Hello people! I am sorry for being far away from fanfic for too long. There were many valid and invalid causes for that, but today I have something very special to give to you guys.
Enjoy :)
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"Hey Ki, aren't you gonna start writing fanfics again, huh?" A nagging voice was ringing inside my head continuously like an irritating alarm clock.
"Beast boy, how many times do I have to tell you that I can NOT write anything right now? I've got semester finals soon and I am really busy".
"But you can't deny that you can't help thinking of us, can you?", opined the titans' leader, Robin.
"I know but..."
I was cut off by Cyborg who was scolding me like he was my elder brother, and he started to give these long speeches on my irresponsibility and time management issues, which were actually meaningless.
Starfire was trying to convince me in every english word she knew that it was really important for me to return to writing fanfictions.
Raven was there as she should be, uninvolved and unattached from the whole situation.
Therefore, I started writing a "fanfiction".
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It was a bright and sunny day in Jump City and everyone was minding their own businesses. The deadliest of the criminals were behind bars and the Teen Titans were spending their lazy leisure together in the common room of the tower.
Robin, the leader of the teens, was laying in the mighty couch and thinking of the probable attacks he would inflict upon any intruder who busted in their dormitory right then. Starfire was playing with her bumgorf Silkie. Raven was meditating in a corner of the room while the other two cool dudes, Cyborg and Beast Boy, were having a friendly "Bacon VS Tofu fight".
(Nah... This is being boring... Let me add more spices in here...)
Then suddenly a random brickbat came flying from nowhere and got inside the room where the five teens were present. Aware of the unexpectedness and probable dangers that they might face, Robin approached the brickbat with cautious footsteps and he later found out it was nothing special. An ordinary brickbat was wrapped by a paper, which Cyborg seized before anyone else to ascertain safety.
The paper was again seized by Beast Boy who muttered a few words from it, scratched the back of his head and gave his trademarked confused grin being unable to decipher the meaning of the message. He gave the paper back to Robin who then read out the paper aloud to his teammates:
"The Slope of a Grasshopper's legs with the ground was tan45 degrees when it jumped in Projectile Motion and at the same time farted out some Ideal Gases creating Progressive waves in the Negative Direction of the X-axis because Hybridization does not care about Infinity Limits and Soxlets are weird because the total number of Permutations of Nonsense Codons is higher than your blackheads. Because Fajan's Rule says so."
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Everyone in the Teen Titans Tower was standing there with a Poker Face.
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