Pokemon Version: Joe
Hello world! my name is joe and today i become a pokemonz traner. It's my tenth b-day and proffesor gum has called me down to the labritory to pick out my very first pokemon. I got up early so that i wouldn't be late, even tho he lives literaly right next door. I walked over to my closet and pulled out a deep blue v-neck that mirrored the ocean with it's intensity (cuz he's sxy)and black skinny jeans that had rips in them becuase thats cool. and a blue bandana with the pokeball simbol in black. I got dressed and headed down stairs and headed to the kitchen to eat my breakfast which was yummy then i headed outside.
It was sunny and the sky was clear and it was day time. I watched some ladios and ladias fly in the sky because proffesor gum had made a special cloud machine that puffed blue sparkily clouds into the sky and attracted all the rare pokemons (I know ladios n ladias rnt leginadries but they cool)
"Oh no!" I said, realizing that i was going to be late "im going to be late!"
I ran ove to the labritory and opened the doors in a cool actiony explosion like enterance (micheal bay would be proud)
"What took you so beeping long?!" questioned proffesor gum
"Ive been waiting for like so long." Proffeer gum was upset but then he didnt really care all that much because what else did he have to do anyway.
"Sorry" I said "i got a little distracted."
"thats okay, why dont you pick up the pokedex on the table and meet me outside for a pokemon catching tutuorial!"
"Fuck that, i know what im doing im not 9 or anything"
"Jeez fine, i just wanted to help."
"It's not your fault proffeser gum" I said patting her/him on the back (Proffeser gum preffers to be called both genders at the same time because you cant tell him how to live her life)
"Yeah well, whatever. I've got some pokemone for you to choose from over here, follow me"
I followed proffesser gum to the back of the labritory but when we got there
"GASP" i cried in whorer
"WHere are the pokeballs proffesser gum!?1/" i QUEWSTIONED IN ASTONISMENT (oops caps lock)
"OH nose! They must have been stolen by those mediling kids Team Digitalmon! Those bassturds have been kidnapping pokemon all over Roughe Region!" (Roughe Region is where this takes place and it's my totaly made up but super awesome pokemon pangea type place so)
"Trainer Joe, youre the only one who can stop them!" Proffesser gum turned to me suddenly
"Me? but i dont even have a pokemon yet?" I said
"Thats okay take this, you can catch a pokemon on the way there, theirs no time to loose!" Proffeser gum handed me a pokeball and shoved me out the door.
Will out hero defeat the evil team digitalmon or will he fail? Join us next time on the next chapeter of Pokemon Version: JOE!