The Donut Trilogy
Part One: Changes
A long time do ago, in a donut shop far, far away.....
Han casually paced back and forth in front of the large case of scrumptious donuts. Unable to decide what to bring his comrades for breakfast...
"I'll take a dozen glaze please" he said with an irritated tone, the chocolate sprinkled donuts mocking him.
"I hope you aren't going to eat these all by yourself sir; you'll put on a few pounds and the princess will go after Luke" Han shook his head and quickly glanced up at the cashier.
"Did you say something?" he asked him bewildered. "No sir, would you like some coffee with these donuts?" "I guess". Han strolled out of the Space Sprinkles Donut Shop and headed toward the Falcon where he saw Luke maneuvering his saber.
"Morning Han, I see you've brought my favorite donuts," said Luke, greedily opening the case and carefully picking out the most succulent of the glaze donuts. "Hey Kid, do you think I'm fat?"
"Now that you mention it, you do look a bit on the chunky side, and there don't seem to be dozen glaze in here...HAN?!"
"Now Luke, you know how hard it is to walk 3 blocks carrying a case of a dozen donuts without pinching a few...yeah and then a gang of Mon Cals attacked me and they stole 5 donuts!! The horror!" said Han.
Too busy devouring his fluffy donut Luke ignored the oh-so-obvious lie and went back to maneuvering his saber.
"Do you think Leia will still find me a desirable scoundrel even with a few extra pounds?" asked Han a bit worried and regretful that he even thought of buying donuts in the first place.
"I don't know Han, remember the time you and Chewie raided that Sweet Factory, Leia wouldn't so much as sit next to you for fear you'd fall on top of her and smother her."
Luke then mimicked Leia... "The Bed just isn't even anymore, you scruffy looking nerfherder! The tilt is just too great!"
"Hey show a little more respect for your elders you little Jedi Shrimp" said Han obviously annoyed with poor Luke.
"That's it, the Force is upset with you now!!!!!!!!" hollered Luke as he let out an Ewok battle cry and waved his hand.
"Welcome to the life of a glazed donut, Han Solo!"
Part One: Changes
A long time do ago, in a donut shop far, far away.....
Han casually paced back and forth in front of the large case of scrumptious donuts. Unable to decide what to bring his comrades for breakfast...
"I'll take a dozen glaze please" he said with an irritated tone, the chocolate sprinkled donuts mocking him.
"I hope you aren't going to eat these all by yourself sir; you'll put on a few pounds and the princess will go after Luke" Han shook his head and quickly glanced up at the cashier.
"Did you say something?" he asked him bewildered. "No sir, would you like some coffee with these donuts?" "I guess". Han strolled out of the Space Sprinkles Donut Shop and headed toward the Falcon where he saw Luke maneuvering his saber.
"Morning Han, I see you've brought my favorite donuts," said Luke, greedily opening the case and carefully picking out the most succulent of the glaze donuts. "Hey Kid, do you think I'm fat?"
"Now that you mention it, you do look a bit on the chunky side, and there don't seem to be dozen glaze in here...HAN?!"
"Now Luke, you know how hard it is to walk 3 blocks carrying a case of a dozen donuts without pinching a few...yeah and then a gang of Mon Cals attacked me and they stole 5 donuts!! The horror!" said Han.
Too busy devouring his fluffy donut Luke ignored the oh-so-obvious lie and went back to maneuvering his saber.
"Do you think Leia will still find me a desirable scoundrel even with a few extra pounds?" asked Han a bit worried and regretful that he even thought of buying donuts in the first place.
"I don't know Han, remember the time you and Chewie raided that Sweet Factory, Leia wouldn't so much as sit next to you for fear you'd fall on top of her and smother her."
Luke then mimicked Leia... "The Bed just isn't even anymore, you scruffy looking nerfherder! The tilt is just too great!"
"Hey show a little more respect for your elders you little Jedi Shrimp" said Han obviously annoyed with poor Luke.
"That's it, the Force is upset with you now!!!!!!!!" hollered Luke as he let out an Ewok battle cry and waved his hand.
"Welcome to the life of a glazed donut, Han Solo!"