a hole on the spot, a little too deep. Timmy had to stop his playful pooch before he dug them to China, with the magical mutt stopping as he throws up a treasure chest to the surface, with Timmy grabbing one of his late parents ghost trapping weapons from their time as ghost hunters, or should he say, house destroyers, capturing the pirate ghosts up just as the chest opened.
"Got more gold and got these ghosts packed in a nice little box." replied Timmy, blowing on the ghost trap box, as he takes out a golden doggy bone squeaky toy from the chest. "I know Sparky's gonna love this."
Jumping out from the hole, Sparky filled it back in enough to where there was enough for them to put in the post, along with the magical concreate to keep it from falling over. Inspecting the hole, Timmy pets Sparky on his furry head as he tosses the happy mutt a doggy treat, which Sparky ate as he burps cutely, licking his muzzle, before looking over at Timmy.
"Now let's grab us a cement truck and get the magic cement going!" replied Timmy, removing the pirate outfit and putting on some goggles, with Sparky putting his scarf and goggles on, along with an aviator's cap.
Lifting his star tail, Sparky poofs up a cement truck, before he and Timmy leap inside the truck, with the adorable mutt revving the engine as he pulls the lever down, as Timmy tosses the magical cement into the truck, as it pours down into the hole, with Sparky leaping from the truck and grabbing the post with his teeth, planting it into the cement before it instantly hardens.
The mailbox post was designed like a dragon's tail, with the spines on it feeling very real-like. Timmy also leaps from the cement truck, as he grabs the magical glue and grabs the mailbox itself, applying the glue and placing it down onto the wooden board, with the mailbox itself looking like a little blue cartoon dragon, as it instantly came to life after the glue was placed down, blinking it's yellow eyes.
"What up, my new homeowners, I'm Mallard, the mailbox dragon, I bring your mail in and blast any that dare try and take your mail!" The little dragon saluted, introducing itself to it's new owners.
"Nice to meet you, Mallard, I'm Timmy Turner and this is my favorite magic dog and best friend, Sparky." Timmy introduced themselves to their new guest, with Sparky barking happily, as he takes out the flag, along with a name board.
"Hey, you guys found my flag!" grinned Mallard, showing off his tail, but it was missing the bright red metallic-like tip. "No need to use glue, it'll magically attach when you put it to my tail!"
Happily barking, Sparky had the flag in his mouth, before tackling the little dragon to the post, licking his face and drenching him in his doggy slobber, with Mallard laughing and pawing against the overly affectionate fairy doggy, as Timmy grabbed the flag from his best friend and places it on Mallard's tail, seeing it magically attach to him, as he wags his tail cutely.
"Now just don't nail that sign onto me, I'm a real dragon, after all." remarked Mallard, licking Sparky's big blue doggy nose. "And I'm happy to have you guys as owners, but your dog sure as heck is affectionate."
"You have no clue and no worries." remarked Timmy, grabbing a paint brush as he begins painting the numbers in, along with their names, with the address number, along with Timmy and Sparky Turner painted onto the wooden name board in colorful lettering, with Timmy even painting a couple of cute pictures of Sparky onto the wood, with the fairy doggy barking with joy.
Getting a hammer and nail, Timmy nails the board onto the side of the post, with Mallard giving a playful salute, just as Sparky leaps from the dragon and onto Timmy, licking him near to death, with the little dragon smiling at the loving bond his owners share, with Timmy and Sparky laughing as they snuggle together cutely.
"Welcome to the family, Mallard." smiled Timmy as he picks Sparky up, going to pet the smiling dragon cutely, rubbing his pointy ears cutely, with the dragon letting out a happy purr.
"Aw, I'm just your mailbox dragon, no need to bring me between you guys." shrugged Mallard, only for Sparky to tackle him and drench him in his doggy slobber, licking the laughing dragon's face. "Hey, stop it, Sparky! I don't need a bath in dog drool! Come on, let up on the licking!"
"You're part of this family whether you wanna be or not, Mallard. Not just our mailbox, but also part of the family." smiled Timmy, gently picking the little dragon up for a hug and hugging him close, keeping him warmly snuggled against him.
