Irkageddon

Note: I do not own Invader Zim! Rated T for character deaths.

Earth. In the past, people heard that word and thought of sanctuary. Now, people of all species hear it and think of death for one reason: the Irkens have completed Plan Impending Doom 2 on Earth. All the humans are supposedly dead, according to the Irken Government. Everything is dead. All that remain of the plants are piles of ashes. All that remain of the humans and Irken casualties are mangled corpses, victims of the fighting. The Irkens were surprised by two things: The Almighty Tallest Red was a casualty of the fighting, killed by Membrane's Super Destructo Ray. The other thing was that Zim was elected to replace him by Tallest Purple. For killing Tallest Red, the Irkens stuck the head of Membrane on the wall of the skool, the new Irken base on Earth. What only the surviving humans knew was that it was Zim that fired the fatal shot at Tallest Red. The only survivor of the Membrane family was Dib. 14 years after Impending Doom 2 was finished on Earth, Zim came up to Dib, unarmed and told him that he was tired with the ways of the Irkens. So he and Dib created AntiSpooch, a radical human and Zim movement dedicated to the extermination of the Irkens on Earth. Dib was walking down the street when he came to his ruined house. He went to the basement and said:

"In the name of Irk, close the door!" The wall he was facing slid aside and Dib walked through the opening and was greeted by Keef.

"Welcome back Dib,"

"Thank you Keef. Have you seen Zim?"

"Yes sir, he was in the control room,"

"Good. Get him and The Ghost of Gaz. You three meet me in the Council Room,"

In 20 minutes, all the Council was assembled. There was Dib, Leader of AntiSpooch, Zim of the Sabotage, Ghost of Gaz of Information and Keef of Military.

"I must say," Gaz said, "This is the last time I can appear before you,"

"Well the let's do this," Dib said, "Zim, where are your saboteurs?"

"I have put one in each key area of the Armada and one in Tallest Purple's guard. If we can kill Tallest Purple at the beginning of the next battle, the Armada will be in complete disarray and we will be able to defeat them easily,"

"Good theory, but it might not happen. What have you for us Keef?"

"The men are eager for battle and to avenge their families and friends,"

"Good, they will be relieved soon for we attack tonight. Council meeting over!"

That night, humans marched out of the Membrane house with machine guns and daggers. Dib, Zim and Keef carried swords and laser guns. The attack was a complete disaster for AntiSpooch. Irken scouts had seen them coming and Tallest Purple had pressed a button labeled Anti-Traitor. One person in his guard and in each key area fell down dead. Dib screamed in rage and terror when the massive lifted up and started firing on all the humans. Dib saw the body of Keef go flying after being hit by one of the Massive's lasers. Most of AntiSpooch was dead; including Keef and Gaz. Zim had disappeared at the beginning of the battle.

"Fall back!" Dib yelled, "Fall back if you want to live!"

All of a sudden, Dib felt a searing pain in his chest and looked down to see an Irken sword blade withdraw from his chest, spinning him 180 degrees so he could see who ran him through. There was Zim, holding a bloody sword. The last thing Dib heard was the agonizing screams of dying men and Irkens and Zim saying:

"Goodbye, Dib-freak," then all went eternally black.