A few weeks after Aizen left the seireitei he decided to create Arrancars with the hogyoku and advanced arrancars Called Espada. Some of them are silent, never talk, sleep 24/7, and are Badasses. So I'm going to introduce them to you! #1 Starrk, Do you know how I said some Epadas sleep 24/7? Well he's the only one that never gets off his ass.
#2 Barragan is really old to be in the Espada and I don't get Why Azien would create an old Espada when he looks like he should be in a retirement home. He's too damn old.
#3 Halibel, she is the only girl Espada and she is the only mature one. She's silent too, that's what I think. Have you noticed that Nel was the other girl Espada and Nnoitra hated her, and now Nnoitra doesn't hate Halibel? I don't get it.
#4 Ulquiorra, he's the silent emo freak who uses green marker to draw on his face. That's all I know about him.
#5 Nnoitra, Some people around the world call him the spoon, and he is so inpatient, like he can't wait to kill someone! Wow… and he's weird! His sword is so god damn long where's the sheath for it!
#6 Grimmjow, now he's the badass. I think he's the fastest espada because in one of the episodes he punches Ichigo so god damn fast! I think he is on pills, but he is the coolest espada there.
#7 Zommari, he is so weird I swear he's like a monster cause when he's turning into his released form he freakin' floats, his sword bends, and he turns into a floating thing with eyeballs everywhere on his body!
#8 Szayel, I wonder if he was born with pink hair, or if he dyed it pink? I think he is weirder then Zommari. I call him pink freak… he swallows his sword and goes fat that's kind of weird.
#9 Aaroniero(or whatever it is), He is a jar head. Like I can imagine one of the skulls saying 'Wtf'. Why did Azien create an espada with a jar head? Oh my god, like, I bet you the liquid in the jar is beer and the one with the deep voice is always drunk, and the squeaky one is high and drunk, so there probably drunkards together.
#10 Yammi, he is so fat and so muscular! I bet he eats chicken and corn all day cause it looks like he's constipated! when he sits on his chair and it looks squished, and when he turns into his released form he looks like he's filled with poop and it won't come out… so it's building up inside of him so he grows bigger that's why he's the most powerful espada. His number on his arm turns into a #0. That's all I know about the espada now let's move on to the story.
One day when all of the espada were sleeping, Azien prayed that none of his espada will die. The next morning halibel is making pancakes for breakfast. When all of the other espada woke up they are all sitting around the breakfast table waiting for halibel to serve the pancakes, Aizen set some tea cups on the table and Yammi throws the tea cup across the room and hit halibel right on top the head,
"Hurry up, a big man can't wait!" Yammy said
"Wait your turn, fat man!" Halibel replied. Halibel served everyone, except Starrk wouldn't get up cause he is the laziest. Nnoitra wouldn't shut up about how there was no maple syrup on the table so Halibel threw the syrup at him and now he won't stop complaining how much that hurt him.
So breakfast was over and grimmjow was stuck with Ulquiorra for the daily patrol. Grimmjow started talking with ulqiorra and grimmjow asked,
"Who is your favourite espada?" and ulquiorra said,
"You, of course!" grimmjow replied,
"R-really?" his heart rate pumping so fast, and he just had to hug him! So Ulquiorra pulls his hands out of his pockets and hugs back.
After patrol they all headed back to the base and waited for the others, and when they all got back we waited for Starrk and lord Aizen.
'where are they?' halibel thought,