So I noticed that there was a decent amount of people that wanted me to continue the fic I wrote called It's That Time of year. That was intended to be a one-shot, and it still is. That being said, I decided that I'll start writing a bunch of disconnected one-shots. If you have an idea for a fic you'd like to read, then please message me. I'll likely write more comedy or romantic stories, but if I like the idea, I'll roll with it. I'll take crack ships too since they're fun to write. I don't think I'll stray from Natsu centered stories since he's the easiest and most entertaining for me to write. Without further ado, I present to you the next one-shot. Do me a favor and tell me if you'd prefer them all in one fic or if you'd like for me to break them up into individual stories so they're easier to find.
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Natsu and his team were sitting at their usual table, discussing their most recent missions. While that went on, some of the guild members were teasing Cana about the time that Bacchus beat her to a drinking contest. Not so surprisingly, Cana began getting annoyed and telling them if they were going to slander her drinking skills, they should at the very least be able to hold their own against her.
Natsu chuckled at Cana's response, but much to his dismay, she heard him. "You got a problem, you stupid dragon slayer?!" She yelled angrily.
Natsu put up his hands and nervously defended himself. "Not at all Cana, it's just that I'm surprised that you lost to such a weak drinker."
If the fuse wasn't already lit, that certainly did it. "Excuse me! Do you think you could take me in a drinking contest or something?!" She yelled angrily.
"It's more like I know I could, but I don't want to embarass you any further." Natsu said, scratching the back of his head.
"THAT'S IT!" Cana turned to the bar. "MIRA! GET EVERY BARREL OF ALCOHOL YOU'VE GOT!"
The guild erupted in cheers with lines already forming to bet on the winner. Needless to say, most of the guild placed their money on Cana, but there was a few mages who placed their bets on Natsu. Gildarts being one of them.
"Wow! Thanks for having so much faith in me, Dad!" Cana yelled angrily.
Gildarts smiled and took a seat. "Sorry, sweetie, but I've gotta go with my gut on this one."
Mira lined up barrels and barrels of various alcoholic beverages. After running out of standard beer, she stacked up the whiskey. After that she stacked up some light wine. Their final challenge was barrels of moonshine.
Once Natsu and Cana were ready, Mira sent in between the two. "Alright, the first to declare defeat or to pass out loses. I've divided up your drinks equally so neither of you gets more than the other. Are you ready?"
"I'm always ready for a duel!" Natsu yelled out, causing some of the wizards to grow a worried face.
"I'm always ready to teach light weights a lesson." Cana said cockily.
"On your mark, get set, GO!"
Cana and Natsu started gulping down their drinks like they had just spent the day in a desert. Cana was certain that Natsu would be passed out on the floor by the time they were finished with their beer, but they were at the whiskey and he was still going strong. Hours passed, stretching into the night. Many of the wizards had either left or fallen asleep watching. They had finally reached the moonshine, leaving Cana with a question. "Ya doin alrigh there, Nashu?"
Natsu sat leaning against the bar with one of his legs crossed over the other. He calmly drank the moonshine. "Doing fine, Cana. How about you? You sound a little hammered." He said smugly.
"Shud up!" She yelled.
It wasn't long before the only people awake was the Makarov, Mira, Elfman, Macao, and obviously the two contestants. They finally reached the last barrel of moonshine. Cana raised the barrel to her lips, but fell out of her chair, passing out as soon as she hit the ground. It took Mira a moment to process what had happened, mainly because she was too tired. "Natsu wins." She said while yawning. "Wait. Natsu wins?!" She shouts.
Macao was dumbstruck. "He actually did win! Looks like he can back up his trash talk."
Natsu began laughing in victory. "Hahahaha! That's what you get for doubting me, Cana."
"Natsu, How did you win? Did you cheat?" Mira asked.
"Cheat? Of course not. I just can't get drunk." Natsu said with his signature grin.
"Y-you can't get drunk?" She replied.
"Nope. I burn through all the alcohol before it really enters my system. Perks of being a fire dragon slayer." He flashed his grin again. He stretched his arms high in the air and began walking towards the exit. "Well, I'm tired. I'm gonna go get some sleep."
"At least he didn't take a prize like Bacchus did with Cana's bra. She was not happy about that." Macao said.
Those words stopped Natsu dead in his tracks. "That's right. I almost forgot." Natsu turned around and slung Cana over his shoulder. "Can't go without a prize, right?"
He headed for the exit, leaving the others in complete shock, their jaws hitting the floor.
