Sonic was walking to school in his white Vans.
"Damn Sonic, back at it with those white Vans." said Tails holding up his phone. The video was uploaded to Vine.
"Shut the fuck biatch!" shouted Sonic like some asshole playing Graal.
"Why do you hate me Sonic?" asked Tails crying.
"Because you are a little bitch." said Sonic walking off.
"Fine, I'm gonna change." Tails thought to himself.
"Sure you are." said Sonic reading his mind.
Tails ran off crying.
Sonic entered the building, and people began to clap.
"There is the hedgehog that saved us." said a female hedgehog with rainbow colored hair.
"Yeah that's me." said Sonic.
"Damn Sonic back at it again with those white Vans." said Knuckles.
"Why does everyone keep saying that?" asked Sonic.
"We saw the Vine Tails posted, and thought it was so LOL random." said the rainbow Hedgehog.
"Whatever." said Sonic walking into his English Class.
"OK, class today we are going to learn about a Sonnet." said Mrs. Heinberg.
"Shakespeare wrote Sonnets usually for people he lusted over." said Mrs. Heinberg.
"However I wish you please would not write your poem for someone you lust over."
"I bet it is because you are divorced." said Knuckles as everyone began to laugh.
Mrs. Heinberg throw a book at Knuckles causing him to black out.
"Be quite dumbass!" shouted Mrs. Heinberg at the top of her lungs.
The whole class was frightened, and one student shat himself.
"Anyways please write me one Sonnet." said Mrs. Heinberg.
Sonic punched Knuckles in the nuts causing him to wake up.
"Ow bitch." said Knuckles punching Sonic in the gut.
Sonic began to cough.
Sonic the kicked Knuckles in the nuts.
"Come on that is cheap." said Knuckles.
Mrs. Heinberg threw another book at Sonic and Knuckles causing both to pass out.
"Shut the fuck up!" shouted Mrs. Heinberg in a loud booming voice.
Sonic woke up at the end of class.
Sonic ran to PE.
"Hey Tails." said Sonic.
"Go fuck yourself." said Tails.
"What did you say bitch?" said Sonic.
Tails pushed Sonic.
"Go fuck yourself." said Tails.
Sonic grabbed Tails' head, and began to slam him into his locker. Sonic forced Tails body. His bones began to break, and he was all twisted up. His bones were bending in ways they should not have been able to.
"I saved your ass, I am the hero." said Sonic.
"What are you doing?" asked the PE teacher.
"Wait it's you. Damn Sonic back at it again with those white Vans." said the PE teacher walking off.
"See no one cares m8." said Sonic slamming the locker shut.
After school.
"I should probably take you to a hospital." said Sonic grabbing his friend, and he ran to the hospital.
The next day.
"Damn Tails back at it again with that white gauze." said Sonic.
"I need you to come closer." said Tails.
"Yeah." said Sonic going closer.
"Give me my pouch." said Tails.
Sonic gave Tails his pouch.
"Take out the green thing, and feed it to me."
Sonic did just that.
Tails then jumped up, and did a air hump.
"Alright, let's go." said Tails.
"What was that thing?" asked Sonic.
"A weed bean." said Tails.
"Look I am sorry for almost killing you." said Sonic.
"It's cool." said Tails.
"Tails are you ok." said Cream running up to him.
"Yeah I am fine." said Tails as the two began to make out.
Sonic began to feel a boner growing, and began to touch his dick.
"Back off you sick freak." said Cream as she punched Sonic and ran off with Tails.
"I am getting tired of this shit." Sonic thought.
"Damn Sonic back at it with those white Vans." said Espio.
"Hey what is up Espio?" asked Sonic.
"I thought you would be visiting Tails. Usher wants to see you." said Espio.
"Why would I wanna see that asshat?" asked Sonic.
"Money for weed." said Espio lighting up a joint.
"True, let's go." said Sonic grabbing Espio and teleporting off.
Usher was crying in his mansion.
"I lost all my fucking clients." said Usher.
Sonic and Espio both appeared before Espio.
"Yo what up Usher." said Sonic.
"Um not much homie." said Usher.
"So I heard you wanted to talk to me." said Sonic.
"Yeah I wanna offer you a deal." said Usher.
"I wanna make you famous." said Usher.
"I do not need you." said Sonic.
"Look Sonic you are only internet famous. You need someone to represent you." said Usher.
Sonic's phone rang.
"Yo this is Kanye West, I wanna represent you." said Kanye.
"Bye." said Sonic teleporting away.
"No my only hope." said Usher crying.
Kanye's mansion was filled with statues of himself, and the place was running with bitches.
"We wanna make Subvana a legend." said Kanye.
"Espio you in." said Sonic.
"What is your offer?" asked Espio.
"I feel here we are a family, so I request a 30% publishing fee." said Kanye.
"That's actually a really good deal." said Espio.
"Make it 25%." said Sonic trying too haggle.
"Sure if I was dumb." said Kanye.
"Fine we will take the deal." said Sonic signing the contract.
"Alright, the first thing I wanna do is strike a deal with Vans." said Kanye.
"Damn Sonic Vans." said Sonic.
"Exactly." said Kanye.
"That is Swaggin." said Espio.
Espio and Sonic both fist bumped.
"We just need to get your other two members here." said Kanye.
"On it. " said Sonic making Vector and Charmy appear.
"Alright let's start recording." said Kanye