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A/N: Let us pretend that this never happened.
"Ne, Atobe?"
Atobe Keigo looked down at the mop of blonde hair resting in his lap, "Yes?"
"If I were an animal what do you think I'd be?"
The proud heir quirked an eyebrow at the random question. "You would be whatever kind of animal you wanted to be because Ore-sama would not stand for any less."
He admired the curve of a smile as it spread.
"Could I be a Gryphydragon?"
The other brow shot up. "Would you like to be one?"
The small boy turned his face away from the kung-fu movie on the television screen to look up at him.
"I think it would be fun! What animal is more amazing than a Gryphydragon?"
Atobe returned the sweet smile, "Then you would be a Gryphydragon."
"Really? Sugoi!!" Jirou launched himself at the buchou, arms wrapping around his neck as he kissed him excitedly on the lips.
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"So Atobe said I could be a Gryphydragon! Isn't that the best?!" Jirou bounced on the balls of his feet as he stood on the side of the tennis courts recounting the previous days conversation to a grumpy looking Shishido Ryo.
Shishido scowled at him, "What the hell is a Gryphydragon?"
"It's the baby of a Gryphon, Hydra and Dragon threesome of course!"
Shishido turned his attention back to the match going on in front of them figuring it was best to simply not question the singles two player.
"Chou! Guess what, guess what! Atobe said I could be a Gryphydragon!"
Choutarou smiled innocently at his senpai as he approached the two third years. "That's wonderful!"
"Oh I know, we should figure out what kind of animal 'Shido would be!" Jirou continued jovially.
Shishido opened his mouth to protest but was cut off by Atobe as he called from the bench under the tree off to their left, "Jirou, what are you doing?"
"Telling Chou and 'Shido about me being a Gryphydragon!"
Atobe fell silent for a moment, "Come sit in the shade before you get sunburnt."
Jirou happily skipped over to snuggle into Atobe's side on the bench. If he was a Gryphydragon then Atobe was his Chibaslyphinx mate. He'd always take care of him.