SELPHIE: Trains!
SEPHIROTH: MURDER!
SELHPIE: TRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNS!
SEPHIROTH: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!
SELPHIE: You're absolutely no fun at all, Sephiroth! And PUT DOWN THAT SEVERED HEAD!
SEPHIROTH: But I LOVE my mommy-**kiss**
SELHPIE: EEEEW! YOU'VE GOT PURPLE SLIME CRAP ALL OVER YER LIPS!
SEPHIROTH: Your cuteness offends me...
SELPHIE: TRAINS!
SEPHIROTH: Yes, I realize we are at a Train Station...
SELPHIE: ::squealing:: Trains! Wanna hear my Train Song?
SEPHIROTH: No.
SELPHIE: Okay, it goes like this...
SELPHIE: (stmping her feet and clapping in a hoedown beat) TRAINS TRAINS I LOVE TRAINS, YESSIR, I DO! TRAINS TRAINS--
SEPHIROTH: (rasiing sword to the sky) HOJO! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
SELPHIE: Yee haw! Trains, trains, TRAAAAAAAAINNNNNS!
SEPHIROTH: Dearest girl, silence, or I will have to rearrange your twisted little face.
SELPHIE: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
USAGI: ExCUSE me, that is a COPYRIGHTED wail!
SELPHIE: okay, fine...BOO HOO HOO! IRVINE SAID I'M PRETTY!
SEPHIROTH: And then he slipped the roofies in your ginger ale.
SELPHIE: (stops crying) Whaa...? How'd you know?
SEPHIROTH: I slipped roofies in his ginger ale...
SELPHIE: WHAT?
SEPHIROTH: Didn't you know? Your buddy Kid Rock goes both ways.
SELPHIE: NO!
SEPHIROTH: In fact, he goes every which way but forward, if ya know what i mean...
SELPHIE: AUGH!
SEPHIROTH: Ahahahaha! Now you will be forced to break up with him!
SELPHIE: Why?
SEPHIROTH: I just told do you why...!?
SELPHIE: ::ponders all this:: You know what...
SEPHIROTH: What? You're going to break up with that so-called Pimp?...
SELPHIE: I LOVE TRAINS! ::sings:: TRAINS~ They take you places! TRAINS~ How I love them- TRAI~...
SEPHIROTH: SILENCE, insolent child! Your pathetic love of trains offends me!
SELHPIE: Tee hee, your just jealous `cause I'm cuter... and I have a WEBPAGE! HA HA HA!
SEPHIROTH: _; I almost took over the world! So you're webpage means nothing to me! Besides, what drugs are you on to think your cuter!
SELHPIE: Tee hee, I saw Cloud in a skirt... But, you know... I like trains...
SEPHIROTH: MURDER!
SELHPIE: TRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNS!
SEPHIROTH: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!
SELPHIE: You're absolutely no fun at all, Sephiroth! And PUT DOWN THAT SEVERED HEAD!
SEPHIROTH: But I LOVE my mommy-**kiss**
SELHPIE: EEEEW! YOU'VE GOT PURPLE SLIME CRAP ALL OVER YER LIPS!
SEPHIROTH: Your cuteness offends me...
SELPHIE: TRAINS!
SEPHIROTH: Yes, I realize we are at a Train Station...
SELPHIE: ::squealing:: Trains! Wanna hear my Train Song?
SEPHIROTH: No.
SELPHIE: Okay, it goes like this...
SELPHIE: (stmping her feet and clapping in a hoedown beat) TRAINS TRAINS I LOVE TRAINS, YESSIR, I DO! TRAINS TRAINS--
SEPHIROTH: (rasiing sword to the sky) HOJO! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
SELPHIE: Yee haw! Trains, trains, TRAAAAAAAAINNNNNS!
SEPHIROTH: Dearest girl, silence, or I will have to rearrange your twisted little face.
SELPHIE: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
USAGI: ExCUSE me, that is a COPYRIGHTED wail!
SELPHIE: okay, fine...BOO HOO HOO! IRVINE SAID I'M PRETTY!
SEPHIROTH: And then he slipped the roofies in your ginger ale.
SELPHIE: (stops crying) Whaa...? How'd you know?
SEPHIROTH: I slipped roofies in his ginger ale...
SELPHIE: WHAT?
SEPHIROTH: Didn't you know? Your buddy Kid Rock goes both ways.
SELPHIE: NO!
SEPHIROTH: In fact, he goes every which way but forward, if ya know what i mean...
SELPHIE: AUGH!
SEPHIROTH: Ahahahaha! Now you will be forced to break up with him!
SELPHIE: Why?
SEPHIROTH: I just told do you why...!?
SELPHIE: ::ponders all this:: You know what...
SEPHIROTH: What? You're going to break up with that so-called Pimp?...
SELPHIE: I LOVE TRAINS! ::sings:: TRAINS~ They take you places! TRAINS~ How I love them- TRAI~...
SEPHIROTH: SILENCE, insolent child! Your pathetic love of trains offends me!
SELHPIE: Tee hee, your just jealous `cause I'm cuter... and I have a WEBPAGE! HA HA HA!
SEPHIROTH: _; I almost took over the world! So you're webpage means nothing to me! Besides, what drugs are you on to think your cuter!
SELHPIE: Tee hee, I saw Cloud in a skirt... But, you know... I like trains...