The Best Damn Burger in Petropolis

Disclaimer. I do not own T.U.F.F. Puppy or any of its characters. They all belong to Butch Hartman. I own my OC's and places though. Kitty & Roz after eating lunch at a nationwide chain burger place, they along with Dudley decided to find the perfect place to have their burgers at. So like always, relax, read, & review!

It was a cool late fall day in Petropolis. It was past noon, lunchtime. And the citizens of Petropolis were going to lunch as evidenced by several people getting hot dogs from a hot dog vendor trucks. The streets & highways were also busy, because of the lunchtime rush.

Yep. Everyone were going out to get their lunch, this would include the TUFF agents too. It shows three TUFF agents. The experienced & smart, Kitty Katswell. Her fast, clever, & smart twin sister; Roz Katswell and the loud & obnoxious Dudley Puppy.

They were in Roz's car on the highway.

"Damn! Just look at all of these people on the highway going to lunch, Kitty!" Dudley said to Kitty.

"Yeah. I see, Dudley." Kitty said.

Then she turns to her two partners.

"So, where should we have lunch at?" asks Kitty.

"How about we go to JT's for lunch?" Dudley suggested. "They have great food!"

"We can't go there, Dudley." Kitty started. "Don't you remember what happen the last time?"

"Uh,..." Dudley started. "I don't remember."

"The last time we went there. You went extremely crazy over their all you can eat meat extravaganza." Kitty said.

"Oh, yeah." Dudley said as he blushes from embarrassment. "I-I forgot."

"And because of that, you are banned from going in there forever." Kitty said. "There's even a sign with your face and a slash over it."

"Yeah." Roz said as she changes lanes on the highway. "I haven't seen so much broken bones, meat, mashed potatoes, and gravy all in one place."

"Well then." Dudley started. "How about, we go to Kendy's?"

"No, not Kendy's!" Roz started. "The last time we went to Kendy's. All you had was the fucking soup and sandwich!"

"It was good, Rozzie!" Dudley said.

"I was treating you to dinner!" Roz shouted. "Remember that bet? If I lost, I would treat you to dinner at Kendy's? I lost and I was treating you to dinner. A soup & sandwich isn't dinner! It's more like a lunchtime meal or even a snack!"

Kitty, not wanting to hear about the Kendy's soup/sandwich dinner argument again speaks.

"Alright. Alright." she started. "Let me settle this."

She turns to Dudley.

"Soup and sandwich can be a meal at dinner time." she said.

Dudley smiles and nods at Roz.

Then Kitty turns to Roz.

"And I agree, sis. That he shouldn't have ordered a soup & sandwich at Kendy's." she said.

Roz smiles and nods at Dudley.

"Anyways, how about we have lunch at the Burger Emperor?" Kitty suggested before being interrupted by Dudley.

"I SMELL RONALD MCMONEYSEED'S!" he shouted loudly as he grabs the steering wheel.

"Dudley! What the hell are you doing!?" Roz exclaims.

Dudley steers the car through ten lanes of traffic causing crashes onto the off-ramp and onto the street which leads to McMoneyseed's.

Dudley stops the car.

"Alright. We're here!" Dudley said with a wide smile on his face. "All safe & sound!"

Kitty & Roz straightens out their hair.

"Damn, Duds! What the hell is wrong with you!?" Roz asks.

"Are you trying to kill us!?" Kitty asks as she fixes her hair back into its normal appearance.

"I'm sorry, girls." Dudley said. "But when the aroma from those McMoneyseed's burgers & fries hit me, I just had to take the wheel!"

"Well, we're here." Kitty said as she gets out of Roz's car. "Looks like, we're gonna have McMoneyseed's for lunch."

"Oh, well." Roz said.

Then her wristcom goes off.

She answers it.

"Agent Roz Katswell here!" she said.

"Agent Katswell." the voice shouted. "This is the Chief!"

"A-A-And Keswick!" stuttered a second voice.

"What the hell do you two want?" Roz asks.

"We want some burgers from McMoneyseed's!" the Chief barks.

"Yeah!" Keswick said. "And I want mine's medium rare and no o-o-onions! And I want an apple pie too!"

