Disclaimer: Last time I checked, I didn't own Twilight.
Title: Mike's Short, Little Problem
Summary: Mike and Jessica's first time together... with some unexpected, but equally hilarious drawbacks.
Rating: T
Pairing: Mike & Jessica
Time Frame: Post-Twilight — Pre-New Moon
Beta'd By: xx . Miserable-Mandie . xx
A/N: Shorter than a 1Shot, longer than a drabble. It is currently 1:38 am EST and I can't sleep :P, anyway enjoy the 1Shot.
"Sex is like snow;
you never know how many inches you are going to get
or [ how long it is going to last ]."
— Anonymous
7:52 PM
"Mike..." Jessica giggles as Mike presses her down onto the bed.
They were over at her house, and her parents had gone out for the night, so they had it all to themselves.
He grins down at her. They have only been going out for a short time, but felt as if they were ready for sex.
It's not like they were virgins or anything...
Mike kisses her softly. "Are you ready?" He asks.
She nods eagerly.
7:58 PM
An awkward silence hovers between them, both sitting on the furthest, opposite end of the bed. Jessica has the bed sheet pulled up to her neck as she leans against the headboard. Mike is turned onto his side, his cheeks could nearly rival Bella's on a bad day.
Jessica opens her mouth a few times, getting ready to say something.
She finally does. "Mike, seriously?" She asks incredulously. "Shut up," he grumbles, his cheeks turning, if possible, even more red.
"Mike, you are eighteen, not eighty, I can't believe you couldn't get it up!" She's nearly laughing now.
"Shut. Up." He says, a little more forcefully.
She continues on, mercilessly. "And your dick! I mean, that shriveled up thing you call a dick, seriously, what was that? Like, three inches?!" She doesn't try to hold in her laughter any longer.
"Shut. Up."
"Honestly though, I think I have tampons bigger than –"
"SHUT. UP!"
It's silent after that and they both know one thing.
One very important thing.
Within the next two days, Forks High School will know about Mike's short, little problem.