Bromance, hope you all like it. Enjoy! :D First time writing a fanfic~


"What the f*ck happened?"

Pewdie looked around. All he could see is a disturbing black void and a swimming head. Coddammit! Pewdie blinked a trillion times trying to get used to this stupid idiotic white light. Where the f*ck is this sudden white light even coming from?!

A square screen? Holy sh*t! Is that my chair?! My beloved chair sitting so forlorn and saying "Oh Pewdie..I missed your ass on me. Pewdie, where are you?" And then he'll said…

*whump*(something or someone fell from the sky like Mr. Bean)

Pewdie whipped around to see a fuzzy green thing from far. He hesitated to investigate the extra-terrestrial fuzzball, afraid that it might do a bloody jumpscare on him. He step inch by inch until he is a few centimetres away from it. Pewdie poked the weird creature with his…
Holy f*ckin' sh*t! I-I'm furry! A-A-And red! What the f*ck?! Pewdie proceeds with his colorful vocabulary and unintelligent garble. "Woah, I can't even see my pen*s through all this fur." "No sh*t, I have an armour X thingy…to hell with that." "Damn, do I feel silky or what!" Then, he went on with another 10 minutes of praising on his fur coat.

Suddenly the green alien suppressed a groan. "Oh God my head, I felt like I had a hangover." "Am I drunk?" Pewdie knows this voice anywhere, his voice is just too memorable especially his contagious laugh.

"Cry!"

"Pewdie?!"

"Cry!"

Pewdie launched a hug like Angry Birds and hit Cry full blast. They rolled on the floor while laughing for a while then stood up brush imaginary dust off, gave each other a brotherly hug and a friendly pat on the back.

" I can't believe it we're like those characters in Bloody Trapland and look!" "I have the blanket!" Cry waved the yellow blanket mockingly in front of Pewdie.

"Whatever,Cry." Pewdie grinned. Glad that he's not the only one trapped in this hellhole.


Whup, sorry if it's too short. I'm still new at this. Just hope the next update will be longer.