"Alright. Alright." Roz said. "I'll get you two your food. Roz out."

Then she turns off her wristcom and turn to her two partners.

"We need to get the Chief & Keswick some burgers too." she said.

"That sucks!" Kitty sniffs. "Fucking losers!"

"Come on, girls!" Dudley shouted. "Those burgers are calling my name!"

Then they all went into McMoneyseed's.

Inside.

The TUFF trio was sitting down at a booth by the windows. They were eating their lunch.

Roz takes a bite from her Double Quarter Pounder Dollar Burger with cheese with bacon.

"Mmmmm! This burger isn't too bad!" she said.

Kitty takes a bite from her Big Dollar.

"You can say that again, Rozzie!" she said.

Dudley downs five burgers at once.

"OH YEAH!" he exclaims. "These burgers are so fucking delicious & tasty!"

Kitty looks at Roz.

"Hey, Rozzie. Do you remember the place we used to go that haves the best burgers in Petropolis?" she asks.

"Yeah, Kitty!" Roz said. "I remember."

Dudley turns to them.

"What is this place that haves the best burgers?" he asks.

Kitty turns to him.

"Well, Dudley. There was this place that me & Roz used to hang out at." she started. "This place had the best burgers in the city!"

"Yeah!" Roz said. "They used real beef and the burgers were flame-broiled, just like at Burger Emperor!"

"And they were across the street from the park, which had a basketball court." Kitty said. "And there was also some railroad tracks next to the park."

"And it was a couple blocks down from the high school too!" Roz added.

"Park!?" Dudley asks.

Roz & Kitty turns to him.

"Yeah. That's right, Dudley!" Kitty said. "And we would always hang out at the park afterwards."

"Where is this place!?" Dudley exclaims as he grabs Kitty & Roz by the shirt collars and shakes them. "Please tell me!"

"STOP SHAKING US!" the Katswells shouted.

So, Dudley stops shaking them & let them go.

"Sorry, girls." he started. "I'm just so excited about this place, you know?"

"I know." Kitty said as she continues eating.

"How about, we go search for that old burger place, Kitty?" Roz asks. "It's not like, there's any real crimes happening at this moment anyways."

"Okay, Rozzie!" Kitty said. "But most of Petropolis have changed, so this probably gonna be a challenge!"

"Hey. We're Katswells!" Roz started. "We handle challenges with ease!"

"Yeah!" Kitty said with praise. "We can do it!"

Dudley then turns to them.

"Can I join you two?" he asks. "I just love burgers! And I can use my bloodhound nose to help you both."

"Okay, Dudley." Kitty said. "You can join us."

"Alright!" Dudley exclaims loudly. "This adventure is gonna kick ass!"

Then the Katswells finished eating their lunches.

"Alright. Let's go!" Roz said.

"You need to get Keswick's & the Chief's lunch." Kitty said.

"Oh, yeah." Roz said. "Thanks for reminding me sis!"

Then she walks up to the counter where the cashier was.

"Excuse me." she started. "What's your most pitiful burger that you have on the menu?"

"That would be the Whimpy Poor Burger, ma'am." the cashier said. "It only has mustard & ketchup."

"Great!" Roz started. "I'll take six of those & six puny, small fries, along with those watered-down sodas."

"You mean, root beer?" the Cashier asks.

"Yes." Roz said. "And I also want some of those cheap dollar apple pies."

"Okay." the Cashier said as he presses several buttons on the cash register. "That'll be $8.99, please?"

So Roz pays for the food and they gave her the Chief's & Keswick's orders.

"Alright, guys." Roz said to Kitty & Dudley. "I've got ole Keswick's & the flea's orders. Now let's go!"

Then the trio went to Roz's midnight blue Corvette and speed out of the parking lot and back to the TUFF headquarters.

At TUFF HQ.

The trio walks into the Chief's office, where the Chief & Keswick was sitting at the desk, starving & hungry.

"Here you go." Roz said as she tosses them the bag of burgers & fries. "Here's your lunch!"

Kitty sets down their drinks right in front of them.

"And here's your drinks too!" she said.

