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Special Victims Unite!

A heroic tale of the HtoL and how they save the world from a serial rapist mutant super villain.

It was a dark and stormy night. Alexandra Cabot just barely managed to make it up to Olivia's apartment, there was not a spot on her body that did not hurt. She was terrified of what Olivia would say when she found out she got drunk she let a fat man rape her but she didn't know where else to turn. Shivering, she knocked on the door. It was open.

Alex stumbled inside.

"Liv..." her voice came out cracked

"Liv...?"

Alex entered the bedroom.

"Livvy!"she gasped. Olivia was tied face down to the bed naked and there was a bleeding gash on her head. Her body looked battered. Running towards her Alex tripped over a naked man on the floor. He moaned.

"You bastard!!!" she yelled, ready scratch his eyes out. But then he looked up at her.

"Elliot?!, dear lord Elliot what happened!? And what's that banana doing... there!?"

But before he could answer she remembered Olivia. Quickly she untied the ropes.

"Ally" Olivia whispered, her chocolaty eyes clouded with tears.

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The next morning after they the three of them gave their statements they retreated to one of the interrogation rooms for coffee.

"I can't believe all three of us got raped by the same prep on the same night!" Elliot groaned, "I'm going to kill him". He slammed his fist down on the table.

"It was the Big Mac Rapist, I just know it!, you should have gotten him locked up Alex!"

"Hey if you guys would have done you job and got me some useable evidence I would have!" Alex snapped back.

Olivia stared at Alex chest.

"We need to get this guy of the street" she murmured

"But how!? Olivia, this guy is a ghost!, I can't prosecute a ghost"

"A big fat disgusting ghost!"Elliot added. "I will hunt him down and kill him!!!!!"

All of a sudden that seemed like a rather good idea.

"We could be superheroes" Elliot suggested "a real team, The Holy Trinity of... uhm L-words! Because all our names have an L! Dicky has some cool comic books we can use for inspiration"

"Dicky?" Alex smirked.

"L-word?! Isn't that like... gay?"Olivia inquired

"Yeah, comic book heroes are sooo gay Elli!" Alex agreed.

"Fine! How about the Holy Trinity of, of Lust for vengeance how's that?"

"I can live with that"

"Yeah Lust is good" And after a last peek at Alex' chest Olivia landed her empty Starbucks cup in the trashcan across the room with the grace of a professional basketball player.

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"Does this spandex make my ass look big?" Elliot asked.

"It looks Lovely El" Olivia replied

"Almost as good as Liv's" Alex slowly moved her gaze up Olivia's burgundy spandex covered body until sapphire orbs met caramel ones.

"You are so beautiful" Olivia gasped "The dark blue spandex is... it's..." her hand moved over the big white logo on Alex chest. AL it said.

"Look at me!!!" Elliot shouted! He flexed his biceps and puffed up his chest sporting a big black EL logo. He looked like a shiny orange King Kong.

"Yes great Elliot go get us some Chinese" Olivia had Alex pressed against the wall, the big baby bleu OL on her heaving bosom firmly against Alex' AL. Their ruby lips so close to touching.

"Ladies! As much as I enjoy watching you to eat we have a perp to murder here!" Elliot was right for once.

The trio put on their berets. Elliot had insisted they made them look touch like real marines, like himself. And they did set of the shininess of their outfits nicely completing the superhero look.

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Into the night they went, on a mission to check out every fast food restaurant down town. Each with several semi automatic handguns strapped to their body and a machete on their back. This was the reason they had decided against capes, they would only get in the way of the machete action. Elliot had pouted a bit but after both Alex and Olivia assured him no-cap-look really emphasized the tightness of his ass he had reluctantly agreed.

It was a long night. They had hit every burger joint they could think of and the Big Mac Rapist hadn't been in any of them. Dawn was upon the city, the twilight made them feel woozy. Alex sat down on the steps of some building. Olivia joined her and rested her head on her shoulder.

" I'm so tired" she yawned.

But Elliot was not ready to give up yet and bounced impatiently across the sidewalk glowing extra orangey in the dawns early light.

"Is it a monkey? Is it a basketball? NOOO its some incompetent cop with a bad temper!!!"

There he was!! Right in front of them in all his greasy overweight glory! The Big Mac Rapist!

"couldn't get enough of me huh kids?" he mocked with a slightly effeminate voice that matched his gogo boots.

"And you dressed up for me, oh I'm so horny now! Btw, your ass looks absolutely fabulous in orange spandex detective Stabler"

"Where the hell did you come from!" Elliot yelled angrily

"Oh now if I told you that would ruin the surprise for next time, I like you guys I plan to party with you a few more times before I slaughter you and make you into crabby patties."

With that he knocked Elliot over the head with an empty beer bottle that magically appeared in his grubby hand. Then he proceeded to rip of Alex costume and took one of the luscious globes exposed into his mouth. She screamed in horror.

"HELP ME OLIVIA!!!"

Olivia felt her body starting to shake with anger, that gelatinous mass devouring the sweet pale flesh around Alex' hardening nipple infuriate her, his filthy greasy hands all over the helpless naked body, unable to fight against this heavy glob covering her turned her stomach. For a split second that seemed to last forever she was paralysed with a stinging jealousy as she watched his big hands slide down that quivering milky belly towards she soft blond bush.

But then she quickly got herself together and unsheathed her machete. With wild angry strokes she slashed into the fat body.

He was surprised for a moment. But then he turned his attention to Olivia, who was still frantically hacking away. It was remarkably difficult to hit any vital organs with all that fat in the way. Soon he had slapped the machete out of her hand and wrestled her to the ground.

"Okay sweetheart, I'l l do you first if it's this important to you" he whispered in her ear, blood dripping from his mouth.

But then there was a loud bang!

The mass on Olivia went limp.

"Oh Elliot!! you saved us!!! how can we ever repay you!!!!" Alex and Olivia exclaimed with joy.

Elliot had shot the perp in the head resulting in his long overdue demise.

A new super hero team was born: the HToL!!!!

The City would be a lot safer from now on!

Then our trio decided they were hungry and, each woman clinging to one of Stablers strong, muscular arms, went for bagels.

TBC.