I've edited this chapter!
This is my first ever Naruto fic, I decided to make it a cross-over with Harry Potter, considering the fact that not much such fics were written and also, I had some ideas that send me laughing the minute I thought of them. Enjoy! The words in italic are translations for the Japanese words and phrases I have used in the fic, note that the ninjas usually speak Japanese. Although they have come to the English-speaking country, sometimes, they would still jump back to using Japanese, as it was the natural language for them. So, at some point the dialogues will be written in Japanese, but I will be writing the translation right after the sentence, they will be in italic. To make it clearer, the wizards do not understand Japanese, the ninjas will be able to talk and discuss privately without fearing that someone else will know about there are saying. And by the way, in this fic, it's somewhat AU as I had fixed all three Ninjas' age to be 15.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and Harry Potter, the only things I own in this fic are everything about Hisara Shiyuki and some part of the plot.
Technique 1: Preparations for Hogwarts
The sky was clear and summer is almost over. Three figures could be seen standing near a flickering lamppost a few meters away from the jetty. Amongst them, was one with the most eye-catching hair colour, blonde. His name was known throughout the east. Uzumaki Naruto. He was wearing his usual bright orange suit, a shuriken-holster tied around his right lower thigh. The usual Konoha headband was nowhere in sight, replaced by a bracelet with the Konoha symbol.
Beside him, was a raven hair boy, Hyuuga Neji. His name rang through their village as one of the geniuses ever. He had his hair tied at the rear, and too, wore his usual grayish white jacket look-alike shirt with his three-quarter brown pants. Bandages bounded his right leg and arm, his own pouch tied to his right leg. He had on a plain headband to cover his terrible past, and also a necklace with the Konoha symbol.
A few steps away from Neji and Naruto stood a female companion looking around, as if finding someone. Hisara Shiyuki had long deep purple coloured hair that reaches over her waist pulled into two proportional sections, tied into two loose ponytails that cascades down the front of her form. She wore a fitting black long sleeved shirt that splits from her shoulder blade and closes from her elbow onwards and matching dark grey long pants. Her Konoha symbol was fixed on a choker around her neck. All three wore standardized blue ninja sandals, which brought attention that they were together.
Naruto and Neji had become Jounins about a year before while Shiyuki, their female teammate is also Jounin. The three was since then, organized into a team. This time, they were given a special mission: to go to a foreign country's school, helping them fight against Orochimaru, who had teamed up with… Voldamo… or Voldemort, or… well, just someone by the name of that. It was supposed to be a long-term mission, which means they will have to stay there, for at least, a year.
Tsunade-sama, the fifth Hokage had inform them that someone will be meeting them here, and placed emphasis on 'someone they wouldn't miss'. It had already been an hour… and Naruto was not the patient type.
"Aiitsu tachi, nani shitan dattebayo! Osoi!" What are those people doing! They're late! Naruto shouted, causing some by-passers to cast strange looks at them… well… for one thing; the three wore strange outfits… and had weird hair colour and hairstyles.
Neji gave a sigh and shook his head as Shiyuki turned around, with an irritated look on her face.
"Naruto, chotto shizukani shirou… minna wa miteru ze…" Naruto… be quiet, everyone is looking… this cause Naruto to start up, looking around to confirm what she had said.
"And also, I think that person should be coming soon…" Shiyuki added as she craned her neck, "Since it was arranged by..."
Before Shiyuki even finish her words when they heard someone shouting 'Konoha Ninjas' over the crowd repeatedly. The three Jounins scanned around, trying to spot the source of the voice, when their eyes landed on a very huge and tall figure, which was currently, waving vigorously at them. Naruto's eyes went blank while the two companions blinked furiously to recover their shock, the moment they saw that person, up close. So that's why Tsunade-sama said they wouldn't miss that person. When the large man finally reach them…
"Wah… suge…" This is actually an exclamation, does not really have any meaning. Naruto awed at his size, gaped at him. Shiyuki beside him nudge him.
"Ye see, yeh' three are the Konoha Ninjas sent by Tsunade to help us. Rubeus Hagrid, keeper of keys of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." he introduced himself in a deep, booming voice.
"I'm Uzumaki Naruto" Naruto chimed in enthusiastically.
"Hyuuga Neji" Neji said plainly, eyes looking out to the sea.
"Hisara Shiyuki" the kunoichi said.
"So… we'af got to go. Need to get all of yeh supplies for the starting of the school eh? Follow me, Mr. Naruto, Mr. Neji and Miss Shiyuki" Hagrid said.
