"Wha-- UCHIHA ITACHI??!! WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?"

"I'm psychic!" Itachi replied in a stupid voice, grinning. "I can see all of your inner thoughts!"

"Thats... because of your sharengan, Uchiha..."

"Noooo!!!!! It's because: I'm psychic!!"

"Itachi, your not psychic!"

"Yes i am! Watch!" Itachi stared at the person talking to him. "You... I know your inner most secrets."

"Y-your lying!!"

"You're a spy of Orochimaru's... and-"

"LIAR!"

"AND... You snuck into Kanoha because you knew i was coming, and because you were sent to... god i don't even want to finish looking at that."

"H... how far did you see?"

"Enough to know for sure that Orochimaru wants my brother... in the way it sounds... He wants him because he's a bi kinky bastard... eww... my only brother, too!"

"I know... I mean, Kabuto is all over Orochimaru, but he's ignoring him all the time... daydreaming about Sasuke."

"EWW! I DIDN'T need to know that!!" Itachi said, and ran off.

The next day, Itachi had forced himself to forget about it. He returned to Kanoha in search of someone else to read. (Their thoughts and stuff.) He found someone almost as soon as he walked out from the trees.

"AHHH!!! IT'S ITACHI!!!" the chick screamed.

"AHH!! IT'S AN ANNOYINGLY LOUD CHICK WHO WONT STFU!!!" Itachi screamed back.

"He-y... -sniffle-..."

"Ha ha. Oh yeah. I'm psychic!" Itachi declared again.

"Liar."

"NO ONE BELIEVES ME!!! God! Ok, fine. I'm gunna read your inner most thoughts, and that'll prove it!"

"LIAR!!"

"OK... lets see... uuuhm... -gasp!-... OMFG! GOD, YOUR ALMOST AS BAD AS OROCHIMARU!!" he screamed and ran off.

"Whats he mean by that?" Sakura asked a random cat. (Then the cat exploded because Sakura's a bitch.)

The next day, when Itachi yet again cleared his mind of the thoughts he saw, he returned in search of someone else to tell.

"Hmm..." he walked around the town, while people screamed and took cover, because everyone in Kanoha knew who Itachi was. He was basically walking down a deserted street.

"HELLO!!!" he called. No one answered. He moved to the next street. He stopped at a store. (some person left the door unlocked, and the open sign on the door.)

"Hi! How can i--- HOLY CRAP!" The store owner ducked for cover and Itachi made a sad face.

"-sniffle- Everyone fears me..."

(Lizzy: All my idea. I might continue that story in the next one.)

"Foolish little brother... Why are you so weak?"
"Because I lack hatred?"

"No! Who the fuck gave you that idea?? Who wouldn't hate me after that?!? I mean, seriously! I Hate me! Even people who don't know me hate me! See that cat? Yeah, it hates me!"

"...No it doesn't" Sasuke said. Itachi picked up a pebble and threw it at the cat. The cat looked at Itachi with hatred in it's eyes.

"Yeah, now it does."

"How can you tell?" then the cat lunges at Itachi.

"That's how." he said, then the cat bursts into flames.

"KITTY, NO!!!"

Itachi starts laughing. "Ha ha ha. Cat flambé." Sasuke's eye starts twitching.

"Why did that cat just spontaneously combust?"

"I dono... thats been happening a lot lately." Itachi turned to look at Sasuke.

"Nooo!!!!" Sasuke suddenly yelled.

"What?" Itachi asked.

"I don't wanna see your face!!!"

"Why not? It's sexy!!"

"Well, I guess not, seeing that everything you look at burst into flames!"

"OMFG! Really?" Itachi looks at a tree. It explodes. Sasuke screams like a little girl, Itachi laughs. English version Naruto appears out of nowhere.

"BELIEVE IT!" he screams continuously. Itachi gives Naruto a death glare and starts laughing maniacally. He stops when he realizes Naruto isn't exploding.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" he screams.

"Common, Anaki! Make him stop! Everyone hates the English Naruto!"

