Me: I'm back! And look who I brought with me!
May/Drew: Not-
Haruka/Shuu: Haruka and Shuu! (Applause)
Me: I knew bringing evil people would liven the character talks up a bit!
Drew: Hold on…I thought you didn't know they were evil?
Me: How dense do you think I am? I'm not Ash!
Ash: (comes in) I resent that remark.
Me: Can we start? Don't own pokemon, on with the story!
"Cupida!"
May already had her arrow to her bow, but the summons flew her away, leaving her arrow flying aimlessly through the human world. She looked around, disgruntled, at the hall she knew so well. Golden hearts decorated it all over, much to the distaste of the god of love; he couldn't change it though, the former goddess had made it irreversible. He was sitting in a huge golden throne, his emerald hair swaying in the wind he had conjured for his own enjoyment.
"About time. We've got a heartbreak due at three thirty." He looked at her in that arrogant way, she hated him so much, her insides writhed with passionate fury…
"Are you feeling OK? Its just you look really weird, with the entire face-contorting-with-anger thing…"
May stalked off. She was in a bad mood enough; the last thing she needed was a heartbreak. It was easy enough to do; the only thing was the insides of the heartbreakee virtually fell and the tricky part was getting out without being squashed.
But it was her job, so she shrank herself and zoomed into a young girl's ear. She was glad that the girl didn't have the earwax monsters she had to deal with when she broke that old man's heart last Tuesday. Down the windpipe was also hard; you had to dodge the breath or it would knock you off your feet. Now she just had to open a vein, seal it behind her, break the heart and get out quickly all while getting away from the white blood cells.
She did that, and flew safely back to the hall of love, where the god of love, Drew, would order her around. May hated him so much…there had to be some way to get him back for the slave labour he was putting her through…but what could she do? The only thing she knew how to do was make love happen…that was it! Love! She would make him fall in love with a human girl! But who?
She knew. Tiffany. Her boyfriend broke up with her a month ago. Her black, wavy hair fell down to her waist, and her blue eyes were beautifully misty.
May wondered if she wanted to do this…it was a huge revenge. But…when she thought of that gloating smirk…she knocked an arrow to her bow, and through magic of another race, made Drew fall in love with Tiffany.
Me: Short, I know, but that leaves more time to make a character talk! And guess who I brought in!
Drew/May: Don't tell us it's our French counterparts!
Me: Non, mon cornichons!
Drew/May: Le what?
Me: No, my gherkins! It's sort of like 'silly sausages' but in French…
Drew: Ha-ha. Who did you bring then?
May: Please don't tell us they're evil…
Me: They're evil! But they're nothing to do with you, don't worry. We need Brock, Ash and Misty in here though!
(Brock, Ash and Misty come in and sit down)
Me: Meet…
May/Drew: Uh-oh…I can tell what's coming…
Me: Takeshi, Satoshi and Kasumi! Now, I'll just leave you to get acquainted…
May/Drew: This seems familiar…
Haruka/Shuu: You said it.
Takeshi: Hello, Brock, I am Takeshi, your evil Japanese counterpart!
Satoshi: Hello, Ash, I am Satoshi, your evil Japanese counterpart!
Kasumi: Hello, Misty, I am Kasumi, your evil Japanese counterpart!
Ash/Misty/Brock: Erm...
Drew: Ok…see you next chapter! (rushes everybody out)