At the sound of how he said their name… the three Jounins all had a large drop of sweat forming on their heads and were staring at him with half open eyes.
"Ano sa, ano sa!" Naruto put up his time out sign, drawing Hagrid's attention, "That's our first names…"
"Beggin' yer pardon?" Hagrid asked.
"Here, you put your first names before the last. But back in our country, we have our last name before the first." Shiyuki explained while Neji nodded his head.
"Oh… so it's Mr. Uzumaki, Mr. Hyuuga and Miss Hisara eh?" Hagrid said, rummaging through his memory to find the right names. "Well then, come along, we need to hurry."
The three Jounins then followed Hagrid; soon, they reach a city, where they entered a dull looking shop, which turns out to be a bar. There was a strange atmosphere in the bar, and everyone inside seemed different from those outside. As they passed through the bar, everyone started looking at them, curiosity written all over their faces.
"Ne, naze mina wa mite dan dattebayo?" Hey why is everyone looking at us? Naruto started mumbling. Shiyuki made it a point to ignore him; Neji just wished he could disappear instantly.
"Hello Hagrid!" someone exclaimed from behind the counter in the bar, it was Tom, "Having the usual today?" he asked him.
"Nope, 'aving some serious 'ogwarts business 'ere" the larger man replied as he led them to the backyard of the bar. Reaching the back of the shop, they stopped in front of a stone wall.
"There's nothing here…" Naruto said, scouting the area, jumping about.
TWACK! A blow landed on Naruto's head.
"Itai!" Naruto cried, rubbing his head. "Nani sun dattebayo!" What's that for!
"Stop your rumbling!" Shiyuki said, emphasizing her point by holding her fist before her. Naruto instantly stop in his acts and turned his attention back to Hagrid.
"Yer'll see" Hagrid replied as he lifted up his umbrella and tap at the wall, three times from the left above the dustbin. Naruto stared with wide eyes at the few areas that Hagrid had tapped with his umbrella, as if something will pop out all of a sudden from the stone wall. The next second, the three were jaw-dropping, eyes popping out... the wall move aside, revealing a hidden town behind it, bustling with life.
"Incredible…" Naruto breathed.
"Who would have thought that a wizarding town could be hidden this way?" Shiyuki uttered.
"Well, that's why it remains undiscovered" Neji stated.
"Let's go! Waste no time. First stop, Gringgots, the wizard's bank" the giant said.
After walking for a short while as they stayed behind, they were inside the bank. It seems that Tsunade-sama had already prepared the money they would need to use in this country. After they retrieved the money, they headed to the bookshop, getting every textbook they need for the school term. Then, they went for their uniforms; their last stop is for the wands.
After they had completed the shopping trip for their school supplies, they stopped in a deserted ally.
Naruto was walking with both his hands tucked behind his head before they stopped. With hands still behind his head, he voice out loud, "Ne..." Shiyuki turned to face him, a strange look on her face. "Ore-tachi, doko ni iku no yo..."
"He means… where are we going now?" Neji quickly said.
"Yeah, where are we going next anyway?" Shiyuki asked curiously as she turned to Hagrid.
"You'll see… we're going to the Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix" Hagrid bent down and whispered.
"The Order of the Phoenix?" Neji said, curious.
"Shh!" Hagrid shushed. "It's the name of the organization against You-know-who who had allied with the O…oroci… whatever from yer ninja lands."
"So… that's the organization" Shiyuki said.
"He's Orochimaru. O-ro-chi-ma-ru" Naruto corrected, holding out his index finger and waving it to and fro before his face. His teammates however, have totally different expressions. Neji rolled his eyes and shook his head. Shiyuki however, buried her head into both of her hands in embarrassment
"Oh… yeah… whatever" Hagrid said, pulling out a parchment from the pocket of his jacket, "Just repeat whatever I said" he continued as he began to read the words written on the parchment.
Just when the three Jounins did as they were told, they felt the world suddenly spin around them, swirling around. Naruto screamed as he spun through the sudden vortex. Though it was a shock to suddenly be sucked into such a motion, Shiyuki and Neji couldn't help wondering how Naruto was actually able to make it into a Jounin.
As sudden as it started, it stopped. The three Jounins regained their composure, and then took to looking around. They saw that they are now somewhere in an area of housing estate. Hagrid then say out the next sentence written on the parchment. A house just appeared out of thin air, pushing the houses number eleven and thirteen to the side.