"HE WON'T EXPLODE!" Itachi screeched

"POP, DAMN IT!" Sasuke yelled. Naruto stopped saying 'believe it' to explain. (sort of)

"I WONT EXPLODE, BELIEVE IT! I CANT BECOME HOKAGE IF I EXPLODE! BELIEVE IT!" And he continued his yelling of his annoying English catch phrase.

Itachi uses his Mangekyou sharengan to send Naruto to a place filled with a million American Naruto shadow clones, all screaming 'believe it' continuously (and at different times) but never going away.

After 1.2 seconds Naruto was twitching on the floor. In his head, it had been three days already. Three very long days. Itachi took the sharengan off, and Naruto attempted to stand up.

"I...I will make it... believe it!" Itachi gave him another death glare, and Naruto exploded.

"FINALLY!" Sasuke screamed. "I don't think I've ever been through worse torture than that!" Itachi gives an evil grin.

"Really?" he asks, and starts to activate the Mangekeou again to make Sasuke go through what Naruto did.

"NO, BITCH!" Sasuke says, poking Itachi in the eyes.

"Ahh!!" Itachi screams. "MY EYES!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!"

(Mine and Joe's idea.)

Naruto was trying to figure out how he had entered the genjutsu in the first place, since he hadn't looked at Itachi's eyes at all through the whole time they were fighting.

"How can I be in a genjutsu... I made sure not to look at your eyes!

"The genjutsu started when I pointed at you. I can start genjutsu just with this finger."

"But i didn't look at your eyes!!"

"I started the genjutsu by pointing at you!"

"I DIDNT LOOK AT YOUR EYES, THOUGH!!"

"IT DOESNT MATTER, I STARTED IT WITH MY FINGER!!"

"BUT I DIDN'T LOOK AT YOUR EYES!!"

"OMFG! HOW CAN YOU BE SASUKE'S BEST FRIEND? I DONT UNDERSTAND THE KID! HOW COULD HE STAND FROM NOT KILLING SOMEONE SO ANNOYING!! If i were him, I would have been very, very happy to kill you for the Mangekyou Sharengan!"

"Hmmm... I've heard of that Sharengan from Kakashi-sensei... But I know Something just as bad! MASS 'ENGLISH NATURO' REPLICATION!!" Naruto used shadow clones-- English style!! "BELIEVE IT!" they repeated over and over, surrounding Itachi. He took out one hundred at a time, but Naruto kept making more.

"DAMN YOU!!" he screamed, trying to find the real one to stop the torture.

He had killed about 20 million when he found there were only about a million left. Still screaming "Believe it" they attacked him. He killed them. He looked for Naruto and found him on the floor, rocking back and forth muttering:

"Make it stop!" over and over.

(My idea. Joe isn't even there yet. I'm the one that reads the Manga. )

Lets start this again!

Naruto was trying to figure out how he had entered the genjutsu in the first place, since he hadn't looked at Itachi's eyes at all through the whole time they were fighting.

"How can I be in a genjutsu... I made sure not to look at your eyes!

"The genjutsu started when I pointed at you. I can start genjutsu just with this finger."

Then Naruto cuts Itachi's finger off and eats it. Itachi doesn't notice until he looks down.

"NOOO!!!!!!!" he screams

(Joe's idea.)

Obviously he hasn't read it. Because then he would know that Itachi wouldnt care if he bit off his finger, because it wasn't Itachi. Itachi was controlling someone else. Yura! Right?

Lizzy: You can tell that I really REALLY hate English version Naruto... Then again... doesn't everybody? R&R!!!

This is a quote from me. I mixed up the name of my town, took out some letters, added some letters and spaces, and added "I live" to it.

"I live in slow pain."

There might be another one of these. My brother and I were bored and talking about Itachi, so I started it off.

"Dude, Joe.." I said.

"What?" Joe asked, pausing the tv.

" "Foolish little brother, why are you so weak?", "because I lack hatred?" " I started.

" 'Noooooo!!! Who the fuck gave you that idea???!!?" Joe finished.

Then we burst out laughing and I typed it out. So R&R. I'm giving both my brother and myself credit for this. BTW: Joe is my older brother, so when I asked him "Foolish older brother, why are you so weak?" he laughs in my face... and i punch him! Lol, no. I wish! He'd kick my ass if I tried that.

Again, please: R&R

-Lizzy