"It's about d-d-damn time!" Keswick sniffs angrily. "I thought, we were gonna have to st-st-st-starve to death! Or worse. Eat the sha-sha-shitty c-c-cafeteria's lunch!"

"KESWICK!" the Chief shouted. "Now, that's enough bitching from out of you!"

Then he turns to the trio.

"So, did you three enjoy your lunch?" the Chief asks with a smile on his face.

"Oh, yeah!" Dudley exclaims. "We had McMoneyseed's for lunch! I ate fifty of their Double Dollar cheeseburgers and fries! And I also had their large burp soda too!"

"That's good!" the Chief said. "So, what did you get for me & Keswick?"

"We got you each three Dollar Burgers & three Double Quarter Pounder Dollar Burger with cheese with bacon." Roz lied. "With six huge, large fries and some Sour Cherry & Lemon Homey Hollas!"

"Mmmmmm! That sounds d-d-d-delicious!" Keswick exclaims as he starts drooling.

"YES IT DOES!" the Chief exclaims loudly. "Now, give it to us, Katswells!"

"Hmmm? Maybe." Kitty started. "But I need something from you first."

The Chief rolls his eyes.

"I knew, I would have to do something!" he said in a bored tone. "What is it, Agent Katswell?"

"We're gonna need the next several days off!" Kitty said.

"Yeah!" said Roz.

"Whatever for?" the Chief asks.

"Because, our mom is going down to Las Petgas and we need to keep an eye on her." Kitty started.

"Yeah." Roz started. "She's a compulsive gambler."

The Chief then thinks about it.

"Mmmmm? It's risky." he goes on. "But since there's barely any crime happening. You two can have the next several days off!"

"ALRIGHT!" the Katswells exclaims happily.

Dudley looks over at Kitty.

"Kitty!" he said.

Kitty looks over at him.

"OH! And Dudley also needs the next several days off too." she started. "He needs to build an add-on to his mom's house."

Dudley nods in agreement.

"Yeah!" he said.

"Alright, Agent Puppy." the Chief said. "You can have the next several days off."

"ALRIGHT!" Dudley exclaims happy as the Chief goes onto his computer and maded the arrangements.

"There! Everything is arranged!" the Chief exclaims. "You three have the next several days off!"

"Now, give us over f-f-food, before we starve!" Keswick bitched.

"Alright, Keswuss." Kitty said. "Here's your food."

She gives them their food.

"Now, we're out!" Roz said.

Then the trio runs out of the office.

The Chief & Keswick took out the so-called Dollar Burgers & Double Quarter Pounder Dollar Burger with cheese with bacon.

"Hey! These burgers aren't the Double Quarter Pounder D-D-Dollar Burgers or the D-D-D-Dollar Burgers!" Keswick sniffs. "These are those W-W-Whimpy burgers!"

"And these aren't the large fries!" the Chief started. "These are the small, puny fries!"

"And this is the w-w-watered down Root b-b-beer!" Keswick sniffs. "Those ba-ba-bitches tricked us!"

"Oh, well." the Chief sighed. "It's better than the cafeteria's food."

Then they both started eating their lunch.

At the TUFF trio's cubicals.

The TUFF trio was planning for their days off.

"Oh boy! I can't wait to find that special burger place, Kitty!" Dudley exclaims loudly.

"Yes. Yes. I know, Dudley." Kitty said as she turns to Roz. "This is gonna kick ass, Rozzie!"

"Yeah, sis!" Roz said as she writes something down on a notepad. "I'm writing down a lot of our old burger places, that we used to hangout at!"

"That's great, Rozzie!" Kitty exclaims as she sits back in her chair. "I hope, that it's still open."

"Hopefully." Roz said. "We gotta look on the positive side, sis."

"Yeah!" said Kitty.

"So, what are we gonna do now?" Dudley asks.

"We update on criminal's statues, Duds." Kitty said as she turns back to her computer.

"Normal work." Roz said as she clicks onto two criminal profiles.

"Okay then." Dudley said as he clicks onto his Headpage account on his computer.

Then the TUFF trio worked for the rest of the day, until they punched out for the day.