Fo: Hi all! First off! I don't own 'Dragon Ball Z'! And secondly I was very inspired by 'One Tree Hill', '10 Things I Hate About You', 'Pretty In Pink', 'Sixteen Candles', 'The Breakfast Club', and 'Roseanne' to write a high school like fan fic.

Taichi: Congratulations Fo! You succeeded on making the most lamest fan fic in 'history'.

Fo: Bite me!

Taichi: Gross...

Fo: I'm not gross!

Taichi: Yes you are.

Fo: Go to hell!

Taichi: Go play in traffic!

Fo: I should fire your ass -.-

Taichi: You can't fire me!

Washu: Here are the main kids.


Pan Son: 16 years old

Trunks Briefs: 18 years old

Goten Son: 18 year old

Bra Briefs: 17 years old


I Can't Stand You!

Chapter 1: Friday I'm In Love


Pan had always went to private schools since she was 4 years old and now her parents thought it would be good for her to go to a public school in Satan City.

This will be the first time she's ever stepped foot in a public school.

Her parents felt she need a taste of the public. However, at the same time she felt excited and nervous. Pan had long black hair that went down to her shoulders with bangs that barely touched her eyes, she had dark onyx eyes, and a pale milky complexion. She was wearing a white cotton flowy summer dress with thick straps that went past her knees and she was wearing black slip on shoes. It was a tradition that her mother started since preschool, she would wear a dress to the first day of class. She really didn't care for that tradition, in private school you can only wear what you want on the first and last day of school, the rest of the time you had to wear an uniform. Pan was a quiet 16 year old; she was extremely intelligent, well mannered, shy, and extremely pretty. Pan does ballet, stage plays, horseback riding, chess, plays the piano and the violin, and she's use to be an amazing athlete. Pan use to be the biggest tomboy, but she got no respect at the private school she went to, so she made herself more girly. But deep down she's still a tomboy; she loves sports, she did basketball, volleyball, softball, soccer, and track. Pan had no idea what to expect at her new school as she sat in the principals office with her leather shoulder bag on her lap. She looked at the cluttered desk with files and many papers all that was in a huge mess as she waited patiently for the principal to assign her, her classes. Pan heard the thick wooden door open and turned to see the principal; he was a goofy looking middle aged man with a bald spot, big thick black glasses, and a cheap tan suit with a pineapple tie. He fumbled to his desk knocking over pencils and papers as he sat down in his navy blue swivel chair.

Then he started rummaging through the large stacks of paper on his desk before he smiled and looked at Pan.

"So, Miss Son, I see you went to Valence Private School," he spoke as he skimmed through the paper.

Pan nodded her head, she looked like she was a deer caught in the headlights.

"You are aloud to speak Miss Son," he sad with a smile, Pan smiled nervously.

"I'm just anxious to get to class, Sir" she said meekly blushing a little as she played with her thumbs, the principal smiled at her and picked up another sheet of paper.

"Here are your classes, Miss Son," he said as he handed her the class schedule.

"Thank you Sir," Pan said meekly as she blushed.

Pan took the piece of paper and pulled out a dark green folder from her bag and slipped the paper in the folder. Pan smiled as she stood up.

"It was a pleasure to meet you, Sir," Pan said sweetly as she shook his hand.

"You are going to enjoy Satan High," he said with a smile as Pan was leaving the office.


Out in the quad, best friends Trunks and Goten were talking about a previous football game.

Trunks and Goten were both Seniors; Trunks Briefs had lavender hair, ice blue eyes, and tan skin; he was wearing a red shirt, a pair of faded blue jeans, black converse with black shoe laces, and a brown surfer choker with a sharks tooth.

Trunks was one of the popular kids and he is the leading quarterback for the Satan Apes.

His best friend Goten Son had long shaggy black hair that hit his back (Fo: Think of Goten's hair from the end of 'Dragon Ball Z'.), black onyx eyes, and pale milky skin; he was wearing a grey thermal sweater with thumb holes on the ends of the sleeves, he wore black and red vans with black shoe laces, and grey jeans.

