Wellwell.... This is my first story that takes place in the Hellsing universe. It is also the first story I`m uploading here.... Dont flame me, please! =D
Also, this story contains OOC`ness. I assume that Pip and Seras are actually in love, and blah blah blah. You get the point:D
And i suppose i need that disclaimer thingy too....
Disclaimer: I dont own Hellsing! Though i wish i did. I`d make Seras bite me. Hehehehe.
«Pip, dear?» Seras said as she poked her head through a wall, looking for Pip. He was there, watching the tellie from the couch. Turning his head, he spotted Seras, and grinned. «Bonsoir ma cherie!» he said while turning down the sound on the TV. «Ehmm....» the Draculina mumbled as she fully entered the room, fumbling with something behind her back. Her slightly worried look was not lost on the frenchman. «Is something wrong?» he asked while turning the tellie off, before turning to face her. Instead of speaking, she just handed him the object she had been fumbling with. It was a small white plastic stick of some sort, with a small band that had two plusses on it. «What is this?» Pip asked, giving Seras a confused look. «It...its...a...pregnancy test...» Seras said, blushing slightly. «Wha...?» Pip stared at the test. Then at Seras. Then at the test again. «Are you sure...?» he asked. «Yes. And since you are the only...eh...candidate...» Seras mumbled, staring at the the frenchmans lone good eye.
Pips eye widened with shock. «Does... does that mean...I`m gonna be a dad?» he asked, a mix of emotions playing through his face. «Yeah...» Seras said shyly. «But...but...» Pip fumbled, and got on his feet. «The Hellsing organisation...its not a place for a kid to grow up, oui?» Pip said atlast, his voice kinda distant, as if he couldnt believe what he was saying. He turned around slowly, trying to imagine how his life would proceed from this point.
Suddenly, he picked up the sound of giggling that was beeing forced back. He turned back, expecting to see...What was he really expecting to see? What he saw, however, was Seras standing there with a silly look in her face. Finaly, her facade cracked, and she burst out laughting. It continued for nearly a minute, with Seras collapsing to the floor and laughting till she cried, and Pip standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face. «Why are you laughting?» he asked when the Draculina finaly stopped laughting. Gasping for breath, she replied. «It was 'gasp' a joke!!»
At this exact moment, Alucard fell through the floor, laughting just as hard as Seras had been doing. «Brilliant Police Girl, absolutely BRILLIANT!» he said when the laughter finaly died down.
Pip, poor thing, just stood there, with an expression that looked like a mix of rage, laughter, and the feeling of beeing betrayed. And oddly enough, a wee bit of sadness. «So... None of that was true, eh?» he asked. «Sorry, no.» Seras said, before starting to giggle again. «What about that test then? Where did that come from?» Pip then asked. Seras stopped giggling, and stared into the air with a thoughfull look on her face. «I found it...used...on Integras desk, I think....» she said. Suddenly, two pairs and one eye widened simultaniously. «That wasnt me.» Alucard finaly said. «You really should put that back before she notices.» he continued, before fading away.
So.... What do you think? Its obviously silly... I hope you find it funny! I did. Atleast when i first got the idea...:D
Review, please! =D