Tokyo Mew Mew goes Host

Me: I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Kisshu: Give it a break

Me: How'd you get in my room u perv?!

Kisshu:…..

Me: Il slap you if anything is misplaced

Kisshu: Relax! I've been good……..mostly

Me: What did you touch?

*Kisshu gulps*

Kisshu: Y-Your DS, your TV and your cat

Me: YOU WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!?

*Chases Kisshu with a knife*

Kisshu: KisshuXIchigo4Eva does not own anything!

Me: THAT'S IT!!! RUB IT IN YOU MEANY!!!

This story takes place 4 years later, Ichigo and the other mews live normal-well semi-normal lives, Ichigo still has her animal traits, which is unknown to her team, she is also still pestered by Kisshu, which is where our story begins…..in Ichigo's room

Ichigo was sleeping soundly…until she felt wait on top of her, she weakly opened her cocoa eyes to see the locks of green dangling over her face, two gold eyes hazily opened

"Morning Konecko-Chan! How'd you sleep?"

He asked

Ichigo was embarrassed as it was…..but she saw hw was only in….boxers!, what the hell happened last night????

"Oh it looks like you're still woozy from the little argument we had!"

Now Ichigo was confused

"You basically agreed to playing our game!"

Game? What game? What does he-OH GOD! HE DIDN'T!!!!

She thought as she looked she was clad in her bra and pants!….that did it

"KISSHU!!!!!!!!!WHAT THE HELL DID U DO TO ME???????????!!!"

She screamed in fury

"Ok you have me all wrong Kitty cat!"

He said innocently

"Then why am I half naked?"

She pointed out

"It was a heat-wave yesterday…you were complaining to Mint and Zakuro about sleeping the party in, I was lonely so decided to drop by, you were sweating, so I cooled you down, my abnormal body heat was cooler and I guess I fell asleep…..you never complained when I was rubbing your back!"

Kisshu sad receiving a bonk on the head

"YOU STUPID IDIOTIC BAKA OF AN ALIEN!!!!CANT U LEAVE ME IN PEACE FOR A MOMENT!!!!"

She screeched earning a playful laugh from the care-free alien

"Oh relax! I swear you have not changed one bit in the 4 years that I've known you in!"

He laughed cuddling her

Well mr Perv because you're not going to see me for 6 weeks! So ha!

Ichigo mentally sighed

"So are you hungry Konecko?"

He asked putting on a blue top and some khaki shorts

"Kisshu…..whose clothes are those?"

Ichigo said with a clueless expression on her face, Kisshu thought it was the most adorable thing ever!

"Don't threat I didn't kill anyone!, your father lent me them!"

Ichigo's eyes shot open

"M-My f-father????"

She said shocked, Kisshu wasn't really bothered

"He thought I was in a costume, and he said that I was an outstanding young man!"

Ichigo was trying to process this

"So will you dress yourself?……or will I?"

Slap

Kisshu walked out with a hand mark on his cheek

"Damn she hits hard!"

He said as he went down and joined Shinatro

"She isn't a morning person…sorry son.."

He patted Kisshu on the back

"Err Thank you sir…"

Kisshu said awkwardly, it was odd talking to a human

"You don't need to call me sir, id rather you call me Shinatro or father"

He said winking, at that minute Sakura, Ichigo's mother came in

"And I rather you call me Sakura ok?"

She smiled patting his head, causing him to blush faintly, Shinatro saw this and laughed

"Sorry Kish was it?, but the woman in our family are famous for their kindness"

Kisshu smiled at Shinatro

"Hey wonder what's taking Ichigo?"

He said worriedly

"Hmm don't know…."

Shinatro admitted

"Shinatro, I'm going to see if Kit-Err Ichigo is awake yet!"

He said correcting him self as he went up and saw that Ichigo was dressed and ready, he teleported behind her giving her a s

SLAP!!!!

Kisshu again left with a red slap on his cheek

"Damn strong girl!"

He said, only this time he waited outside of her room, he heard her going into her drawer…..he didn't know which drawer, so he silently teleported in, and to his utmost happiness she was naked,, she didn't put her bra on she just slipped a hot pink tank top with the words "hot chick " on it, a pair of tight dark jeans on and finally a whit jacket with an 'M' for marvellous on it, She turned round and screamed, went over to hit him and slammed the door behind her

"Why are girls so temperamental???"

He said as he walked downstairs

Ichigo announced she was going and sped off before anyone *cough Alien cough* could say anything

Well I hope ur happy with the first chapter J

Il write more unless………you hate it? L

It will get funnier I assure you!

R&R!

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