He was the popular class clown and he also played for the Satan Apes.

They've been friends since preschool; they've always been really close.

The two of them were out on lunch, then Goten spots a girl in a white dress.

"Hey Trunks, look at those legs," Goten said as he smacked Trunks chest.

Trunks stood up to get a better view of her.

"Where?" Trunks chuckled as he looked for Goten's target.

The girl was looking around and then down into her dark green folder.

"She must be new," Trunks said as Goten stood up next to him.

Goten felt a ping of familiarity in his head as he continued to look at the girl.

"Trunks, I think I know her," he said as titled his head to the side.

Trunks looked at him and rolled his ice blue eyes.

"No you don't Goten," Trunks said as he crossed her arms.

"I do too! Her name is Pan!" Goten exclaimed getting defensive as he glared at Trunks.

"I know how we can settle this," Trunks said with a smirk, Goten raised an eyebrow.

"How?" he asked as he squinted his eyes at his best friend, then Trunks jogged towards the girl leaving Goten behind.

Goten chuckled and shook his head as he watched Trunks approach the girl.


Pan was looking at the map of the school that the secretary had given her. She was trying to find the library, but got lost when she hit the quad.

"Where is it?" she mumbled as she looked around all baffled.

Pan was getting real frustrated with this map. She felt someone tapping on her shoulder, she twirled to see it was Trunks. Pan had a bewildered look on her face when she looked at him.

"Hi, you seem lost," Trunks said with a smile.

Pan stared at him wide eyed, she didn't have a lot of male interaction at Valence; it's new territory for her.

"Can you speak?" Trunks asked while chuckling, Pan nodded her head with a deer caught in the headlights look.

"I'm sorry, I'm new around here," Pan said as she blushed.

"I could tell," Trunks said as he chuckled as he crossed his arm over his chest.

Pan had brought the back of her hand to her mouth and started laughing lightly.

"Is it that obvious?" Pan asked smiling as she tucked her dark hair behind her ear.

"You have a really pretty smile," he flirted, Pan titled her down and blushed.

Trunks smiled and chuckled a little bit as both of their eyes met.

"My name is Trunks Briefs," he said a he extended his hand out.

"Pan," she said as she held her folder to her chest as she shook his hand.

Trunks looked over at Goten with a 'WTF' look.

Goten gave him goofy grin as he shrugged his shoulders.

"Do you by any chance know a Goten Son?" Trunks asked her, Pan smiled at him.

"I do, he's my uncle," she answered, Trunks jaw dropped; for once Goten was right.

"No way!" Trunks said in disbelief.

Pan chuckled as she griped her books. Pan didn't blame him for not believing her; Goten was rather young to have a niece. Well, that's what hands when your parents have a baby during their high school career.

"It's true," she smiled, Trunks was dumbfounded.

"Hey, Panny," Goten greeted as he walked over with his hands in his pockets.

Pan looked over with a huge grin on her face.

"Hi, Uncle Goten! How are you?" she asked sweetly.

"I'm alright. Don't call me Uncle Goten. It makes me sound old," he said smiling as he chuckled, Pan giggled and nodded her head.

"I apologize, Goten," she said sweetly as she smiled at her beloved uncle.

"How long has it been! I've haven't seen you since you left for Valence." Goten said as he hugged his niece.

"Almost 8 years," she said as they hugged each other.

Pan lived in the surban neighborhoods since she was little with her mother and father; she liked it there. She played dodge ball with the neighbor boys and when she hit 12 her and her father played basketball in the driveway. When she turned 15 years old she dropped her tomboy ways to fit in with the girls at school.

"I can't believe it's been this long! Last time I saw you, you were a little tomboy," Goten said, Trunks looked at Pan then at Goten back and forth with a dumbfounded look as they reminisce about the past.

"Look at you, you are even wearing a dress!" Goten exclaimed, Pan scratched the back of her head as she giggled nervously.

"I look weird, don't I?" Pan asked as she blushed.

"No, no! I think you look great!" he said as he took good look at her.

"I don't mean to be rude, Goten, but I really need to find this library," Pan said as she pulled the map of the school from her folder.

