*~* Purple hills & Britney Spears *~*
'Ive been so places..ive seen so many faces..but nothing compares to these blue & yellow purple hills' sang Pippin drunkily. Merry & Pip sat on a bench at some random bar...both drunk of their asses. 'Did you know that pink kitties go meow meow meow meow meow me want meow mix NOW BITCH?!' asked Merry. 'No i did not.Where is everyone?'said Pip. ' I dunnnnnooooo' answered Merry. Then they saw a tall black-ish figure moving towards them. 'Micheal Jackson?' asked Pip. 'No! Hes is a she & she is white' said Merry. They both looked closer. 'Holy hell! Its Legolas!' they said in a cheezy chourus.
'Yeah yeah.'
'How come you are wearing all black but your hair is still blonde?'
'YOU think I would dye my beautiful hair? Dumbasses!!!'
'O well...come drink with us!'
Legolas sat down & swallowed some ale. 'That tasted...odd.' 'Yeah its SPECIAL ale,' said Pip. 'Can i call you Pimpin?' asked Legolas. 'OK!' said Pip. Frodo suddenly ran up. 'What are you fools doing? You cant get drunk now!' he said. 'SHUDUP!...hey did you know that you have a fro?' said Merry. 'BLAH!' yelled Frodo. 'Wow! He just looked liked Bilbo when he got all evil in the lord of the rings movie...that movie sucked!' said Pip. 'Pimpin! We ARE in the lord of the rings movies!' said Legolas. 'OOOOH!That makes sense...with the giant Tree...i though i was...on SOMETHING'said Pip. 'But my name was Dominic Mohoaganonanaogonan' said Merry. 'Yeah thats what they WANT you to think' said Legolas. Both hobbits nodded.
Frodo wondered outside. 'Hey Frodo!' said Sam in a sultry voice. 'Sam! Theres a barn over there...with hay! Come on!' said Frodo. Ok then they go to the barn...& lets say...they 'RING DESTROY' ok?
Aragorn ran into the random bar. 'Ale!' He said to Pip. 'But that ones mine!' He grabbed his ale & buried it under his cloak, 'MINE!' 'We wantsss it,yess precioussss,yesss,' said Aragorn.
Gimli walked into the random bar. 'LEGOLAS!' he said. 'Aw shit!' Legolas jumped out of his seat & tried to run but Gimli jumped onto him. 'NO!' he yelled. Gimli began to kiss Legolas. 'FREEDOOOOOOOOOOM!'
Aragorn raised his sword & was going ot strike Pip for his ale. 'ALE!' said Bregeduur. Aragorn dropped his sword & ran to the ale. 'More!' She gave him more. 'More!!!' She gave him a whole barrel. ' Yesssss preciousssss,yessss,' he hissed. 'How odd' said Merry sipping at his ale.
Legolas pulled out his fine Elven blades & struck Gimli. 'DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!' he yelled. Gimli,however, was now dead, thank god a.k.a my father.
But Gimli got up & pulled something out of his ass. 'Look! I gots tickets to a Britney Spears concert!' 'A what? Who?' said Legolas. 'Shes some bitch who thinks her hair is prettier than yours,' said Pip. 'BITCH! LET US GO!'
Aragorn, Legolas, Pippin, Merry & Gimli randomly appeared at a random Britney Spears concert. 'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY,' said Gimli. Merry & Pip ran to a near by food cart & killed the guy running it & ate all teh food. Aragorn started killing preppies & others for ale. Legolas jumped up on the stage & began chasing Britney around. She screeched loudly until Legolas chopped her head off. 'I feel soooo dam accomplished!' said Legolas. 'Gimli cried & the others went back to the bar. 'A lament for Britney!' said Gimli. 'Ah SHUT THE FUCK UP!!' said Legolas sounding like Ozzy Osbourne. 'WoW! That chick you killed had some really really really man - made purple hills...they were scary!' said Pip. 'Yes! But all is well!' said Merry. Aragorn, Legolas, Merry & Pip made a toast to the death of the their least favourite pop star & Gimli cried. 'A toast to my hair being prettier!' said Legolas. ' A toast to shrooms!' said Merry. 'A toast to foods!' said Pip. 'Ag...ger ga-ba go ga bla cheee chheee dooby da. Scooby DOOBIE do!' said Aragorn. 'Did you say...DOOBIE!' asked Merry & Pip in a cheezy chourus.