"We're here" Hagrid said, "Follow me"
Hagrid walked to the number twelve house and opened it, ushering the three Jounins inside. Upon entering, the lights in the house lighted up automatically, revealing a group of people waiting for them. Hagrid bowed to the elderly looking man before them.
"Professor Dumbledore, Sir. I've brought the three Konoha Ninjas just as yer've said" he said as he moved behind the three Jounins, so as not to block the visions of the Order's members.
The other members of the Order gasped. They were just teenagers. Seeing no other response from the people, Shiyuki whispered to her two teammates to introduce themselves, which they nodded.
"Hello!" Naruto called, bringing the Order's members back from their shock by startling them from his loud voice, "Let me introduce myself, I am Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's Jounin. From the finest teams of Jounins" Naruto said, giving them a huge grin.
"Hyuuga Neji" Neji said, looking at them unblinkingly, "Jounin, in the same team as Naruto."
"Hisara Shiyuki" said the female standing with Naruto and Neji and bowed, "Also a Jounin. I am in the same team as them" she said, pointing to both Naruto and Neji.
It was then that the members of the Order noticed for the first time that there was a girl in the team of Ninjas, their mouths hung opened at her and her two teammates. Fancy the Konoha's Hokage, sending them three kids for this absolutely dangerous type of mission. When Shiyuki saw that they were doing nothing to stop their state of shock, spoke.
"I know that you people must be very surprised that we were send here, especially on the fact that we are just 'kids' so you've said." Shiyuki spoke, dragging them back, they were staring at her, how did she know? Is she a mind reader! "But, for your information, the ninjas in Konoha received our Gennin rank at an average age of twelve."
'Oh…' the order thought, 'So that was why'. Mrs. Weasley then move towards them.
"Come children" she said, "You must be tired after such a long journey, follow me, I'll have you meet Harry and the others, you will be staying here for the week until school starts. Your luggage will be taken care of."
She gestured the three Jounins to follow her down the hallway. When they are out of sight, the Order dispersed each returning back to their own duties. Harry, Ron and Hermione were sitting at the kitchen table. Fred, George and Ginny were also present. Mrs. Weasley had told them that there will be three students send from somewhere far away, who will be attending the school this year with them. They only knew that the three are ninjas, nothing more. Anxiously, they waited for them to arrive.
As if on cue, the kitchen door opened and in stepped Mrs. Weasley. She gives them a wink before turning back to the door.
"This way" she said to the few Jounins outside the kitchen, "Come on in"
She then moved away from the doorway to reveal the three Jounins who came in shortly after. As the three Jounins entered the kitchen, they immediately noticed the dozen eyes on them, looking at them, the three could only stare back, sweat forming. With Harry, however, he was staring at the Jounins open-mouthed, not that Ron, Hermione, Fred, George and Ginny was any better. The ninjas coming here are teenagers like us! Harry thought, I thought that they should be at least older than us in age, considering how they are invited here to aid the wizarding world. Harry eyed them with a strange look; the others were still in shock.
Finally deciding that the wizards are not going to snap out of their shocked state by themselves, the three Jounins decided to have the honor of doing that job themselves.
"Ano sa…" Naruto started, breaking the wizard from their trance to face them with his language, "What are you all doing staring at us like that?" at these words, the wizards could be seen blushing in embarrassment. "By the way, I'm Uzumaki Naruto" he said, giving them a huge grin, pointing his thumb at himself.
Beside him, his two other teammates gave a slight smile as they nodded in agreement to what Naruto had done. They too, stepped forwards, introducing themselves.
"Hyuuga Neji, please to meet you" Neji said, using his most friendly tone of voice, although, there was a very slight tone of reluctance, it went unnoticed by them.
"And I'm Hisara Shiyuki" the kunoichi said, drawing the attention to her, "Nice to meet you" they were quite surprised that the female was one of those ninjas. "In any case if you are wondering," she said, "Our village of Konoha does not differentiate females from males. Everybody could be a ninja, and also, we began as a ninja at the mere age of twelve. So don't doubt our abilities by our age" she finished, giving the wizards a wink.
The wizards had on an incredulous look. Twelve? A kid could be ninja? Moreover, how does she know what I am thinking? Harry thought. Naruto decided to add on to what Shiyuki had finished.
"We are also the best of all the Jounin teams in Konoha!" Naruto gave them a thumbs-up, much like what Gai always do, which made Neji swung his hand to his forehead and also, extracted a sigh from Shiyuki.
The wizards smiled to each other as they stepped forward in acknowledgement, and they in turn introduced themselves.