"Hey, how 'bout I give you a tour!" he suggested.

"I don't want to be a bother," Pan said softly.

Goten shook his head with a smile.

"No bother at all! Asides me and Trunks need a reason to get out of Calculus," Goten said smiling as he looked over at Trunks.

"Yeah, it won't be a bother," Trunks said with a smile as he put his hands in his pant pockets.

Pan looked at Trunks and Goten and giggled nervously.

"Um, alright..." she said as she placed the map back into the folder.

"Alright, lets go," Goten said as he wrapped his arm around Pan's shoulder.

The three of the started to walk towards the one of the two entrances of the school.

And Goten, Trunks, and Pan began the tour of Satan High.


After the first day of school, Pan rode the bus home and walked into her surban home.

"Mom? Dad?" Pan called out as she set her keys on the key hook.

A pale woman in her late 30's, with her black hair that she had tied in a low braid, her eyes were blue, she was wearing a pink fleece sweater, and khaki pants.

The woman came into the living room as Pan was falling back on the black giant footstool in front of a curved black sofa and dropping her bag on the hard wooden floor of her living room.

"Hello Pan," Vidal greeted sweetly as she played with her white gold wedding ring with ivy leaves engraved in the ring (Fo: My dream wedding ring that I always dreamed about and now I can't have it... *sigh* Stupid Ty! I hope misfortunes on you -.-).

Pan tilted her head back to look at her mother.

"Hi Mom," Pan smiled as she greeted her mother.

"How was your first day?" she asked her only child as she sat in the matching reclining chair.

Pan sighed as she sat up and adjusted her white dress.

"Um, it's different from Valence," Pan said as she scratched the back of her head.

Vidal chuckled as she brought her braid over her right shoulder.

"I saw Uncle Goten today," Pan said as she picked up her bag.

"Really? How's he been?" Vidal asked as she watched her daughter pull out a folder.

"Good... He has a girlfriend named Paris Miller," Pan said as she pulled out some papers that were clipped together.

"Did you make any friends today?" Vidal asked her.

Pan stood up and walked over to her mom and handed her the thin stack of papers.

"No, not really. I need these signed from you and Dad though," she said as Vidal took the papers from her and started to read over them.

Videl looked back up at her daughter; she couldn't believe how much she had grown. It was as if it was only yesterday when she brought Pan home from the hospital.

"Okay, hunny. Your father is still at the university, he won't be back later this evening." she said as she brought her attention back to the papers and started to read them again.

Pan's father is a college professor that teaches mythology from all over the world and different time periods and her mother is an assistant District Attorney. So yeah, their pretty wealthy, even Pan just got a part time job as a waitress at a cafe in town.

"Okay Mom, I'll be in my room," Pan shouted down as she climbed the stairs.

"Alright Pan-Chan, dinner will be ready at five," Vidal said as she continued to read the papers that Pan had given her.


Meanwhile Bra Briefs was curling her long aqua blue hair getting ready for a party with Marron Chestnut and Brunch Shinhan at Dende King's house. She had tanned skin, blue eyes, and a very thin frame. She was wearing a short strapless red cocktail that was poofy at the bottom. Bra was a Junior at Satan High and she's a cheerleader. Bra is extremely intelligent and extremely beautiful, but she has a problem; she has a minor eating disorder. As Bra continued to curl her hair, she heard a light knock at the door.

"Come in!" Bra shouted as she set the curling iron on her white vanity.

Trunks opened her white door and entered her room.

Bra rolled her ice blue eyes when she saw Trunks enter her room through her mirror.

"What do you want?" she hissed as she picked up a pair of hoop earrings.

"I can't see my little sister?" Trunks said with a smirk as he plopped on her queen sized bed.

"No Trunks, you came to see money," Bra said as she turned around on her bench.

"Can I have five dollars?" he asked as he played with one of her many teddy bears.

She looked at him with shock and disgust.

"No!" she exclaimed as she stood up.

Trunks moaned as he threw his head back.

"Why not?" he whined as he threw the stuffed bear at her.

