I think Me and Naoko somehow got drunk on pepsi then we watched Pingu.
Yep...
Once upon a time, there was an igloo in the middle of Nootwhere
In the igloo lived ItaNoot. He was a very playful penguin who Noots.
One day, ItaNoot was sleeping when suddenly, Doitnoot smashed his bedroom door open.
"ITANOOT! YOU NOOT TO TRAIN! GET UP!"
"WAHH! I'm sorry DoitNoot! I'm getting up noot!"
ItaNoot got up from bed, still tired. But DoitNoot was scaring ItaNoot, so he nooted himself to get up. They both go outside of the igloo, where Nootpan was waiting.
"Oh! There you are, DoitNoot, ItaNoot. I thought you weren't coming out for traning!"
"ItaNoot was over-nooting again..."
"Waaah! Please don't hit me DoitNoot! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
DoitNoot sighed. "Let's just train then you can do whatever the Noot you want..."
However, what the AxNoot didn't know was that the Allied Nootes was spying on them from a bush!
"What the Noot are they doing?" Nootmerica nooted.
"Stop Nooting so loud! They might hear us, you noot!" EngNoot whispered, smacking the back of Nootmerica's head.
"OhNootNootNoot, you guys are so funny when you fight," FraNoot laughed.
"Shut up, you noot!" EngNoot shouted.
"Nootyah! Stop fighting, they will hear us aru!" ChiNoot attempted to stop the angry noots from EngNoot, Nootmerica and FraNoot, but failed.
"NootNoot..." RusNoot muttered, a dark, Nooty aura surrounding him.
"Huh? I heard a noot!" Nootpan stopped running, trying to locate the source of the Noot.
"I didn't hear anyNoot..." DoiNoot stated. Suddenly, someone's cries were heard.
"NOOOOOOT! HELP ME! IT'S THE NOOTED FORCES!" ItaNoot screamed, running towards DoitNoot and Nootpan at full speed. "THEY'RE BEHIND THE BUSH!"
DoitNoot and Nootpan gasped, as they got their weapons out. Slowly and steadily, they walked up to the single bush. aiming gun and katana at it. The bush suddenly rustled, soon showing all of the Allied Nootes fighting with each other.
"YOU NOOTING NOOT!" EngNoot screeched, attempting to pull off FraNoot's hair.
"OW OW OW OW! THAT'S MY BEATIFUL HAIR! DON'T NOOT IT!"
"Ha ha ha ha! I'll save you FraNoot, because I'M THE HENOOT!" Nootmerica announced loudly, as always.
"You should all just become Noot with me!" RusNoot nooted.
"Nootyah! I give up aNoot!" ChiNoot cried, standing up and walking straight into Nootpan and DoitNoot.
"What are you doing here." DoitNoot asked, staring at all of them with devilish eyes.
"I- I- ITS DOITNOOT!" ChiNoot whimpered.
"Ha ha ha!" Nootmerica laughed. "In situations like this, you just NOOTING RUUUUUN!"
All of the Allied Nootes ran away, leaving DoitNoot, Nootpan and ItaNoot to train in peace.
Noot end.