THE MISADVENTURED OF THE WORLD OF ZELDA!!
Starring: Morter (I'm narrating ^_^)
Tails: My friend (She's odd)
All Majora Mask people
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. If I did, I'd be famous... Hey, can I buy Zelda? LoL! Anyway, enjoy the show, or...like...you won't. Ehehe
Prologue: 72 Hours, gotta save the world, Link's in a coma from drugs, so me and Tails gotta do it. We start in Clock Town and progress via chapters. LETS ROLL!
We looked around at the place called Clock Town, which was evidently connected to a forest. Weird... Anyway, we proceeded to the south and up to the guard that guarded CT (Clock Town, not Connecticut) He blocked us with the Basketball Stance.
Guard: You can't get through here without a weapon!
I took out my trusty 6.3 ft long demonblade. Tails took out a flamethrower.
Guard: Well...err...uhh...Ya still can't get out till you're all tired and stuff and then you are granted entrance to the outside world for no apparent reason!
Me & Tails: -.-;;;
We walked away, obviously aggrivated. We wandered into East Clock Town, seeing as we didn't know where the hell we're going. We stared at all the weird people, such as that deformed mailman and the jugglers. We headed up to North Clock Town.
Me: 3 things. One, there's a person who can't pop a balloon. Two, there's a teletubby IN a balloon. eighteen, I'm about to go postal.
Tails: Don't leave me out! ^_^
Me: (Sighs) Never mind. So what do we do here?
Tails: I dunno. Howsabout we shoot down the teletubby up there?
Me: Ehh...ya got a gun?
Tails: (She takes out an arsenal capable of supplying the earth 5 times in a century long world war) Which one? ^_^
Me: ...umm...why don't you use a bow?
Tails: (sighs) Oh ok, if you gotta be so 21st century and crap. -.- (She takes out a long bow and shoots the balloon down with an explosive arrow, igniting the top of Tingle's costume.
Tingle: AAAAH!! AAAAH! FIIIIIIRE!!!! (He stops abruptly in front of us) Oh hiya there! Are you forest fairies? I'm a forest fairy! I got magic and...stuff. Heehee! Want a map? Only 20 rupees or you do the dance of HAPPINESS with me! ^_^
Me & Tails: O_o;;;
Me: How about a ma--
Tingle: DANCING IT IS!! ^_^ TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA!
Tails holds the barrel of the flamethrower to Tingle's face.
Tails: Listen you little bitch. If you don't give me a map I'm gonna DEEP FRY YOU! GOT IT?!
Tingle nervously hands Tails all the maps he has in his possession.
Tingle: I'm off now! Tingle Tingle, Kooloo Lim--
The sound of flames bursting and the smell of medium rare flesh arises.
Me: O.O I'm not gonna get on your case again.
Tails: You better not! ^_^
So we walk up to the kid thats tryin to pop the balloon. I take out my AK-47 and pop it with 1...hundred bullets. ^_^;;
Jim: Wha? Hey! You popped the balloon!
Tails: Apparently...
Jim: Wanna join my gang? It's called the Bombers!
Me: Ehh, whatever, gotta get this fanfic going somehow...
Jim: HOORAY! Well, all ya gotta do to get the Bombers notebook is play Hide and seek! Then you-
Me: Whoa whoa whoa! Hide and seek? I'm not playing that crappy ass game! (Tails groans) How can I get that book without playing it?
Jim: Ya can't- (I hold AK-47 to his head) be left out of our gang! OF COURSE YOU'RE IN! ^_^;;;;
Me: Sweet...now GIMME!
Jim hands me the Bombers Notebook. I skim thru it, memorize the notebook, incinerate it and walk back to the east)
We walked up to the dude blocking the astro...thingy, I picked him up by the head and tossed him aside (Piccolo, eat yer heart out)
We walk thru, killing the skulltula...
Tails: Mmm...Fried Spider!! ^_^
Me: O_o I shall never mention arachnid around you again...
Tails: Arachnid?! O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: -.-;;
So...anyway, we pop the balloon, with MY superb aim.
Me: TAILS! I'M NARRATING! _
Tails: No...I wanna. So there.
Me: Pff...well, you got bad narration skills.
Tails: Well...I have good aim!
Me: You have the accuracy of an imperial stormtrooper.
Tails: Well, I'm superb!
Me: Superb does not exist in your presence.
Tails: I....you....it....ARGH! Just continue... T_T
Me: ^_^
So we climb the ladder, decapitate the scarecrow (DIE STRAW, DIE!!!) and we run up. I steal the Moons Tear.
Astronomer: Hey, would you like to look through the--(BANG!!)
I shoot him in the head.
Me: I am NOT gonna look at that moon again. Gave me nightmares for weeks.
Tails: (Whispers) Mooooon.
Me: AHH! WHERE?! O.O
So we give it to that Deku Person. Midnight of the third day comes we go up.
Tael: With the 4 places in the North, South, East, West. You get masks, you kill the Skull Kid.
Skull Kid: SHADDAP! Well...if you're gonna kill me, KILL THE MOON! MWAHAHAHA!
Tails takes out a 9mm pistol.
Tails: EAT LEAD, WOOD BOY! (She shoots him repeatedly, and bullets do no damage.
Skull Kid: MWAHAHAHAHA! This mask is bulletproof and 100 percent COTTON!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!...wait. We gotta leave
Tails: Leave it up to me! ^_^
What happens in the next 5 seconds is an event that permenantly injures my eardrum....Tails singing. (Insert dramatic music sequence)
Tails: Duh nuuuuh nuh! Duh nuuuh nuh! Duh nuh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh! DUH NUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUH!
Me: Ahhhh! The horror...make...it stop...the pain...the agony...the ointment! O.O
Tails: Shaddap...
So we warped back in time, we end up in front of the Big Benny (My nick name for the clock)
Tails: Ok lets go!...Mort?
I'm holding my ears, with O.O expression.
Me: Pain...suffering...glue....hurt... O.O
Tails: Shaddap...lets just go.
We walked up to the guard.
Guard: Hey, you can't get out of here without a---hey...hey! HEY! PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOOOOOWN!!! _ AHHHHHH!!!! LOOKS LIKE THE GUARD IS BLASTIN OFF AGAAAAAAIIIIN! *Ding!* (I USED to like pokemon ^_^;;)
Me: Lets just go.
Tails: 'Bout time. Jeez, I can't take this anymore...
AND SO ENDS THEIR FIRST ADVENTURE! Lets get on to the next one ASAP! _