Bra caught the bear with ease and threw it over her shoulder as she glared at her older brother.

"It's gas money for Brunch's SUV!" Bra shouted at him as she walked over to her big walk-in closet.

"Can I come?" he asked as if he was a child.

He could hear Bra growl as she entered her closet.

Trunks chuckled, he really enjoyed bugging the crap out of his sister.

"You know that Marron has a thing for you. All you are going to do is sleep with one of the girls at the party and I am going to have to hear Marron cry all night about it!" Bra shouted to him as she picked up a pair of black ankle strapped stilettos.

"I didn't wanna go anyway. Did you hear about the new girl?" Trunks asked changing the subject.

"You mean your new target?" Bra said sarcastically as she rolled her eyes.

"That offended me Bra! I'm being serious," he said.

"I'm sorry... Yea I did, I've seen her in the gym," Bra said as she sat on a cushioned bench in her closet.

"What do you think of her?" Trunks asked as he sat up.

"Nerd," Bra responded as she strapped the left strap on her ankle.

"That's not very nice," Trunks chuckled as he walked over to the closet.

"I mean, she's cute and all, but she was just sitting on the bleachers with her nerdy glasses just sitting there reading," she said as she strapped the other strap on.

"Did you know she's Goten's niece?" Trunks said with a smirk.

Bra's jaw dropped when she was standing up.

"No way!" Bra exclaimed, still in disbelief.

"It's true, she told me," he said as he crossed his arms.

"So you talked to her?" Bra asked as she placed her hands on her hips.

"Yep! She's never been to a public school before," he said.

"What? Was she home schooled or something?" she asked as she pulled a grey tweed jacket off a hanger.

"No, she went to a private school since she was 4," he answered.

"Is she a snob?" Bra asked as she put her coat on.

"No, no. She was very sweet, shy, and polite," he said as he uncrossed his arms.

Then there was a honk outside, Bra exited her closet and picked up a red mini purse that was hanging on the door knob.

"That's my ride, got to go," she said as she walked out the room.

Trunks sighed as he watched his sister walk down the marooned colored carpet in the hallway.

He decided to call it in early and walked out of Bra's room towards his own.


Pan had gotten a shower and put her hair up in a high pony tail and was in a teal cami and blue PJ bottoms with unicorns. She was getting ready for bed when she heard a knock on the door.

"Come in!" she called out, her father came into her room with a smile.

He was still in his white button up shirt, tanned fleeced vest, and his black slacks.

"Hi, Daddy," she greeted as she got under her sea foam green comforter.

"Hi Princess," he greeted as he sat on the foot of her bed.

Pan was a daddy's girl, she did everything with him; shoot hopes, played catch in the backyard, bet on sports games, worked on motorcycles with him and her grandfather, surfed, and played cards on card night with his friends. She loves her father very much and she only had one problem with him.

That is, he's over protective.

"Are you excited for Monday?" Gohan asked as he wiggled her left knee.

"I'm more nervous than excited, I'm not use to being around this many people yet," she said as she smiled meekly.

Gohan chuckled as he adjusted his glasses.

"Don't worry Pan, you'll be fine. Sweet dreams," he said as he leaned over and kissed her forehead.

"Goodnight Dad, I love you" she said as she rested her head on her pillow.

Gohan smiled at his only daughter as he turned off her light as he exited her room. Gohan had informed her at dinner that they're going to have breakfast at her grandparents tomorrow, so she decided to get some sleep even though it was Friday night and she should be doing what teenagers do.


End of Chapter


Fo: End! What you think? To let you all know there are aliens, but no powers. It's kinda like it's a different country, but no lol. You'll come to understand ^^

Taichi: Confuse them even more why don't ya...

Fo: Shut the hell up!

Taichi: Make me...

Fo: I don't make trash, I burn it!

Ryuk: This chapter was name after the song by 'The Cure'.

Fo: FYI... I came to notice while rereading the first chapter that there was a hint of incest...

Taichi: What? Where?

Fo: When Goten spotted Pan in the quad.

Taichi: Are you going to fix it?

Fo: Nope.

Taichi: Didn't think so...