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Like? i can make more....i just need comments & if you have an idea....let me know & i will make it in here
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'Ive been so places..ive seen so many faces..but nothing compares to these blue & yellow purple hills' sang Pippin drunkily. Merry & Pip sat on a bench at some random bar...both drunk of their asses. 'Did you know that pink kitties go meow meow meow meow meow me want meow mix NOW BITCH?!' asked Merry. 'No i did not.Where is everyone?'said Pip. ' I dunnnnnooooo' answered Merry. Then they saw a tall black-ish figure moving towards them. 'Micheal Jackson?' asked Pip. 'No! Hes is a she & she is white' said Merry. They both looked closer. 'Holy hell! Its Legolas!' they said in a cheezy chourus.
'Yeah yeah.'
'How come you are wearing all black but your hair is still blonde?'
'YOU think I would dye my beautiful hair? Dumbasses!!!'
'O well...come drink with us!'
Legolas sat down & swallowed some ale. 'That tasted...odd.' 'Yeah its SPECIAL ale,' said Pip. 'Can i call you Pimpin?' asked Legolas. 'OK!' said Pip. Frodo suddenly ran up. 'What are you fools doing? You cant get drunk now!' he said. 'SHUDUP!...hey did you know that you have a fro?' said Merry. 'BLAH!' yelled Frodo. 'Wow! He just looked liked Bilbo when he got all evil in the lord of the rings movie...that movie sucked!' said Pip. 'Pimpin! We ARE in the lord of the rings movies!' said Legolas. 'OOOOH!That makes sense...with the giant Tree...i though i was...on SOMETHING'said Pip. 'But my name was Dominic Mohoaganonanaogonan' said Merry. 'Yeah thats what they WANT you to think' said Legolas. Both hobbits nodded.
Frodo wondered outside. 'Hey Frodo!' said Sam in a sultry voice. 'Sam! Theres a barn over there...with hay! Come on!' said Frodo. Ok then they go to the barn...& lets say...they 'RING DESTROY' ok?
Aragorn ran into the random bar. 'Ale!' He said to Pip. 'But that ones mine!' He grabbed his ale & buried it under his cloak, 'MINE!' 'We wantsss it,yess precioussss,yesss,' said Aragorn.
Gimli walked into the random bar. 'LEGOLAS!' he said. 'Aw shit!' Legolas jumped out of his seat & tried to run but Gimli jumped onto him. 'NO!' he yelled. Gimli began to kiss Legolas. 'FREEDOOOOOOOOOOM!'
Aragorn raised his sword & was going ot strike Pip for his ale. 'ALE!' said Bregeduur. Aragorn dropped his sword & ran to the ale. 'More!' She gave him more. 'More!!!' She gave him a whole barrel. ' Yesssss preciousssss,yessss,' he hissed. 'How odd' said Merry sipping at his ale.
Legolas pulled out his fine Elven blades & struck Gimli. 'DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!' he yelled. Gimli,however, was now dead, thank god a.k.a my father.
But Gimli got up & pulled something out of his ass. 'Look! I gots tickets to a Britney Spears concert!' 'A what? Who?' said Legolas. 'Shes some bitch who thinks her hair is prettier than yours,' said Pip. 'BITCH! LET US GO!'
Aragorn, Legolas, Pippin, Merry & Gimli randomly appeared at a random Britney Spears concert. 'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY,' said Gimli. Merry & Pip ran to a near by food cart & killed the guy running it & ate all teh food. Aragorn started killing preppies & others for ale. Legolas jumped up on the stage & began chasing Britney around. She screeched loudly until Legolas chopped her head off. 'I feel soooo dam accomplished!' said Legolas. 'Gimli cried & the others went back to the bar. 'A lament for Britney!' said Gimli. 'Ah SHUT THE FUCK UP!!' said Legolas sounding like Ozzy Osbourne. 'WoW! That chick you killed had some really really really man - made purple hills...they were scary!' said Pip. 'Yes! But all is well!' said Merry. Aragorn, Legolas, Merry & Pip made a toast to the death of the their least favourite pop star & Gimli cried. 'A toast to my hair being prettier!' said Legolas. ' A toast to shrooms!' said Merry. 'A toast to foods!' said Pip. 'Ag...ger ga-ba go ga bla cheee chheee dooby da. Scooby DOOBIE do!' said Aragorn. 'Did you say...DOOBIE!' asked Merry & Pip in a cheezy chourus.
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Like? i can make more....i just need comments & if you have an idea....let me know & i will make it in here
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