"Harry, Harry Potter" Harry said as he shook hands with all three of the Jounins.
"I'm Ron Weasley" Ron said as he did the same.
"Hermione Granger" she said as she shook their hands with a big smile.
"Fred" Fred said, "George" George continued, "Weasley, we're twins. And, Ron's our brother. This little girl here is our sister, Ginny" the two said together, introducing Ginny who merely waved her hand at the Jounins.
After which, they all sat down at the kitchen table, Naruto in the middle and Neji and Shiyuki sitting at both his sides. Mrs. Weasley busied herself by prepared lunch for them. There seemed to be a staring contest going on at the table however. The wizards were staring at the Jounins, as the latter looked back at them. They noticed that Naruto has strangely bright blonde spiky hair which you could never see, whether in the wizarding world or London, and the strange whiskers-like marks on both sides of his cheeks. Neji on the other hand, had very neat and long raven hair which ended down his back and was tied at the rear end of his hair, what kind of a man in the world would bother growing his hair this long! What unnerve them most were his eyes, they were white, blank eyes that seem to be able to pierce through your very soul. Last but not least, was the sole female of the group, Shiyuki. She had deep purple hair pulled into two loosely tied ponytails down the front of her form, her hair seemed to reach her knees… how the hell does she grow her hair that long! Hermione wondered. Her eyes… it seemed to have about the exact effects of Neji's, hers was silver, a lot like the white ones her other teammate has, though you could see the difference between them, even though there was only the slight difference of tints of grey in her eyes.
Naruto, on the other hand, was getting impatient with this staring contest that the wizards were holding with him and his teammates. Shiyuki and Neji were just looking ahead at nothing in particular, probably deep in thought, Naruto thought. Finally deciding that he had enough, he voiced his impatience out loud.
"Nan dattebayo!" Naruto almost shouted, the others jumped at his sudden outburst, both Neji and Shiyuki turned to him, a strange look on their faces. "Why are we starting a staring contest here?"
"Naruto…" Neji warned.
"We didn't come here to stare! We're here on a mission! And what are these people doing staring us like we're freaks! Aiitsu tachi koso, hen dattebayo!" They themselves are the ones who are strange! As soon as Naruto finished…
"Naruto!" this time, its Shiyuki who said his name.
Naruto turned back to look at his teammates who was sitting on either side of him, Neji's eye was twitching dangerously, despite it being closed now and he was raising his hand. Shiyuki raised a hand too, though not facing him. Naruto's expression changed instantly to that of fear, his face instantly turned into a shade of blue.
"Ikagen ni shirou!" Stop it already! The two shouted as they grabbed Naruto's shoulder on both sides and threw him backwards.
The next moment, he sailed across the table they were sitting at, smashing right into the wall behind his teammates. Then slide down the wall, inch by inch with his face still against the wall, to fall on the floor, hands clutching his face, which was red from his slam.
"Ouch…" Naruto said.
The wizards were stunned; a mere throw to send people flying? How did they do that? Naruto look up when he sensed two people behind him with their dangerous presence made known to him, two fuming, irritated teammates to be exact. Turning around, he shudders when he saw that they were still facing their food.
"Naruto…" both Neji and Shiyuki said in a low tone, "Mada yaru no ka?" Want to try again? The kunoichi of his team continued, cracking her fingers once more.
Naruto's eyes widened in horror then jumped up to face them, muttering his apologies. It was then this incident ended, his teammates dragged him back to the table, where Mrs. Weasley had begun setting down their food for lunch. Naruto immediately came back to life upon smelling food, and jumped back into his seat. But when he was about to eat, he noticed that the food was not what he and his teammates had usually or always eat.
"Nani kore wa…" What is this...his eyes narrowed as he sticks his fork into a piece of chicken and lifted it before his face, examining it.
"Food." Shiyuki said with a sarcastic smile, just as Neji knocked some sense into him to remind him that they are not in Konoha.
Their lunch then passed successfully, with Naruto occasionally being yelled at by his teammates and Harry's group of people sniggering and laughing at him.
'We've got a long way to go…' both Shiyuki and Neji thought as they once again, was needed to knock some sense back into Naruto's head.
A/N: How's it? This fic is rated somewhat humor because there will be parts where Naruto and his teammates make quite a scene and I will try my best to add in some humor in every chapter! Note that the Naruto characters here may seem a little out of character. By the way… the name Shiyuki actually means purple snow and kunoichi... oh well, if you do not know, it means female ninja. That's all for this chapter!