Writing prompt! 2x02, Finn seems like he's having a little trouble being around Rachel when she's dressed like Britney Spears. What's going on inside his head? One shot.
Finn POV
Ok, so what lesson are we !earning at this pont? Because I'm just really confused abnout what's going on in the choir room. Except about one thing.
Sitting next to me is my girlfriend, Rachel Berry. And she's very hot right now. You know how I know that? BECAUSE I CAN SEE DOWN HER SHIRT. Okay, normally training bras aren't sexy, but Rachel's boobs aren't like Santana's or Mercedes's, they're just Rachel's. And right now I'm really turned on by them. I wonder if I'll ever get to touch her boobs. I doubt it.
See, last week Rachel and I were making out after she helped me with my math homework, and my bed's really small for the two of us, so I usually just hang off the side of my bed. I go to adjust myself, and Rachel acts like I tried to mug her or something. Not that I ever would mug her! Obviously. But she jumped like something had scared her and pulled away from me. So unless God's looking out for me, and he won't, 'cause Rachel's Jewish, then I will not have sex until I'm in my mid to late twenties.
Moving on, I'm still staring at Rachel when I hear Artie. He's personifying Rachel! I don't think that's the word, though.
"Hey, hey, hey!" I say quickly and loudly. This girl is my girl. And no one can say stuff like that, even me.
Rachel's giving me a small smile, and I take her hand. Things are starting to come together. I can get back on the football team, I've got a smoking hot girlfriend that has a beautiful voice, and I'm a leader in glee club. Plus Mr. Shue loves me. It's like I have a flashing sign over my head that says: LOVE ME! I WILL BE LOYAL TO YOU FOR FOREVER. But all that really doesn't matter because, right now, Rachel's asking me to give her a ride home, and she's twirling her braid, and I know what that means.
Time to check out of daydream land into the real world. One of my fantasies is about to come true!