It was an average day in the sand village, and since it was average, Gaara had a lot of paper work. Gaara looked at the paper work piled everywhere on his desk and then looked at Temari standing to his left and slightly behind him. He realised he could order Temari to do his paperwork and she would have to do it because he was Kazekage, but of course that would be cruel, pointless and probably lose most of his popularity which he really didn't need to lose.
Gaara closed his eyes and grabbed a piece of paper. He opened his eyes. It was a paper stating that the zoos of the village would shut down if the village would not help supply them with kangaroos. Gaara, having never heard of a kangaroo, started thinking about this his way which would sound something like this.
"If I help supply the zoos with kangaroos then my popularity would go up and I would not get kicked out. Then I would need to send ninjas to help them, which would leave the village partially unguarded which would enable any of the nearby villages to easily conquer my village. On the other hand if I denied the request my popularity would go down and I would be kicked out faster than I can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Then again it would take me a long time to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
Gaara did the logical thing and sent an Anbu black-op to help the zoos get more kangaroos.
As Gaara was picking up the next piece of paperwork Kankuro walked in with two mugs full of steaming hot chocolate. He gave one to Gaara and started to drink the other one. Temari, seeing as she was the only person without a cup of hot chocolate, crossed her arms and pouted. Gaara took a sip of hot chocolate and realised he had nowhere to put it, the desk was filled with paperwork, the floor is always a bad place to put a drink, and there were no small coffee tables or anything else in the room.
Gaara, being easily distracted and logical, looked at Temari. He realised that Temari's breasts were just the right shape to hold his cup of hot chocolate, and being oh-so logical he put his cup between her breasts. "Shloop"
Kankuro spat out his hot chocolate and started rolling on the floor laughing. Temari looked at her chest, than at Gaara, than at Kankuro, then back at her chest. Temari, being the short tempered person that she was, hit Kankuro with her fan and threw Kankuro's hot chocolate out the window. Then she grabbed Gaara by the collar and started shaking him. She screamed "what the #*& did you think you were doing putting a cup of hot chocolate between my breasts?!?!"
Now Baki, being a top rank Jonin was prepared for most things, but not prepared to walk into the Kazekage office to find Temari apparently strangling Gaara, Kankuro on the floor unconscious, and to see a nice steaming cup of hot chocolate between Temari's breasts. Since Baki was a very smart man he turned around, left, and closed the door.
The end