Purring softly, Mallard chatters a little bit, before smiling and wrapping his own arms snugly around Timmy's waist, hugging him back. Sparky also joined in the hug, licking both his best friend and their new dragon family member, with tears in Mallard's eyes as he wags his own tail in joy, purring contently as he relaxes into the loving embrace.
"Welcome to the family, Mallard, you're with us for the long haul!" grinned both Timmy and Sparky, hugging him tightly as he purrs loudly.
"Thanks, you guys! I'll be the best mailing dragon ever!" grins Mallard, snuggling even closer to his two owners.
Looking at the clock on his phone, Timmy saw that it was almost time for the mail to be delivered, with Mallard getting onto the post and saluting, lifting his tail up, with the flag raised up. Sparky then poofs himself and Timmy back into their house, with them heading into the kitchen to grab a bite to eat.
"I wonder how the mailman's gonna react to seeing our mailbox's a dragon?" giggled Sparky, putting his bib on and grabbing a knife and fork, before tossing them into the sink.
Timmy prepares Sparky a yummy grilled cheese sandwich, along with some of his favorite orange chicken and a cup of soda. Happy barking, Sparky licks his muzzle and wags his cute little star tail, as he devours the food quickly and jumps onto the cup of soda, licking it all up as he burps loudly. Laughing, Timmy hugs Sparky tightly, pulling him in for a nice long cuddle.
Meanwhile outside, Mallard puts on the act of being just a goofy looking mailbox. He spotted the mailman flying by on his rocket pack, taking out Timmy and Sparky's mail from his back and got ready to stick the letters into the little dragon's mouth, only for Mallard to let out a playful roar, and shoot a little fireball out, dancing around cutely, as the mailman screamed and flew off, allowing the dragon to catch the letters.
"I guess they're not used to giving mail to a dragon." giggled Mallard, before flapping his wings and flying towards the house to deliver their mail.
Inside the residence, Timmy and Sparky watched some cartoons on their TV, with Sparky laying comfortably on the child's lap, growling in pleasure Timmy rubs his furry back and scratching him behind his floppy orange ears. Then, Mallard flew inside through the dog door, landing on the table, presenting Timmy and Sparky with their mail.
"Here's your mail, my owners. The mailman seemed like I scared the pants off him when he saw the mailbox was a dragon." commented Mallard, rolling his eyes as he laughs his butt off.
"You shoulda seen it when Timmy and I stole his truck, he sure was angry about it too!" giggled Sparky, barking happily as he remembered driving through a fast-food joint too for burgers.
"I have a feeling, I'll be having tons of fun with you guys, especially when it comes to see how much of a nutty mutt your dog is." smiled Mallard, cuddling up to Timmy on the couch, closing his eyes as he felt Timmy petting him.
Smiling, Timmy let Mallard rest as he goes through the mall, finding it to be nothing but junk mail, useless magazines, and of course, the usual bills, which was nothing but boring to them. Tossing the mail back onto the table, Timmy kept Sparky and Mallard snuggled close to him, ruffling Sparky's thick orange hair, with the happy fairy doggy wagging his star tail.
"Aw, crud, we got more junk mail, huh? When are we gonna get some magazines on chew toys?" remarked Sparky, licking Timmy's face, with the child petting him on his big blue doggy nose. "Or fresh yummy steaks?"
"I know, right? It's all boring, no fun in getting the mail at all!" replied Timmy, smiling down at Mallard, as Sparky nuzzles the little dragon cutely. "At least we got a fun new mailbox though." Sparky giggled as he agreed.
The end.
I thought I'd write a little sequel to "Forever Loved" while also writing something totally dumb and random at the same time. Of all things, I write about Timmy and Sparky putting in a mailbox, I must be nuts to write this. Mallard's a character I made for this story, plus I also have my own fondness towards dragons and personally, I'd have a crazy looking mailbox, something to show off my nuttiness! Anyway, let me know what you think of my insanely random story. This is BeastlyBat93, signing off.