Katherine's Poke Talk

by Dimunda

A story out of complete boredom. I have my own talk thingie with my pokemon, Dimundo, Pearlindo, PichuPichu, and more. Its about how they all get along with each other and are nice to each other every day. that's a bunch of bull. anyway, READ! AND REVIEW!

Ok this is my new story. The characters for this chapter are:

Dimundo-Dialga

PichuPichu-Raichu

Pearlindo-Palkia

Jake-Vaporeon

Angel-Glaceon

Me-Katherine- human

Me: Welcome to Katherine's Poke Talk Show! I'm Katherine! Today we're going to talk about um uh…..

Pearlindo: Don't tell me you don't know what to talk about! It's your own show, for Pete's sake!

PichuPichu: Pearlindo, you need to shut up!

Dimundo: Why did you catch him, Katherine?

Me: Hey don't come back to me on this. Besides, I didn't think he'd be this annoying!

Pearlindo: I'm not annoying (Pearlindo grabs a mirror) I'm handsome.

Angel: Yeah you're just as handsome as a Magikarp is strong!

Pearlindo: (looking satisfied) thank you. Wait a minute!

Jake: (gets to Angel's ear) Does he realize what you said?

Angel: (shrugs her shoulders)

Me: Ok why'd ya'll leave me?

PichuPichu: (looks at my direction) Oh hey, Katherine! When'd you get here?

Me: (evil glare) you better be joking.

PichuPichu: No seriously.

Me: (eyes twitch)

Dimundo: (bends down to PichuPichu) I think you better run for it.

PichuPichu: Good idea. (Runs away screaming)

Me: Get your little butt back here right now! (Runs after PichuPichu)

Dimundo: Thank goodness it wasn't me this time.

Pearlindo: Yeah for someone who loves you so much, she expresses it in weird ways.

Angel: Shut up, Pearlindo.

Pearlindo: Speaking of love, what about you two. (Points to Angel and Jake)

Angel and Jake: (blush) Shut up, Pearlindo!

Pearlindo: (falls to the ground, laughing)

Jake: Let's go, Angel.

Angel: Okay. Hold on I can't pass up an opportunity.

Pearlindo: (still laughing on the ground)

Angel: (jumps on top of Pearlindo then runs off)

Pearlindo: What the heck was that?!

Dimundo: Forty pounds of pure fun.

Pearlindo: (stares blankly) What?

Dimundo: Nothing.

Dimundo: Hey, here comes Katherine. What's she holding?

Pearlindo: Don't know. Looks like an over stuffed plushie.

Me: It's PichuPichu, you idiots!

Dimundo: Why you holding him upside down by his tail?

Me: Because he's out cold, and it would be rude to drag him across the ground, pulling him by his tail.

Pearlindo: Oh yeah, and that's a whole lot better.

Me: Shut up, Pearlindo!

Pearlindo: Why does everyone tell me to shut up?

Dimundo: Cause you're annoying and don't know when to shut up.

Pearlindo:………

Me: Oh my gosh he doesn't have anything to say.

PichuPichu: Whereami?

Me: (drops PichuPichu on the head)

Pearlindo: I think he deserved that.

Dimundo: For once, Pearlindo, I think I agree with you.

That's all for today. Come back sometime when your bored and I might've updated. Oh and if you have any questions for the pokemon (or me) just write it (or type it watever you say) in the review. See yah!