The next morning, Cana woke up in bed. "Ugh, my head." She rolled over in her bed, trying to embrace sleep once more, but stopped as soon as she felt the warm presence of someone. Her eyes shot open to see a peacefully sleeping, and shirtless Natsu. She panicked. She couldn't remember anything that happened last night after they started drinking the moonshine. "DID I SLEEP WITH HIM?" She yelled in her own head. "No, I couldn't have. We never even talk. I would have never slept with him in a drunken haze...right?"
Suddenly, Natsu yawned, reaching up in the air as he stretched. "Man last night was awesome!" He declared.
Cana turned white with fear. "OH GOD, WE DID SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER!"
She pulled a decent portion of the covers from Natsu's side of the bed, covering herself from the chest down. Natsu noticed the sudden movement and looked at Cana. "Morning." He said cheerfully.
"MORNING?!" She mentally asked herself. "We have drunk sex and he just says morning?" She tried to compose herself. "MORNING!" She failed.
The loud and scared response took him by surprise. "Something wrong, Cana."
"What's wrong?! WHAT'S WRONG?! WE SLEPT TOGETHER!" She yelled.
"Yeah, so what?"
"SO WHAT?!" She yelled even louder. "I…I've never done that with anybody before…"
"Never slept with someone?"
"No, I haven't and… I don't know how to react."
"Uh, Cana?" Natsu began.
"Are we together now? Was it just a one night stand?"
"Cana?" He said again.
"WHAT IF I GET PREGNANT?!" The big question finally hit her.
"CANA!"
Natsu caught her off guard. "What?"
"Why are you covering yourself like that? It's not like your naked."
"What?" Cana moved the covers and looked down, taking note that she was indeed fully dressed. "Wait a second. I thought that we… that you and I…"
"That we slept together?" Natsu said.
"Yes!"
"We did." Natsu dead panned. "After you passed out, Macao said something about a prize. I know we didn't discuss a prize between the two of us but I figured you wouldn't mind if we slept together. I mean we've known each other for years."
"I VERY MUCH MIND!"
"Jeez, it's not like I kicked you out of the room for the night. I carried you home on my shoulder and used your key to get in. After that, I put you in bed and got in myself."
"WHY ARE YOU NAKED THEN?!"
"Naked?" Natsu asked, raising an eyebrow. He moved the bed sheet and revealed that he was indeed wearing shorts.
Cana began muttering to herself incoherently, repeating to herself the conversation that they had just had, trying to connect the dots. "Wait a second Natsu. So we just slept together?"
"Yeah."
"ONLY sleep?" She confirmed.
"Yes, ONLY sleep." Natsu mocked her.
"Nothing else?"
"Is there anything else people do when they sleep in the same bed?"
The realization hit Cana like a train. He had no idea what sex was. Or at least what the phrase sleeping together meant. "No Natsu. People don't do anything else."
"Are you still drunk? You're acting weird." Natsu said bluntly.
"I'M NOT DRUNK!" Can yelled defensively. "Wait a second. Why did you have this as your prize?" Cana finally asked.
"Oh, Lucy kicked me out of her apartment for a month because Happy and I ate all her food. I wanted to sleep in a big bed like she has so I decided that this was a good prize."
Cana gave up. She shook her head. "Of course. Only Natsu would do something like this."
"Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!" Natsu yelled.
"Nothing Natsu. Look, you can leave whenever, but please make sure no one sees you coming from my room."
Natsu jumped out of bed and grabbed his vest and scarf. "Yeah, no problem. I gotta get going actually. I promised Lucy that we'd go on a mission today. Later Cana."
Natsu headed towards the door, but regretted it as soon as he opened it. There stood Erza Scarlet who was completely stunned as soon as she saw Natsu exiting Cana's room. It seemed as if steam was coming off her skin as it reddened. "Y-y-y-y-you two?!" she pointed her finger at the two of them. While Cana's soul was busy trying to slip through her mouth, Natsu was just confused by Erza's reaction. After a moment of nothing changing from either Cana's or Erza's actions, Natsu slipped by the redhead and walked off to the guild, ready for the mission that he was going to go on.
As the guild hall came in sight, a realization struck Natsu. "Ooooooohhh!" Natsu began. "I forgot that sleeping together was another word for sex. No wonder Cana was confused. Well, no harm no foul." With that, Natsu rushed into the guild hall ready to start the day.
Well what'd you think? A lot of you probably thought I'd have Natsu actually sleep with Cana. Shame on you. He was totally sober and I'm not a hentai creator so I can't get away with writing things like that. Anyway, I hope you liked the fic. Please review on both the fic and whether or not you'd like for me to keep publishing one-shots on this specific fic or if you'd like for me to publish them individually so that they're easier to find. Anyway, I love you all and I hope you enjoyed. Goodnight.